New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They were bound to stumble onto a successful business strategy eventually, I guess. 140
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He's certainly mutilizating the English language. 010
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Those pervert glasses from Meta come in tinted, right? So we're fine. 010
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh no.. they not only fly planes, but they drive cars now too? 000
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Who am I? Well I'm not Bruce Wayne, that's for sure." 010
Reposted by New MessageAlberta Community Bat Program/Western Bat Program 🦇 @albertabats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026October belongs to the bats. 🦇🍂 They migrate, hibernate, navigate with sound and live surprisingly long lives. And there's still so much we don't know about them. It's Bat Month! All October we'll be sharing the science, stories and mysteries of bats. Come hang out with us. 🦇 15326
Reposted by New MessageAlfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 30/09/2026#madmagazine 59821
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*Sits quietly for a long, long moment... then gently drops the Bible into the fire* 010
Reposted by New MessageGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Private companies are hiding the Musk doc, while public funds are makin' Trump ads. If you are cool with it you can kiss my entire black ass and whatnot. 367675
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cap'n Crunch must stand trial for the crimes he committed against the proud people of the Crucnchberry Islands! 010
Reposted by New Messageouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS 3932222253
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Methinks the calls were coming from inside the house... 🤔 000
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How are the kids supposed to learn to time a mad sprint across traffic then? 010
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026'Thirst trap', or 'Who's on first trap'? You decide. 120
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He's starting to feel it, too.. Finally, starting to feel it. 000
Reposted by New MessageM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We Feel Your Pain,Bernie....... 412319
Reposted by New MessageAlfred E. Neuman ( MAD Magazine ) @alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social · 26/09/2026National Ghost Hunting Day • September 26 2026 #madmagazine 2343
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake!" * supporters prepare to flee the imminent Revolution * Donald Trump: "Let them eat shit!" * supporters start posting tiktoks of recepie ideas * 010
New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The military is pretty hard on Privates, but... it builds better men. 010