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The truth is, I'm here to entertain ME, not you. If you feel anything is 'too sacred to ridicule' you are an extremist. youtube.com/@NewMessage

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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A 20 piece prize, maybe...
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Is it time for Morbing? You bet!"
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Share a TV show that raised you
Best kid's show EVER.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Show Less Like This.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He should cover it, though. They aren't all accounted for, the lost seeing stones... We don't know who else may be watching.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Stones! We do not know who else may be watching!"
Some evil wizards, listening in.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"They are not all accounted for, the lost Seeing Stones! We do not know who else may be watching!"
Evil Wizards, contacting their Dark Lord.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Careful what you wish for...
Flaming Carrot
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I knew I'd seen that look in Kash Patel's eyes before!
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I said it once, I'll say it again... That is the face of a chicken fucker.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One minute later...
Sleepy cat, ready for bed
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh yeah?
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Ow! My food pipe!"
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Leave Donnie Alone!!!!
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She did more to feed, educate, and vaccinate kids in America (and the world over, in the end) than the President of the United States. Of those two busty 80 year old's in a blonde wigs, the one that should still be here was her.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Imagine how many medals the agent who first recruited Donnie must wear everywhere he goes in Russia.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The King was the most powerful person in the Kingdom. Who was the second? Not the Queen. Not the Prince. Not the advisors... The name of this person was "The Groom of the Stool", and they literally wiped the King's ass.
Shitfingers McGee, smiling knowingly
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah... if you don't castrate your Doughboys before they mature, they get all humpy.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh, I think they're just fine with him in charge right now.
OBEY
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Almost as big as Sarah Huckabee Sanders!
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Congrats to Mitch McConnell on being released from the hospital, to continue his treatment at home.
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That does explain this screengrab from when he addressed the audience at a Kid Rock concert a few years back...🤔
Donald Trump, showing off his new cat ears to furry community
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oooo.. he'll finally get that 20 piece prize he's been hankering for!
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oooo.. he'll finally get that 20 Piece Prize he's been hankering for!
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"I can chaaaaaaaaaange....."
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What's your sign?
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New Message @newmessage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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