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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"You can take your account with you" "You can create your own site using the atp" Lies. They ban and wipe just like they did to link today, and they won't stop until this place is just like the others. Silicon Valley? More like syndicate valley. Bye.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 05/10/2025
You're 100% not fighting fascism on substack. I don't care what you think you're doing. But it's not that
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Yesterday this article was headlined with the last part being: was it murder? There was so much instant outrage it looks like the NYT has altered the headline.
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The whole "Alpha" wolf and pack thing is bullshit. It's a lie. It's wrong. It's not a thing. You're just an asshole.
Wolves fighting for dominance as a "thing" came from observation of captive packs. Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a "thing."

Y'hear that, ya shitty modern werewolf writers?

Hear that, self-styled "alpha males"?

They weren't even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you're an 'alpha wolf then you are. in point of fact not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh

That would explain a few things
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
important for us in the US to note: even a solidly right wing government can't ignore this.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Did I wake up to "my LLM takes great offense to that" as the daily discourse?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube
the Borg Cube from Star Trek: TNG
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A regime that gasses its own citizens
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Loosely following grindrgate and either that picture of Mike Johnson was taken before July 2023 or it was taken around May 5, 2025, when he publicly shared it. Should not be hard to ascertain, there are other people shown in the image. If it is from 2023 it is well before Johnson attained SotH.
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Healthcare for All ♿️🏳️‍⚧️♀️🇺🇦🖖🏾🇵🇸 @falkorfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This Dem is saying SINGLE-PAYER UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE for ALL humans, everywhere. This is the way.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
🎟️🪦
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
What is the point of having an unelected, lifetime-appointed body who can do this, without explanation to show adherence to the Constituion and its principles, in good, open faith? Smacks of lever of authoritarianism, but I'm not an attorney. I have several pitchforks, though.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ok, we had a dry run back before the air was deflated from this site and we were left in the stale afterbreath of its owner's huffing, puffing and squealing the air out all over the room, but, friends, perhaps it has happened or is happening...
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Someone should show her Notes on her phone.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Whoops! I didn't mean to misgender Ms I mean Mr Jesse -- it was autocorrect, I swear!
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
No, gross.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It's abundantly obvious that the info we've been so far on the recent assassination is a load of concocted shit. I have my theories as to why the suspect would (at this stage) (appear to) play along.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I like the previews for Pillion (very sexy) but I would like gay people to play gay characters. I guess what I am saying is I am going to need to see proof -- photos, videos, in-the-flesh -- that Alexander Skarsgard puts his dick in other guys. Purely to vet the film, of course.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Are you a volunteer? No. Are you a rank amateur who jumped the shark, became the clown-putting-on-his-face meme, and who should know better? You betcha. This place should be like Wikipedia. Not Silicon Valley Jr.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Me, lurking: Am I doing this right?
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Filling pitted dates with cream cheese from a ziplock sandwich bag with the corner cut off and eating them over the sink like some kind of barbarian
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This time I mean it!!!! Narrator: he doesn't mean it.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You mean $hopping Li$t, hunty
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Father Figure. I'm offended on behalf of George Michael. One, she doesn't have the vocal chops. Two, "my dick's bigger" is garbage songwriting. I'm out. Verdict on the album: not for me.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ok I've heard about this one. Actually Romantic. Beef with Charl iXCX. Really juvenile. Was she too busy writing for Sony to have the mean girl experience in high school? Want her breakout hit all about being the unpopular girl in HS? And here she is making a whole song to clap-back to Charli XCX?
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Opalite opens strong. Good first lines. Let's see if it sustains. Ghosts again? Didn't we already do this trope? What's next? Monsters?
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Now, wi$h li$t, which I heard snippets of on the radio. ...not a fan of the title. A billionaire and a millionaire, both massive celebs. Gurl...if you have a wish list you have the $$ to make it real....let's not front. Want the world to leave you alone? That's not cute. No one made you chase fame
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Moving on to Elizabeth Taylor. Dramatic opening. Quickly turns to (yet another) overwrought pining to lost or potentially lost love. Here is the chorus. Ok. "Hollywood hates me" is going to stick around. The snare coming in -- very good move, helps push this along (the lyrics are wandering).
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
That's enough skeeting for the day. If you see me on here later today please shadow ban me.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I shouldn't even be here right now.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Maybe some of us just never learned to write it down and delete it.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Eww. Trying Life of a Showgirl for the first time and No. It's like she wants to have seminal, magnificently poetic lyrics and she is just not delivering that level of wordcraft/meaning...it sounds very, very shallow, but whoever sings the second verse has a great voice.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Listening to Fate of Ophelia for the first time. Immediate impression: the music and the voice/lyrics aren't working for me. It's like it started great but then she does the first line and it....kind of goes limp, like her voice can't match the tempo and energy of the music. 2nd verse is cheesy.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Bluesky Jay as Principal Skinner: Am I out of touch? No, the entire userbase is wrong.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
That's enough skeeting for the day. If you see me on here later today please shadow ban me.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You see a post that you think is some hugely important geopolitical take and you're wondering who they're talking about only to reach the end and discover it's something called BigBrotherSeason7
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
If I was any funnier I'd break this site. *touches earpiece* I am hearing that the CEO has already broken this site. Not even being funny.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Welcome to fuckyousky, get the fuck out of here
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ask me a year from now if I Bluesky.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I ate the waffle That you posted about flippantly Forgive me It was so stale And so off base.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Discourse, by virtue of its existence, is fucking civil.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Hey @jay.bsky.team, serious question: what the fuck are you going to do when he dies? Shut the site down?
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Maybe he died
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Test
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Bluesky has made a major change, it appears, without telling anyone. My detach quote feature is gone. Now, I can "edit Interactions" and toggle "allow quote" on or off, but only before someone quotes my skeet. If I toggle it off after that, no one else can quote it, but whoever did before can.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Detach quote feature is gone with the new update??
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Freedom of Speech, right?
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🏴S T R E P S I R R H I N I🏴 @strepsirrhini.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Jesse Singal should be banned for his open bigotry.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This is what a good social media ceo should be like. A bartender. You aren't here to make sure everyone is happy and the discourse civil, but if an asshole shows up and antagonizes regulars you should 86 them, not scold the regulars.
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