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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Even went to someone's profile who quoted me and tried there, same thing:
A screengrab of my skeet quoted by another user from their profile, showing the "detach quote" feature is missing from my app
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
See, it is not in my submenu anymore:
A screen grab showing that my Bluesky app is missing the "detach quote" feature
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
America should be like: "I'm here, you punk ass"
A photo of the Lincoln memorial in Washington
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Gonna tell my mom this is Groyper
Publicity image for the band Babymetal: three women with dark hair and Asian features wearing futuristic outfits standing standing in front of a supernova
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
"Be Honest" Meme of the Beckhams.

She says "I just fished a recipe out of the trash" he says "be honest" she says "I had to read cooking instructions I accidentally threw away" him: "be honest" her: "I had to see how long to microwave this." Him: "thank you."
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Every bite is a monumental act of mind over matter.
A bite taken from what I swear to you is the "before" of "food"
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Frozen gyoza elevated with garden fresh zucchini, onion and celery in a sweet soy sauce.
A white plate with half Gyoza and half diced vegetables, with a pair of chopsticks resting on top
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
At least it's somewhat healthy!
A plate with potato salad and a hotdog with crispy baked kale, Dijon mustard, bread & butter pickle slice and green onions.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Homer telling Bart "you've reached the most met stage of me… So far."
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Homemade Ethiopian cuisine: Beef tibs, atkilt wot, ye'abasha gomen, and injera bread
A white plate with delicious, colorful food on it, as described in the skeet.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Making injera
A cast-iron skillet with a crêpe light flatbread in the bottom
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Very excited to be making Ethiopian food at home for the first time! Beef tibs marinating!
Bite-sized cuts of beef in a spice blend with diced onions in a a stainless steel bowl.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Have watermelon and Korean red pepper powder? Cut watermelon into bite size pieces , sprinkle liberally with red pepper powder, if you have it top with toasted sesame seeds and sliced green onion.
Red watermelon slices in a green bowl, with sesame seeds, Korean red pepper flakes and green onion.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Almost as cute as Samson who turns 6 months on Friday
A little black dog stands on the ground with a basket full of ripe cherries above him.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Despite all my pain I will still
Poster from the 1987 comedy Throw Mama from the Train.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Use items in this image to name this band. I'm going with Daisy and the Hybrid Lube
A plastic container of 4000 Daisy .177 caliber BBs stands next to a bottle of wicked hybrid silicone + water intimate lubricant.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
A man in a suit stands with one arm outstretched. His expression is blank/thousand yard stare and his lips agape. This image has all the force of a wet noodle.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This is not true and is not funny This man is not gay, and the photo from Instagram is of a wedding in Hawaii he attended last fall. The man he is with is the groom (marrying a woman), not his boyfriend.
Photo that has set off a false rumor that an NFL player is gay. Two men in white stand on a lawn wearing green leies. They are smiling, looking at each other, and have one warm each behind the other. One of these men is the groom, the other a wedding guest. Neither are gay.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
An account calling itself @artee-49.bsky.social is maybe one of JD's sockpuppets. Blocked.
Screenshot of @artee-49.bsky.social skeet downplaying Vance's fascism and trying to obfuscate. Check their profile, then block.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Oh, his feewings awe huwt.
The viewing stand of the army 250 year parade for Donald Trump's birthday showing Pete kegsbreath Donald Trump and Melarrrnia
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
The viewing stand of the army's 250 year anniversary parade for Donald Trump's birthday showing Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump and Melania Trump. The top says Melania's inner monologue. The bottom says "happiest day of my life" in Slovenian
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
CNN: did you bring me that website? Underling: yes, real dystopian, just like you asked for. CNN:
A CNN headline says "we will kill you ": Florida sheriff issues stern warning to protesters

Below is a photo of a bunch of white people in suits holding their phones up to take pictures and smiling. A tiny caption at the top says oil prices leap 6% and stocks fall on worries about what will happen to the crude market
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Meme of the cartoon man telling kids something around a campfire. The top says "sure, habeas corpus was erased and people disappeared" and the bottom text says "but for one brief moment also Africans were rounded up and… Gee, look at that. Past your bedtime, kids."
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows. This is direct communication (phallocentric) vs indirect communication (gynocentric). I understand you aren't used to it
Two shirtless white men in black pants dance, holding each other on the beach
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Skillet-blackened bbq chicken, white chili and steamed spinach.
A white plate with bbq chicken, a black ramekin of white chili, and a side of dark green steamed spinach on a wooden tabletop.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Sadly it is a fake
Screen grab of a blue sky account pointing out that the video is a mash up of previous interviews and lip overdubbing
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My ajitama broke before I could slice it, but otherwise this is going to be an amazing bowl of ramen.
A yellow bowl filled with dark ramen soy sauce and toasted garlic beef broth with orange bell pepper, white onion, mushroom, corn, sliced roasted beef, and a soft boiled egg.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Tajín is good, but have you ever tried Korean red chile flakes with green onion and toasted sesame seed on watermelon?
A green bowl with chunks of red watermelon, sprinkled with  Korean red chile flakes and topped with green onion and toasted sesame seed
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Your daily reminder that Emmanuel Macron crushed the fuck out of that weak tiny hand when they met the first time in France.
Five images in a vertical column. The top image is French president Macron extending a hand to Donald Trump. Next image is Trump treacly holding out his hand and looking at Macron's, next image is the two gentlemen clasping hands. Macron's face is set, jaw clenched. Trump is feebly smiling. The next image shows Donald released his grip but Macron still has his. The final image is a close-up of Trump's hand clearly showing thumb and fingerprints where the French president had absolutely crushed it.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
First outdoor bath of the season coming up!
Two old cast iron tubs sit next to each other on a lawn in the morning sun. One has a small fire burning underneath and has been filled with water up to the empty faucet and fixture holes.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Liam Neeson from taken meme: a man in black shirt with a black hair stands in a dark room holding a phone up to his ear. The top says, "I am a man of certain", the bottom says, "responsibilities"
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
A man stands at the back of a boat smoking a cigarette. It's an iconic scene from Jaws.

The caption says "we're going to need a bigger meme"
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
But consider the fun job opportunities in, say, The Netherlands!
Skeet from someone showing the poster released in The Netherlands for Disney's Cinderella. There it is, apparently, called "Assepoester".
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This account is obviously AI. You can spot the way it phrases its replies so artificially. Block it.
Screenshot of a profile of an account calling itself iwasbeingsarcastic.bsky.social

Obviously AI and meant to stoke arguments. block!
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I highly suspect this account is AI. Accounts with headers like these and content like this scream engineered divisiveness. It's not just right wing accounts, either. Those who design and deploy these AI accounts have propaganda objectives
An account calling itself Janice Tinder (@ihatecensorship@bsky.social) that is pretty-obviously AI, and even on the slim chance that it's not, it still worthy of a block.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I've kept a secret from all of you for the last three days. I can't hold it in any longer. Say hello to Samson:
A little black puppy with a purple tie-dyed cloth around his neck sits partly on a red blanket on a wooden floor in a sunlit living room. He's cute AF.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The ACA is, in fact, not at all cool. It's a massive gift of public money to the insurance industry and while it does remove the "preexisting condition" denial clause it does not provide universal healthcare. Inserting an ENTIRE INDUSTRY between patient and provider is not sensible or efficient.
Screenshot of someone quote posting another user who replies to Obama to say the ACA enriched healthcare companies and privatized more hospitals. The latest quote post says the ACA is cool because it no longer allows denial based on "preexisting conditions".
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'll trade you.
A grassy yard in late winter covered in fir tree branches from last night's windstorm. I have a couple acres of this mess!
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Macron has had this pudgy piece of shit's number for years.
Screen grabs of Trump and Macron shaking hands in Paris during T's first terms: four frames show Macron stick out his hand, Trump look at it with obvious trepidation as he moves to clasp it, next scenes show Macron mercilessly crushing the shit out of T's tiny, pale hand, last scene shows T's hand, held awkwardly, and inflamed, with clearly visibly white imprint where Macron's thumb was.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Winning the lottery would not change me but there would be signs…
A bowl of soy sauce ramen with a medium boiled egg cut in half, yolk sides up, on top of the broth.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I cannot believe she is gone. It happened so fast today. She was only 9.
A black dog in green grass during the summer
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Run, girl! They're going to love you on the other side of the bridge. We're going to miss you so, so much, Althea.
A beautiful black dog races toward the camera
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The "same picture" meme from The Office.

Top image is two words, mary and merry, with the caption "corporate needs you to find the differences between this word and this word"

Bottom image is a woman with a lilac sweater and she says "they're the same word"
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Dinner!
Oven roasted BBQ chicken thigh, homemade red beans and rice, sweet potatoes with toasted mini marshmallows, and homemade coleslaw.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Damn this jambalaya was so good!
Homemade jambalaya with the trinity of onions, bell peppers, and celery, chicken stock, rice, chicken breast, andouille sausage, shrimp, and crushed tomatoes.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
@professorkiosk.wtf now look what you made me do
A corndog on a plate with ketchup and mustard
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Shoot! I don't have a product to pitch; just my wit.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
For the record I did elucidate, I just was not going to give Ike the satisfaction of doing it in this thread in answer to his gotcha tactic:
Screenshot of my response to a user asking what the parallel between Jewish people in 1930s Berlin and contemporary Gaza:

A marginalized group subject to discrimination, having to carry papers and subject to random search, eventually leading to the powers of a military state waging genocide against them and stealing their property. No parallels at all – – if your prejudice blind due to the obvious,
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Let's see: a marginalized group subject to discrimination, having to carry papers and subject to random search, eventually leading to the powers of a military state waging genocide against them and stealing their property. No parallels at all -- if your prejudice blinds you to the obvious, Ike.
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New Leaf @newleaf.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Benjamin "Bender" Kitten Mittens gives no fucks. There are dogs under the blanket on either side of him.
A black and white tuxedo cat with golden eyes lying between two lumps under a blue blanket
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