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That "C" in my 7th grade life management class should have been my first clue.

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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 16h
just some photos from may's albania voyage. Berat, Tirana, Gjirokaster, somewhere near Vlore....
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
america, basically
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Sarah @sawcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is wild
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Opened the cabinet door labeled "Adjunct Supply Cabinet" at my teaching gig, looking for scissors, and found.....an empty bottle of Windex and a part from an old printer. Yep.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Excellent thread
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the "debate" about bringing iced coffee to job interviews is effective at distracting people from the really bad job market, the high unemployment rate for Black women, ongoing mass layoffs in tech and media, and how Gen Z workers are refusing to adopt many toxic aspects of corp work culture
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i have a LOT of students in my class who went to high school in Canada, and honestly, America should just surrender now and call it good. we're cooked, as the kids say.
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
welp, my english 101 students are gonna hear my hottake on authorial voice and prosodic malleability tomorrow, and there's nothing they can do to stop me
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once I opened up my tasks app and made an item that said "Tell (random coworker) that Moby is slow-motion Pitbull." And yes, it was healing.
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Somehow, adjuncting two sections of Comp 1 (write an essay about your favorite meme!) and working nights/weekends at the funeral home is covering my monthly expenses. No more than that.....but life is shockingly ok right now.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Uh oh. Lane Kiffin is Living Coral.
LSU head coach Lane KiffinPantone color 16-1546 TCX Living Coral
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yup
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there!
There! Now the violence
I’ve inspired will never
affect me.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
man what do you even say anymore
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
really not liking how often i land on "start a cult" as a solution to my problems
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Confession: I renounced my Christianity in high school over something stupid. It wasn't the church I was raised in (a left-leaning ELCA church) but rather the influx of fundamentalist shit happening at my high school. Place was filled with WWJD merch, kids toting giant bibles...
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn, this is good. // lithub.com/50-things-ev...
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“50 Things Every AI Working with Humans Should Know”
Read an interview with Ken Liu explaining how this story was written here.* Obituary WHEEP-3 (“Dr. Weep”), probably the most renowned AI AI-critic of the last two decades, was retired by the Shallo…
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Movies I want to see this season: You Can See Everything, Klara and the Sun, Dune Part 3. This is the most movies I've actually wanted to see in.....years.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Perfect description of what's going on.
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Got my students so hooked on Zotero that they basically won't discuss a class reading until I load it in there, turn on the projector, and ask if they can help me annotate it. Worse problems to have, I guess.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same, son
little league kid says dream job is retirement
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was a college freshman when the Todd Oldham Dorm Room collection debuted at Target, and yes, I consider myself blessed by the universe. I still own (and use) the stapler at bottom left--it's impeccably made. We used to be a real country and all that....
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
While a project management cert never got me a project management job (lolololol), it made planning english comp classes 100x easier. So there's that.
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Trying to plan my English comp class with the university-provided syllabus, which is insisting the semester is 20 weeks long (it's 16). There are also "make a meme" and "make a comic" assignments.
bugs bunny saying "no"
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I hate being the "this looks meh" fan, especially considering how long it took this text to hit the screen (40 freakin' years), but......... youtu.be/g79GPZSQHBk?...
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Neuromancer — Official Teaser | Apple TV
YouTube video by Apple TV
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This story predates the release of ChatGPT, and I think about it every day www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2022/ju...
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Claire Hall | The Gospel according to LaMDA
Blake Lemoine, an engineer at Google, was recently suspended after claiming that LaMDA, one of its chatbot systems, was...
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love that they posted this clip. BSG's aesthetic was always in the digital/analog divide manifesting in strange ways. Scenes like this are my fave. youtu.be/F4V0u-nkQl0?...
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Battle Planning | Battlestar Galactica
YouTube video by Battlestar Galactica
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
and as if life couldn't get any weirder I might be working at a *checks notes* funeral home soon.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I say this with no small frustration: if Democrats stopped sucking so frequently and so badly and actually stood up for things more consistently, people wouldn’t hate them so much and they wouldn’t leave themselves vulnerable to being primaried out of power by people who do.
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Read the book a few years back. I'm liking a lot of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wixz...
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KLARA AND THE SUN – Official Trailer (4K)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I would absolutely sign up for any tour that revisits key places from In Search of Lost Time. // www.nytimes.com/2026/06/16/t...
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Spending a week in a place with no McDonalds, Wal-Mart, Amazon, Uber/Lyft, Starbucks, etc. etc. (Albania) did something for my mood that I'll probably never feel again. Loved that place.
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was on Sazan Island a few weeks ago. A tourist asked "Why would the Trumps want an island full of landmines?" The Albanian tour guide: "Maybe that was the plan all along." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
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Protests in Albania grow over Jared Kushner-backed luxury resort
Conservation groups say work has begun in protected coastal area, while prime minister insists project will bring jobs and investment
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The X-Files The Expanse Halt & Catch Fire Mind Hunter The Hour Sex Education The Fall Arrested Development (1st series) The Adventures of Pete & Pete Pushing Daisies The Chair Company Dickinson Star Trek: DS9 Friday Night Lights Twin Peaks
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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I've Been Writing About AI for Two Years. I Was Looking at the Wrong Part of the World.
There is an app in Lagos that can tell you whether your malaria medication is real or counterfeit.
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
So I'm probably going back to teaching in the fall. And quitting my soul-crushing admin job. And turning the side gig into something more full time. And getting a TESOL cert. And kissing what's probably my last good shot at a heteronormative relationship goodbye. And just doing a lot, OK, GAWD
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
God bless bookstore employees having fun.
Barnes and Noble book table sign: "Oh look, it's that gay hockey romance!"


Preorder the next in the series today 
Coming Sept, 2026
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
That final was so insufferably Nebraska. And I say this as a lifelong fan.
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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neuromuse @neuromuse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
About to make a huge life move and am scared shitless but probably ready. Wasn't able to buy a house 3 years ago (thanks, private capital and shitty market) but that down payment is about to turn into something....crazier than a house.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Elmo
@elmo
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That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
Based Yankee
@thebasedyankee
You and Bad Bunny should be deported
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