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Old Man Green (he/him)

@neurocrusty.bsky.social
642 followers 552 following 8.4K posts

Owen Green for those who don’t like anonymous accounts. Hot old guy with ADHD and the Tism Rizz. Liberals would call me too far left. I like to think I’m just a decent human. Mark Carney is a fascist cunt. Cats. Concerts. Cunnilingus.

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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 2h
Men, what’s stopping you from speaking out against rape and stating unequivocally you won’t accept bad behaviour towards women from the men around you? If it’s “online activism doesn’t matter” I can point you towards 100s of women saying it matters.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 5h
Might drink enough that I cry at the MUNA concert.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 6h
The discourse about Digger bombing is overly complicating things. His success was based on either being a heart throb or doing action movies. Now that women know he’s an asshole people his audience for non-action is minimal.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 11h
Why? Is he scared someone will call him a pedophile?
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 13h
Protect Hayley Williams.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You should have the option to block AI content on socials and disable features in apps.
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Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A tweet saying “Matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave” being quoted by someone who posted a picture of Jabba the Hutt.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If any business had a workplace accident every other day it would not be allowed to go on for 6 years. That business would be shut down, if for no other reason than it couldn’t pay its insurance premiums. #cornell
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry to all the women who had the abstract idea that they had the right to do what they want with their bodies without a bunch of old men and religious freaks having input.
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gosh, the discourse on here is depressing this evening. Here's Ozzy taking a nap in a basin, for anyone who needs it.
Grey furry cat sleeping in a basin, paws sticking up.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time to play “brewery patio activist”. I saw a woman on Instagram yesterday post something that I can’t disagree with - it’s well past the point for education. Men know rape is wrong and they don’t care. But so long as our police, justice system, government and corporations are stacked by…
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How emotionally and socially stunted would one have to be to hand off their social media posting to AI?
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every so often we “invent” something that was just the norm once upon a time. That was my knee jerk reaction to Phoebe Bridgers banning phones at her shows. Been there, done that…I kinda like being able to take pictures and videos. Don’t need someone to tell me to stay in the moment.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I may never see a show at the Horseshoe, but at least now I can say I’ve had a beer.
Me, wearing sunglasses and a backwards tweed hat, holding a beer out front of the Horseshoe Tavern.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Normalize cutting shitty men out of your playlists. Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Ryan Adams, Arcade Fire…etc. Feel free to share more.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time for coffee.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok. Here’s the 1st of 3 takeaways from last night. That was an amazing talent at the absolute peak of her craft. Every aspect of the show was perfect. I swung back and forth through the full range of emotions. The pacing, timing, choreography whatever you call it was fantastic. Top 5 concert.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Phoebe. Fucking. Bridgers. That is all. For now.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sending voice notes is chaotic.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a cruel twist of fate that my favourite thing to do (going to concerts) is something my brain and body are completely ill equipped for.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mental health and hotness are often in an inverse relationship to one another. At least that’s what I keep telling myself to feel better.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How did we reach the point where Conservatives are better on the environment (at least in words, if not action) than the Liberals.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so fucking humid. Why is nobody else here soaked?
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 06/08/2023
You ever get slapped in the face by a tweet so hard that you help destroy capitalism forever and ever
ZO @gramscifancam
the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so u can sit at a desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend u dont want to kill urself and if u can't focus on doing that for 9 hours a day 5 days a week that's a mental disorder
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My “Eat The Rich” unicorn shirt is much more popular in Toronto than NB.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things I learned this week: Liberals declared anti-Zionism a form of antisemitism and therefore a hate crime. The same Liberal government refused to declare residential school denialism a hate crime in a bill supposedly intended to fight hate. But yeah, they care about Truth & Reconciliation.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A spider dropped from a tree and attached itself to the brim of my hat. I survived without screaming or crying.
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T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @tryangregory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometimes I ask myself, am I wrong about genAI? Am I just an old man yelling at a cloud about what is actually really positive technology? Then I am reminded of what AI booster bros think and I realize, no, AI really does drink your water and eat your brain.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a place down the street with two cats that are usually in the window looking out. The owner put up a sign that says their names are Cooter and Skeeter and I need to know if they know. 😅
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I "love" when sales people call me and I just let them do their little spiel about how they're software makes tax preparation so much easier and then eventually tell them I don't do any tax work and hang up on them. Maybe you should have looked at my website for about 3 seconds.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If your grandmother had those little decorative soaps shaped like flowers and shells and you ever wondered what they tasted like...I'd suggest it's probably something like the flavoured Perrier from Costco.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After a month of blasting my music in my bedroom I discovered today I have a neighbour on that side. Fortunately for me Ron needs a hearing aid and said he hasn’t heard a thing.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude handing off his resume at the coffeehouse shop this morning- “My name is Fez and I speak Fez.” They need to hire him.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just got invited to join a bridge group. Now I just need to learn to play bridge.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Put together a 4x4 Kallax shelf from Ikea without hurting myself or swearing. Where’s the “don’t clap” person? I want to talk to them.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most guys- Oh baby, you’re so hot. Me - Where did you get that sweater?!
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At Oktoberfest in Saint Andrews and attempting to out drink @thefwordnb.bsky.social
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck anyone shitting on Vladdy. I watch baseball for the joy of baseball. Nobody exudes that more than Vladdy. He had a shitty, injured season. He probably should have sat it out. He didn’t. Fuck you. Eat shit and die. #bluejays
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me talking to my cats.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My parent’s dog, Macy, looks like she’s ready to swing.
White Standard Poodle wearing a pink diaper.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The woman who painted my apartment did some repair to my table and delivered and set it up today. She said my cats being so friendly was a sign of the type of person I am. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I’m a fucking mess and they just appreciate people not curled up in the fetal position.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Silly to quibble over certain shows being a bit high or low. But Black Sails not in the top 100 at all is crazy.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could get used to walking down the street and having people say “Look it’s Linda’s handsome son.”
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting out to walk in SJ was a slog. Here in Saint Andrews I look forward to it because of stuff like this.
Sunrise over the Passamaquody.A female mallard duck walking away along the side of the road.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh cool. Our PM is hosting an Islamophobe in December. Gotta make those trade deals no matter what.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tell me your parents didn’t express affection without telling me.
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Rick @calder12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If the best you can manage is to get out of bed, good for you. If you can't even manage that, also good for you. The world is shit, and it is shittier for some of us, don't let fucking idiots like this run you down. Just keep on keeping on however you can.
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Either my apartment is haunted or the cats figured out how to turn on three separate kitchen counter lights. I’m not sure which of those options scares me more.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
how it feels to be hot and right all the time
lisa frank ass artwork of some dolphins flipping out of the water in front of rainbows
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Old Man Green (he/him) @neurocrusty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My mouse is being glitchy and I think I’m going to have a stroke.
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