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''utterly incomprehensible and vaguely offensive''. / doing art in an evil way until i die. / she/fae. / gen x dni. /

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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
saying "horchata" in a really fucked up way and accidentally speaking the true name of the divine.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
day two: relic. #inktober.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
day one: apple. #inktober.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i saw snoopy smoking crystal snorlax.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why Amish Guys always named something like Jebediah and never anything awesome like "Xanthoria".
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pagliacci's Trilemma -God can be omniscient -God can be omnibenevolent -God can have a sense of humor
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
unprompted in a job interview: well i personally respect #hmofa guys.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we all heard of Type 3 Fun but no one talks about Type 4 Fun where it's fun in the moment but sucks to remember, like being molested or watching an isekai.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
non alcoholic beer is a blessing to straight edge losers who still want to drink beer in a shower.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 18/09/2026
Oo my belly, oo
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a poem about The West Edmonton Mall.
My hurt is a mall,
it is big and sprawling
and I have gifted it to you
who did not really want such things
but you can come see the seals do tricks
as you tear apart a pizza
that you could swear was made 
of the illusions they build movie relationships with
while you ponder the scars
of the asbestos foundations we laid
and we will say “what a big mall we let ourselves be”.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tribute To Videodrome, a poem made entirely from the Something Awful 9/11 forum posts.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
please help!, my two sons (some rats i found) who im trying to raise to be good christians are engaging in dangerous homosexual behavior (eating fruit).
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
big fan of the fact that the oldest piece of art with the tag "kobold_(5e)" on e621 is in fact just the 5e monster manual art for the kobold.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
hello i am depressed transgender woman Méribel, i will draw your fursona for free because im listening to neo-folk and post-punk.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
every since i was a little girl i wanted to go online and argue about the ethics of plushiefucking art with a polish twenty two year old who has a tulpa of Pope John Paul The Second and a snuff kink.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my madoka magica magical wish was that everyone aged 23-27 and 29-150 would be twenty seven forever while everyone 0-22 and 28 would be a gay teenager named Dennis (all gender) until they learned how to communicate well or in welsh. Kyubey tried to kill me for this.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the kind of depression that got you sharing cigs with a gay teenager named Dennis and listening to b-lister kpop.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i am a poet, this means i eternally have $23.61 and instead of going to factory i go and make some new vile or beautiful concoction that makes me drunk and heartbroken. i live in a town whose name either means "asshole" or "beauty", the last time i was sober god tried to killme.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“lives mate, what under majesty program asks just conditioning. should old blessings matter cause i heather since burst.” — #fridgle 3 fridgle.net/#p=I76pYnRLFpNeatXLUnnldX1m2apl
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daily fridge poetry toy
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
well the good thing about heartbreak induced depression is that i get to listen to warren zevon and go "wow this is literally me", the bad thing about heartbreak induced depression is everything else.
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ok i redrew this in a more like "accurate" style bc he looks rly bad in the way i usually draw
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 15/08/2026
"Got mental problems? Addicted to obscure substances? Paid too much attention in histoy class? I'm Warren Zevon, and you may be entitled to some bitchin' rock music"
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“a grip about the answer toast too loves hands fighting drinking i ready die surprised stop canly into deciding this that it thingly get on i.” — #fridgle 1 fridgle.net
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fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
[talking to a friend and pointing at you] this girl still believes in germ theory lmao.
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weepfish.bsky.social @weepfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
simpler version of this slime
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Laura @emokohelet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Straight edge love poet: your love to me is like water or food or something similarly inoffensive. Your love is my strawberry. Your love is like Splenda.
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[mouse congress] the squeaker is squeaking.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they hit the hindenburg.
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Aucaailin (commission open ) @aucaailin.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Some of my favourite hnk fan art
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Aucaailin (commission open ) @aucaailin.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
If you see this, QPR your green art 🍐
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina unemployment rate is now one hundred percent.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
where does the new york times even find these people
A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 28/06/2026
shout out to this huge rainbow fox I saw yesterday
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
what if the only way he can get off is jumping into water in a suit in an official political capacity?, what if this is all to serve his sick sick sick fantasy?. what if.
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Psaio .: QUIXOTIC RE:SONANCE :. @psyoptima.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Found a copy. I'll be throwing this on the internet archive at some point, but it's honestly what you'd expect. It's just a narrated guide to using a word processor. No voice acting, just the narrator telling you how to use & occasionally the girl nods or picks up a floppy disk.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
more like NIAA, turns to camera and smiles.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/06/2026
guy who suggests running an intelligence op with subversive bluesky accounts and gets fired immediately for wasting everyone’s time
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
well sex, drugs, and rock and roll was cool but it's time to return to my real passion: miniatures.
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Llamas @llamasyes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
cirno interpretation #東方Project #touhou
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Sloane @emulsion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
photos taken on Mt. Hood, Oregon on slide film with a point and shoot
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
trying to start a cozy queer cafe bookstore and fucking up and getting a lesbian sports bar that sells books about knives.
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
getting confused and saying "you know i wouldve transitioned a third time if i could" to prove how woke i am.
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Boa @ardent-knight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Horse Updates. @neon-evangayion.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
CONCERNING:
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