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lens-based artisanal nonsense 📍abrdn

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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every oil guy in the packed Aberdeen cineworld at tonight’s screening
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Cringe Awkward
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Digger is good actually and I won’t hear otherwise. The trailer sells it well short, if you’ve seen it you know what I mean…
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Digger
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wasted two hours of my life in The Sorkin Zone
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Misread that and thought yeah obviously you wouldn’t have shaky hands if you were at that moment busy firmly squeezing your own arse cheeks with them?
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Consicuously winking at the guy everyone’s voting off is pretty weird behaviour though right?
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Banishing a woman of colour very early in the game again, is it? #celebritytraitors
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How people reacted when I arrived on Bluesky
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me at the chippy #celebritytraitors
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I genuinely can’t think of any any challenge timing out ever before?
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone who holds their fork weird is a traitor #CelebrityTraitors
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“You have thirty minutes to complete this challenge” * Eighty-five minutes later * They cross the line “with seconds to spare” #CelebrityTraitors
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jerry Hall just casually assuming the Agent of Elderly Chaos mantle from Richard #CelebrityTraitors
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/twDvxNooI_4
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How would Alan Turing have played the Traitors?
YouTube video by Hannah Fry
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok there was a very brief scene where Hannah Fry mentioned she had a system she was working, here’s the full thing and it’s GENIUS #CelebrityTraitors youtu.be/twDvxNooI_4
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How would Alan Turing have played the Traitors?
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you tell the polling agent you’re voting reform they actually give you a free crayon to mark your ballot so you can have a delicious snack afterwards.
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you live in the Rosemount and Stockethill ward don’t forget to get out and vote before 10pm Unless you’re planning to vote reform in which case ignore this, your vote is tomorrow
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just as soon as I’ve found my journeyman a bucket of sparks out the fab shop
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mr Black and Mr Decker; BNQ contractors; report to the gangway
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Hey Rob, there’s a leak on your system…!” 😬😬😬 rushes to see Inevitably someone has balanced one leek on top of the pipe.
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Luckily only on for a brief survey before retreating to the safety of an office, someone else can do the actual graft
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The barnacle-covered legs of an old jack-up leg tower above on a crisp sunny day
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
found the holodeck
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Hitchhiker's Guide: Oh No, Not Again Flower Pot
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Marvin The Paranoid Android: It's Even Worse Than I Thought
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you’d feel weird calling it a biccie, it’s a cookie.
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The whole protests thing in Hong Kong in 2019 kicking off just after I booked travel… still went, had a great time, only ended up getting kettled once
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Then there was the time MH370 disappeared while I was also on another flight in Asia. Or the time the church next to the hotel in Sri Lanka I’d just left a couple hours before got bombed. There is a god and he doesn’t like me leaving the UK for some reason.
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry about the pending plague pandemic, I was looking at city breaks again, this always happens when I start thinking about booking a holiday. For example, I was personally responsible for the 2011 Fukushima tsunami because I looked at cheap flights to Tokyo a couple of hours before.
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t put them in the cave, that’s the first place the police will look
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen Ĉ̵̢̥͔̣̼͂͒̀͜ȕ̴̢̦̖͖͈̞̿r̷̤̪̣̮̥͍̋̿͘͝ś̴̖͗e̸̡̻̬̲͔̤͕͊͗͑́͑̍͌͝ď̸̟̐͛͘̚ ̴̫̙͕̞̆͐̃̋͐̔̑͘c̶̨̟̪̝̻̲̬̝̎̆͌̃̂̓̕ã̷͔̳͂̎̿̏̚v̵̬̈́̈́͋͊́̄̚͘e̷͎̓̉͋̀͝ Hallway Bedroom Bedroom
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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there really no cheaper alternative? As an outsider looking in, it always seems like London aims to build the most expensive version of something and lets it fail on budget, rather than compromise to anything like the extent provincial cities are expected to on capital works programs.
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The science people should invent some sort of miraculous bridge that can open. That would solve this problem.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let me know when they come up with an AI that can give me twenty thousand dollars and then it will solve a bunch of my issues tbh
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They’re going to keep Jerry in for the following reasons: 1. ? 2. See above.
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes it’s where all the military officers get their civvy clobber from
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The real traitors are these production decisions
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THERE ARE NO WINNERS HERE, ONLY LOSERS
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#celebritytraitors
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Lively Crowd at the Bar
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To Rob Beckett. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
doing some more scanning tonight, here are a few more photos that i thought were pretty neat
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s just a modern day zipboil / urn, stews away for hours or days picking up the plastic taste of the tank 🤢
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy birthday to Henry the vacuum cleaner x
screen grab of Henry the vacuum cleaner's wikipedia page
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Rob @nemofishy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s also a boiling water tap but the water that comes out of it is an affront to god
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