Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Live streaming executions. Is there anything below that? I guess there is. Primitive beings we are. 030
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What’s that? Signed up to cycle London to Brighton 35 years after the only other time you’ve cycled it? Yes. Yes I have *this is the gif for “female cyclist” very accurate actually. Absolutely how I’ll look on my bike cycling 60 miles or whatever.static.klipy.comBeautiful Woman in a Flowery GardenALT: Beautiful Woman in a Flowery Garden 240
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hard, hard, hard to deliver two in person presentations for 2 hours while the cousin you grew up with lies dying in a hospital. 200
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There really does seem to be a lot of people taking their lives right now. What’s going on? 000
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do you ever get stuck with inertia? So much to do, but instead of doing it, bugger about at the edges while the deadlines for the stuff that matters creep forward. Annoying myself today 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There’s a man who has viewed my LinkedIn profile consistently, about 4 times a year for the last 10 years or so. Never contacts me. 🤷🏻♀️ 120
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What’s your title… Mr Mrs Lord Cllr Sir Lady Baron Baroness And so on. At the very bottom “Ms” Yep. That’s me 042
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Really hate it when people write “think about that” or whatever. If I’ve just read something, I am thinking about it! 100
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026LinkedIn really starting to bug me. “I’ve been working hard since I was ** age, now I’m giving myself some peace and space to refresh…” etc. What do you think everyone else has been doing? 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Founders and entrepreneurs on LinkedIn: “Hey bros you don’t f*cking need a degree.” Their company’s recruitment page: You must have 7,000 pieces of paper and 4,000 years of experience for this entry role. 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Those boys who died, you just know there are a group of primary school teachers who saw this coming, knew the parents. How do 17 and 18 year olds knock up 37 offences between them, starting at age 15? 030
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ve often wondered why I’ve tried and failed several times to read and like Little Women. Maybe it’s the title. But I just find it tedious. I’ve just read something though that says even the author felt the same way and mostly wrote it for money. Feel less bad now 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I know I must be an old fogey but it makes me sad to see young mums sitting there next to their babies on their phones and kids out to dinner glued to their iPads. They should be bored and driven to distraction like we were 😅🙃 But seriously though… talk to ya bairns 151
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“Just gently nudging this up in your inbox” S’cuse me? And also, Don’t. 180
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Outside last night trying to see the blinkin shooting stars and what’s that I hear…? Naughty neighbours using the HOSE! 😮 I did the only thing a British person can do in the circumstances- stayed completely still and silent until they’d finished. 040
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Do you remember those follow back something or other anti Brexit people? Wondered whether they still existed? 010
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellAndrew Pope @andrewpope.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I hate, hate these pervert glasses. Listen to this guy interrupting the filming of Cunk on Cinema. What an entitled dick. 2222341341
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellDoug Sloane @dougsloane.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026I've seen people suggest you look at the eclipse through a colander. Don't do that, you'll strain your eyes. 6501133
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My dahlias are very happy that the hot sun = no slugs 🐌 But I wonder where they go? 000
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s a strange thing really in the UK that office building security people are nearly always black. Why is that? And what does it say about us? 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026One of the hard things about losing a friend is that there never are new photos, no new memories. Time moves on, but they stay the same. Each year the gap gets bigger 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Imagine finding out you’ve had a good old snog with Death, even if he does look like Brad Pitt 110
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellMartha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 26/07/2026We don’t deserve dogs 🐶 🥲♥️ Good morning friends! 482112501836
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026God really loves football. Not so bothered about cricket Tennis, nah 020
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellThe Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes. 875249681
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Huh? There’s a show in the middle of the game? 100
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Hmm. The person who suggest a virtual coffee is now saying she has a “cheeky” holiday booked. Or rather more cringe she’s said, “I’m cheekily flying to ** for 2 weeks for a family holiday” Why is it cheeky? It’s a holiday. Just tell me you’re on holiday. Annoying. This doesn’t bode well 240
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I don’t want a “virtual coffee” Just call it a Teams meeting. Or if it’s about nothing really, then let’s not bother. 030
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Someone is playing birdsong on the train. Why do we all have to hear that? Real birds = nice. Electronic birds on repeat pattern = shut up. 140
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mother and two children murdered. You always know who the culprit will be. I think it should carry a special sentence. For those who you should be able to trust. Life without parole. 030
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Come on Clacton!static.klipy.comAssiax Kuro: Trash Cans in a RainstormALT: Assiax Kuro: Trash Cans in a Rainstorm 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Feeling all relaxed. What a lovely holiday. My inboxstatic.klipy.comSkeletor Laughs In EvilALT: Skeletor Laughs In Evil 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Oh no! Just realised it’s going to be Wes as Chancellor isn’t it! Ugh. Let’s hope he’ll be wise and keep Rachel Reeves. But he won’t, of course. 000
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Bought this in a charity shop and there were lots of pictures of you inside 1214414
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Such a mistake about Starmer. I quite like Andy Burnham, but I can’t see that he’ll be better. 210
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellGeorge Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such. 21169682243
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Increasing age has brought with it increasing fat. Thought I’d do something about it. Lost nearly a stone. Now I’m only the same weight I was when I was 9 months pregnant 🙃 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I don’t mind a dog. We had two growing up and they were lovely furry family members. But I can’t stand all this “such a good girl/boy” nonsense. I always think just let creatures be. Don’t put human ideas of having to be “good” on them. 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Sat next to a man from the 90s today on the tube. Suit, cufflinks, an actual brown leather briefcase, shiny shoes and a newspaper! Then he did the crossword before leaving his copy of The Times on the seat for the next person. 280
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026One day, possibly not very far in the future I’ll no longer hear the words, “drive carefully” as I leave the room. Ah, me Dad is getting very frail 050
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026What happened to the leadership challenge then? Did everyone get bored? Was it the heatwave made everyone chill? 110
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/06/2026this is my kind of company motto right here 67122252365
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026If there’s a bit of your presentation that keeps tripping you up, just take it out. You don’t actually have to do that to yourself. 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Tube drivers get £74k and are striking because they’re being offered a 4 day week? Thanks guys. Brilliant 110
Reposted by Pretty Witty NellDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane. 696193865234
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026When nominating for awards, maybe remember to take off the name of the last award thing you sent the nomination to… 110
