Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Live streaming executions. Is there anything below that? I guess there is. Primitive beings we are. 030
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What’s that? Signed up to cycle London to Brighton 35 years after the only other time you’ve cycled it? Yes. Yes I have *this is the gif for “female cyclist” very accurate actually. Absolutely how I’ll look on my bike cycling 60 miles or whatever.static.klipy.comBeautiful Woman in a Flowery GardenALT: Beautiful Woman in a Flowery Garden 240
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Beer of the good” as my Mum would say. Actually it was “sleep of the good” but same thing. 😊 110
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026With her in a Teams call attended by her PA.static.klipy.comCute Kitten Says MeowALT: Cute Kitten Says Meow 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I wonder how much weight that “with” is carrying. 120
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Most famous person I’ve danced with, Nick Rhodes. And at the same time in an awkward 3some dance, Janet Street Porter 🤷🏻♀️ 120
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Once shared a loft with Seb Coe. When we got in my friend said; “Seb Coe!” And we giggled awkwardly for the rest of the ride. 131
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026YES! Yours is the only book I will ever buy again. 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Still with us this morning, so I’m going down there today 120
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thank you, Richard. Just terrible for her, her husband, children and of course, devastating for her mother, my aunt who’s in her 80s :( 120
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hard, hard, hard to deliver two in person presentations for 2 hours while the cousin you grew up with lies dying in a hospital. 200
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shame how we all get old. Life is so incredibly short. 000
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hey man, check out my new talk (which is definitely not a webinar), we’re gonna be setting out the journey to our next anti conference! 011
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There really does seem to be a lot of people taking their lives right now. What’s going on? 000
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Saw the pic, read the words. My eyes saw “Plank Sinatra” Silly eyes 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Do you ever get stuck with inertia? So much to do, but instead of doing it, bugger about at the edges while the deadlines for the stuff that matters creep forward. Annoying myself today 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well yes. Plenty of people just slipped through the cracks. Nobody would have cared or known if someone was dyslexic and jumped a bale of straw around. They’d have just been the thick kid. Except they’re not thick, just differently, and often more exceptionally, wired. 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There’s a man who has viewed my LinkedIn profile consistently, about 4 times a year for the last 10 years or so. Never contacts me. 🤷🏻♀️ 120
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You’re still in the wrong though. Don’t be mean to 11 year olds hey 000
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What’s your title… Mr Mrs Lord Cllr Sir Lady Baron Baroness And so on. At the very bottom “Ms” Yep. That’s me 042
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So annoying. Maybe these people don’t normally think so imagine that others don’t either. 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Probably was the case until recently. I was last there in 2013 and my 13 year old, extremely skinny daughter had to wear a sarong around her shorts! 100
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Really hate it when people write “think about that” or whatever. If I’ve just read something, I am thinking about it! 100
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026LinkedIn really starting to bug me. “I’ve been working hard since I was ** age, now I’m giving myself some peace and space to refresh…” etc. What do you think everyone else has been doing? 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Founders and entrepreneurs on LinkedIn: “Hey bros you don’t f*cking need a degree.” Their company’s recruitment page: You must have 7,000 pieces of paper and 4,000 years of experience for this entry role. 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Those boys who died, you just know there are a group of primary school teachers who saw this coming, knew the parents. How do 17 and 18 year olds knock up 37 offences between them, starting at age 15? 030
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Still the foothills though… so you know. But also…static.klipy.comI Said It Was A Joke SonALT: I Said It Was A Joke Son 030
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“Who wrote Pride and Prejudice?” “What is the world’s longest river?” “Who was King before Queen Victoria?” And so on… 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ah! Mine too! Though ours was round the dinner table. In the middle of conversation, suddenly a random question. Could be in the car too. 110
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My main frustration with the WHOLE THING (actually I don’t much care) is that you can spend precious minutes searching for UK, Great Britain, United Kingdom, England etc in the various online forms we must click on and through. 020
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’ve often wondered why I’ve tried and failed several times to read and like Little Women. Maybe it’s the title. But I just find it tedious. I’ve just read something though that says even the author felt the same way and mostly wrote it for money. Feel less bad now 010
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Ah, I see. Sorry, should have looked closer! 000
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Which is which? Doesn’t look like a huge amount in it at the end? 130
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I know I must be an old fogey but it makes me sad to see young mums sitting there next to their babies on their phones and kids out to dinner glued to their iPads. They should be bored and driven to distraction like we were 😅🙃 But seriously though… talk to ya bairns 151
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“Just gently nudging this up in your inbox” S’cuse me? And also, Don’t. 180
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I never really understood what it meant, except that it was a BAD thing. But is it a good thing now then? 100
Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026That is a shame. But she probably struggles to see you as a separate being. Your her daughter and therefore she sees you as an extension of her, so sees your problems as they relate to her too. Most important thing is love. I don’t have my Mum anymore. Go easy on her and yourself. X 010
