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Pretty Witty Nell

@nellwitty.bsky.social
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Daftness, mostly

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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But I’ve already got your unimproved one.
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Flea stuff time is it?
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sad. I fear for this moth. Moths who enter my garden must die, by order of The Cat
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ok, yes they were great, but it did make me think of this
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Did buy these the other day. They might even get read one day
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Honestly. Is it really worth it? Idiots
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
And who would have thought ten years later…
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why is this man still President?
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Here’s my moggin. Getting on a bit these days at 14, and although a bit slower, doing pretty well.
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ah, sorry. Was that pedantic? Personally, I enjoy a fine burger like this for breakfast
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just found this. My Great Grandad. 1919
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I offer you this seasonally appropriate work of brilliance, complete with a suitable dodgy rendering of the letter “a”
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
And finally, Kathmandu from the 1990s.
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Flores, Indonesia in the 1990s
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
From many, many years ago in Sumatra. The man who later became my husband boinging from a palm tree branch. Not a bad shot when you consider there were no iPhones or digital to see if you’d caught it.
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Gosh. My younger self says thanks 🙏
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Bonkers pic of dats gone by, if that’s what we’re doing
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Me and my Mumma ❤️
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Scrolling. My tired eyes for a moment thought that…
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Reading Hexagon. Cliff Richard with a friend’s parents. 🕺 I was 12, so..
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Err, thanks 🙃 #ChristmasHamper
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Me Mum and Dad ❤️
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hello folks. I’ve had 3 months off here having a fab summer, doing lots of lovely things! ☀️ chin chin to autumn! 🍂 🍷
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Tres Bon!
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
You already know the answer. 🙃 I haven’t tbh! I suppose I was trusting in the reporting. In that, if what it says is true, then it wouldn’t matter that it didn’t mention Reform. Though I did think these two paras were clunky.
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My timeline
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Had this drink last night. As my friend said, “is that a tadpole?”
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
This time 4 years ago, when things were just starting to open up again
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
It is actually a children’s book 🤭
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Beautiful. A place of ghosts for me though. I’ll probably never come again
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Anyone else remember this on High St Ken? I loved it. Growing up in 1970s England, it was the first time I’d ever tasted BBQ sauce and eaten a burger that wasn’t a Wimpy. Bizarrely it was called “Strikes” after the 1926 General Strike. Who knows why! 🤷🏻‍♀️😊
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
These are fine. Nice views too!
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I quite like a nice bin. Bin painting. Of, not personally.
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Bins!
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Like floating jellyfish
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Here they come! ❤️
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Just at Dad’s giving him a slice of cake. Most excellent plates
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Are you in need of a cat? A large, orange cat?
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I offer you this large, orange cat 😘
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Moggin
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Pretty Witty Nell @nellwitty.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Cheerful 🪓
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