Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comSesame Street The CountALT: Sesame Street The Count 010 1
Reposted by KistelekneilEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster. 342239417 2.2K
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m wondering if he broke both his arms when he was younger. IYKYK 110 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m getting Marcel Marceau in carbonite vibes. 010 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Petition: If an MP chooses to resign from the UK Parliament during a parliamentary term, they would be ineligible to run for election for any seat, including the one previously held, for a minimum period of 12 months. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Prevent MPs who resign their seat from standing for re-election for 12 monthsIf an MP chooses to resign from the UK Parliament during a parliamentary term, they would be ineligible to run for election for any seat, including the one previously held, for a minimum period of 12 ... 020 2
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m sure you’ll be fine but nonetheless, the fact remains. Our Daisy approves. 010 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Same but a bit higher up and further away. Oystermouth Castle well worth a trip. Get there early for the guided tour. 110 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If a dolphin can do it, @countbinface.bsky.social can! 000 0
Reposted by KistelekneilRuss Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Under no circumstances should this by-election go ahead before the standards investigations are complete and the findings/punishments made public. This isn't a question of Party Politics. I'd say the same if it was Labour, Greens or any other party. People deserve to know who they're voting for. 38582110 582
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 28/06/2026static.klipy.comGet Smash Robot CharacterALT: Get Smash Robot Character 110 1
Reposted by KistelekneilAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It should be illegal to make software that was previously a one-time purchase into a subscription. Imagine you bought a sofa and then 3 years later the shop told you they were going to start charging you £10 a month or else they'll take your sofa, that you already paid for, away 751706305 1.7K
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.static.klipy.comSesame Street The CountAlt: Sesame Street The Count 010 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Burnham needs to do two things. 1) Get a better comms team. Loads of good stuff done yet dancing to reform’s tune. 2) Be bolder. They’ve got a majority big enough to pass anything through parliament yet they just seem to be fiddling around the edges. 010 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 08/06/2026static.klipy.comFootball Player: 'They had us in the first half'ALT: Football Player: 'They had us in the first half' 010 1
Reposted by KistelekneilTony @tony.eurosky.social · 08/06/2026Wow, really looking forward to Apple’s WWDC2026 today. There’s going to be a big Siri update with tons of new AI features, I’ll be instantly disabling as soon as I can after I upgrade. 👍 231 3
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 30/05/2026There will always be at least one more to read in this house. I have Raising Steam unopened here. 010 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 26/05/2026“And that, my Liege, is how we know the world to be banana-shaped.” 020 2
Reposted by KistelekneilHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 26/05/2026Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard. 122209619 2.2K
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Petition: Hold a referendum: Replace FPTP with Proportional Representation through STV petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Hold a referendum: Replace FPTP with Proportional Representation through STVLegislate for a UK-wide referendum on the voting system for House of Commons elections, with two options: Replace First Past the Post with proportional representation using the Single Transferable Vot... 000 0
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 15/05/2026We have had a couple of clutches visiting us for about a week now. It takes them about an hour to clear the feeder. 110 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 29/04/2026petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Hold a referendum to bring the water industry into public ownershipHold a binding national referendum on whether the water industry should be returned to public ownership. Water is a basic human necessity; we believe our privatised system has failed, so the public sh... 000 0
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 28/04/2026petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Abolish seasonal clock changes & keep the UK on a fixed time all year-roundPass a law to end the practice of seasonal clock changes and commit to a stable, consistent time that does not changes with the seasons. The Government should adopt a permanent, fixed time year-round,... 000 0
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 24/04/2026An east/west split is better than an equivalent north/south one. You get a wider, flatter production curve. 110 1
Reposted by KistelekneilAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Software shouldn't need constant updates. For any other product, if the manufacturer kept calling round after you'd bought it to make uninvited changes to the thing you bought, you would think it was crazy. 1710913 109
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Why replace it with anything? Just chop the lot. Commons and Lords works as is. It needs improvement but it doesn’t need anything above it. 340 4
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 11/04/2026This is one square (of 32) my wife knits to make a blanket for any new babies our family and friends have. I call them Fanny blankets. She does not appreciate this. 160 6
Reposted by KistelekneilHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/04/2026Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back. 172376487 2.4K
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Reminds me of the wheel tapper who condemned 200 wagons before finding out his hammer was cracked. 020 2
Reposted by KistelekneilTwonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The Jetsons lied to us 91200585684 20.1K
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Meatloaf - For Crying Out Loud. Chokes me up whenever I try and sing it. Beautiful sing and his best in my opinion. 001 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 19/03/2026For Crying Out Loud - Meatloaf. Brings me to tears when I hear it or try and sing it (badly) though. 110 1
Reposted by KistelekneilLondon & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Today is the spring equinox in London roughly day and night are of equal length. From tomorrow days will be longer than nights and this will continue until September 25th.media.tenor.coma drawing of three birds on a tree branch with the words it 's spring tweetALT: a drawing of three birds on a tree branch with the words it 's spring tweet 2341664 416
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 17/03/2026They’re not that smart. Just the two of us in our house, both 62, but it still asks us if we’re over 18 every single program that might have a bit of swearing in. If you’re so damned smart, learn our age! 010 1
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Velcro cable ties and a Dymo label printer are godsends. Now I have labelled cables in a rat’s nest but with the bulk of the surplus in neat coils. 011 1
Reposted by KistelekneilHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/03/2026An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill 1036358 363
Reposted by KistelekneilPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026A very dangerous world, in which the FIFA Peace Prize no longer carries the weight of integrity it once did. 425362 253
Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The only certain thing is about two thirds of voters won’t have backed the winner. 100 1
