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Kistelekneil

@neil-croft.bsky.social
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Tall bloke with glasses. Keeper of hairy dogs. Retired CISSP

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster.
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey Death! Third time lucky, yes?
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don’t know what all the fuss was about.
An eclipse behind a cloud.
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Petition: If an MP chooses to resign from the UK Parliament during a parliamentary term, they would be ineligible to run for election for any seat, including the one previously held, for a minimum period of 12 months. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
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Petition: Prevent MPs who resign their seat from standing for re-election for 12 months
If an MP chooses to resign from the UK Parliament during a parliamentary term, they would be ineligible to run for election for any seat, including the one previously held, for a minimum period of 12 ...
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Under no circumstances should this by-election go ahead before the standards investigations are complete and the findings/punishments made public. This isn't a question of Party Politics. I'd say the same if it was Labour, Greens or any other party. People deserve to know who they're voting for.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It should be illegal to make software that was previously a one-time purchase into a subscription. Imagine you bought a sofa and then 3 years later the shop told you they were going to start charging you £10 a month or else they'll take your sofa, that you already paid for, away
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Sesame Street The Count
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Tony @tony.eurosky.social · 08/06/2026
Wow, really looking forward to Apple’s WWDC2026 today. There’s going to be a big Siri update with tons of new AI features, I’ll be instantly disabling as soon as I can after I upgrade. 👍
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 26/05/2026
Trump spent three hours at hospital today doing ‘tests’. It should only have been 20 minutes, but the first test was really hard.
The Far Side Midvale school for the gifted cartoon, but with Trump pushing on the door
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Petition: Hold a referendum: Replace FPTP with Proportional Representation through STV petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Hold a referendum: Replace FPTP with Proportional Representation through STV
Legislate for a UK-wide referendum on the voting system for House of Commons elections, with two options: Replace First Past the Post with proportional representation using the Single Transferable Vot...
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Hold a referendum to bring the water industry into public ownership
Hold a binding national referendum on whether the water industry should be returned to public ownership. Water is a basic human necessity; we believe our privatised system has failed, so the public sh...
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Abolish seasonal clock changes & keep the UK on a fixed time all year-round
Pass a law to end the practice of seasonal clock changes and commit to a stable, consistent time that does not changes with the seasons. The Government should adopt a permanent, fixed time year-round,...
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James Neill - 🇺🇦💙 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇬🇧🔶 @jneill.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Signed.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Software shouldn't need constant updates. For any other product, if the manufacturer kept calling round after you'd bought it to make uninvited changes to the thing you bought, you would think it was crazy.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
👇🏼🧕🏼
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/04/2026
Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Jetsons lied to us
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London & Southeast🔅 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Today is the spring equinox in London roughly day and night are of equal length. From tomorrow days will be longer than nights and this will continue until September 25th.
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a drawing of three birds on a tree branch with the words it 's spring tweet
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/03/2026
An Englishman on his way to work in a Sharia court/windmill
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A very dangerous world, in which the FIFA Peace Prize no longer carries the weight of integrity it once did.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 19/02/2026
Looking forward to seeing Andrew's sitcom soon
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Shiny new HMG petition to revoke trump's invite for a state visit. So new it's not even up properly yet but you can still sign it.https://t.co/CsHJdp5JQq
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https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/720342/sponsors/new?token=FFDScSeRerhmrUDwm2Wa
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
So today I had to remove a fat berg from my drains despite never pouring oil, baby wipes, earbuds or any of the other things down our drain, and we’re not on mains sewage. How’s your Sunday been?
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Question for Bluesky experts. How can I get notifications when certain folk post like I do in the dark side?
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ABC Junction @abcjunction.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Can't believe there's no model railway / #TMRGUK / #BSMRGUK starter pack on here yet - unless I've missed it? Well if I did, there's now two, as I've done one! go.bsky.app/6htXddd Very much a first stab - who's missing? New people are coming over all the time, so recommendations please!
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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1346
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Remember, just liking a post won’t share it with your followers, you gotta give it a big ol’ repost
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a man with a beard is standing in front of a jaguar sign
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64...
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
9 o’clock on a Sunday morning and already I’m reminded to the permanence of Potassium Permanganate stains on skin. The joys of pet ownership.
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Kistelekneil @neil-croft.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64...
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