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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

tops should be whimpering and crying more

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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

(banging gavel) more whimpering !

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

nooooooooooo! 😭 RIP last vestiges of Rapunzbert

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It is the year of our lord 2026. I bolt suddenly upright from my lazy sprawl upon my bed in the late afternoon of a Sunday, struck by an all-important question: Is Elmer Fudd even a doctor?

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 03/08/2026

mmmm yes.... obtaining a new and cute little notebook will cure me of my mental illness and turn me into a shark eyed type a productivity megafucker... the last several cute new notebooks didn't, but this one will be different, surely.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

And I literally think it's just that my brain sees the first four & goes "Eyes Wrong. Not Human." (correct) but sees Coop & goes "Eyes Right. Human." (also correct) In conclusion, I will survive an alien invasion or supernatural beings walking among us. IWTV fans will be seduced and eaten. (🧵4/4)

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

But you know who I would gladly Save A Horse for any fudging day? This guy. (🧵3/4)

The Ghoul from the Fallout TV series. A radioactive cowboy with no nose or hair, yellow teeth, and skin like leather. Still very much a human, with very expressive, very pretty hazel-ish eyes. He is the hottest live-action man I have seen in several years.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

And I have on many occasions found David Tennant very attractive but when I see these I go No Thank You Sir (🧵2/4)

David Tennant as Crowley in Good Omens, wearing goofy snake-eye contact lenses, because Snake Demon.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I think maybe I am just very sensitive to the Uncanny Valley because while I haven't watched IWTV these dudes are all over my dash all the time and I don't find any of them hot specifically because their eyes creep me out (🧵1/4)

Images in this post are respectively of Armand, Louis, and Lestat from the Interview with the Vampire TV Show. They are all technically very pretty men, but they are all wearing creepy contact lenses, because Vampires.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

And like. These are all vague memories of things I haven't read in like two decades so take with a grain or two of salt but...Sure explains a fucking thing or two, doesn't it?

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Any peace treaty between several nations is a sign of the End Times. Anyone influential attempting to improve things is a liar, possibly the Antichrist. The underlying idea is that the world MUST end, there can be no hope for betterment, & therefore anyone attempting to better it is an enemy of God.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I remember reading that CPS are demonic and want to take your child away and brainwash them into the New Age rather than let you raise them Christian. I remember reading that the UN produces the Antichrist. In fact ANY kind of global oversight/cooperation organization? Evil.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

sometimes i think about how growing up in the specific branch of evangelicalism that is. you know. behind all the. Everything, so much is contextualized by what was demonized in their fiction. Do you know what I remember reading as a teenager?

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

There's a minor celebrity who lives in my town & comes in where I work pretty often and he's super nice but I barely knew who he was before I worked there so every once in a while another customer is like "OMG is that *Bob*?!" & I'm like "Yeah? Bob's great and all but why are we hyperventilating?"

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

must always share the Love Like You animatic whenever i see it

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

moooooood. Also for me there's the additional step of rereading what Horny Brain wrote in the cold clarity of day and going "🤨 Wut the hell IS this? IS this sexy??? 🤨"

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

that feeling when you're privately just a little bit woo-woo and you try to keep it in check but you're secretly convinced you'll be able to feel when It Happens and then on a random beautiful Saturday morning you feel something in the vibes *lurch*

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a picture of a dog with the words did you hear that ?

ALT: a picture of a dog with the words did you hear that ?

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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I appreciate KS surfacing just how much of this friction and censorship is due to payment processors and I wish more companies would put this stake in the ground rather than screwing over artists. If every company did this, payment processors would have to buckle.

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inknose @inknose.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

questions. questions that need answers #tgcf

BLACK WATER: His highness the crown prince of Xianle has ascended (again)
anyway, he's gonna be on this mountain (drops a pin)

HUA CHENG: (in the style of "mom holy fuck" meme) OMW!!
...WAIT.

Hua Cheng's google searches:
WHICH EAR IS THE GAY EAR
The left ear is definitely the gay ear, as evidenced... Since the Xia dynasty, the right ear has been commonly regarded as the gayest of the ears... AI Summary: The "gay ear" refers to the practice of wearing an earring in the. left ear in order to signal one's gayness. It's the right ear, btw

Hua Cheng wears the pearl at the end of his braid to meet Xie Lian.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Orgasm denial scenario in which it gradually becomes apparent that the dom has forgotten what criteria they set for being allowed to cum and is trying to stall for time.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

oh dear I am reaching an age where I go, "it's Friday night I can have a little treat" and the treat is going to bed at 9:30

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virginal untouched jayce talis @yearnatron5000.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

“do you identity with the top in your fic” “do you identify with the bottom” i don’t have time for this im writing fic from the cuck command center

a photo of a hotel room showing a desk set up facing the two queen beds in the room
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insane pull: cuck command center in the hotel

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

bunch of weirdos dressed up as Roman soldiers in a post-apocalyptic wasteland getting roasted for not understanding the linear progression of time by a man who has spent two hundred years cosplaying as a wild west cowboy to avoid processing his emotions #FalloutTV

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Choosing to ignore the space between these two trending topics 😂

Screenshot of two trending topics at the top of the bluesky app. The first says "Obama and Mamdani" and the second says "Wrestlemania".

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

please note that while shitposts may be conceptualized while I drive, they are not actually typed out until I am safely parked. Please shitpost responsibly.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

catch me desperately trying not to meet the eyes of the driver ahead of me in their rearview while I eagerly slurp whipped cream off a fat straw

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

If u see me giving passionate road head to the first mocha iced capp of the season no you don't

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Jackie Ferrentino @jackieferrentino.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

It’s sad that if you want to get into mongering, there’s so much pressure to specialize in either fish, cheese, or fear.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

graphic that says in bold lettering "remember: no lilies for kitties. even ingesting a tiny amount of pollen can cause fatal kidney failure. don't risk it." the background is a wallpaper of lily drawings and there is a photo of a perfect, fluffy white cat in the bottom right corner.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I do appreciate that seemingly the entire #ghoulcy fandom saw a man with no nose and collectively went "oh he gets ALL up in there"

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

mentally I am making a Ghoulcy fanvid set to Figured You Out by Nickelback but physically I have no editing skills and no patience to learn

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

why did i not do this when i had Public Pants and A Bra on already earlier

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

the struggle of trying to build up the will to put Public Pants and A Bra back on to go get gas before the price jumps again in the morning

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

fuuuuck just the existence of this survey is so sexy please actually do something with it Canada Gov pleeeeeaasse

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 07/03/2026

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

i need to fill a swimming pool with his voice and float around in it

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

do you ever just accidentally and irreversibly become very aware of the difference between the size of the actors' heads during an otherwise really hot kissing scene? 😅

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

good point! I guess this is basically a very mild version of "fiction is a safe place to explore scary things you wouldn't actually want to experience irl" but in this case the scary thing is just "guy who probably hasn't showered in two hundred years" lmao

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

And oh sure in the end he might hand her back to the boy next door with a bittersweet smile and his hat settled on her head before he turns to walk into the sunset with his dog, but we all know some part of her goes with him just like some part of him stays with her. Cooper Howard's last romance.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The grizzled grouchy ol' cowboy takes the evil land baron's naive but spitfire daughter on a road trip through the desert to bring her daddy to justice, pushing her & toughening her up even as she softens him. Weighted looks over campfires & havin' each other's backs in a gunfight. Growing fondness.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

mind you it's been like two decades since I actually read a western but I remember bits and pieces of old Zane Greys and whatnot and while I don't think they're endgame or even that it'll ever be textual, #ghoulcy is SO a romance

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Me to the imaginary therapist I concocted in my mind because I'm broke AF: Hi I have borderline debilitating contamination OCD but the only fictional characters I'm like *actually* thirsty about are ones who are just. unfathomably grungy. What does this mean.

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

that unsettling feeling when a Hum you weren't consciously aware of suddenly Stops. Did an appliance somewhere in the neighbourhood just die

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Needs2Hyperfixate 🇨🇦 @needs2hyperfixate.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

thinking about switching car insurance but to even get a quote I needed to know when I was first licensed & I'm like "I can't remember what I did last week how would I know that" so I went to the DMV & it turns out my licence is old enough to vote. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

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