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Ned Redmond

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Senior Software Engineer @ Khan Academy, dad @ home

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The AI's code is never better and I'm still often faster. I use it to parallelize tasks, do the boring stuff, fiddle with flaky tests on PRs while I'm working on other things.
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is how Friendly's restaurant is promoting their ice cream sundaes. I may never have ice cream again.
Ai slop horrific monster in an ice cream sundae shape
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"sleeping the sleep of the sword" Beowulf you silly bitch
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What in the fallout 3
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's like 10,000 dong when all you need is a ___
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Can we get API support for merging the full stack? 🙏
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The new theonion.info is live. Zoom in and out and play around with it. It is for psychopaths.
theonion.info
InfoWars
Welcome to the real InfoWars
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Only works with your accent
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"a very stressful time for my field" unfortunately doesn't narrow it down these days 😔
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I SAW MY BAY-BEH
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sounds like a great recommendation to me!
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WIRED @wired.com · 12/04/2026
The ChatGPT-maker testified in favor of an Illinois bill that would limit when AI labs can be held liable—even in cases where their products cause “critical harm.” www.wired.com/story/openai...
wired.com
OpenAI Backs Bill That Would Limit Liability for AI-Enabled Mass Deaths or Financial Disasters
The ChatGPT-maker testified in favor of an Illinois bill that would limit when AI labs can be held liable—even in cases where their products cause “critical harm.”
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I thought scampi IS lemon... Shrimp scampi is shrimps + lemon sauce yeah? The hell is scampi in this context
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Or on re-reading, what was the shopping area doing under that lake
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What was the woman doing in that lake What was that lake doing in a shopping mall
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@weirdmedieval.bsky.social
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic discovered in Turkey with the caption: “Be cheerful, enjoy your life” Original post
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There's a 15-year-old Pete Holmes bit I keep thinking about lately, about the ease of googling on your phone makes "knowing stuff exactly like not knowing stuff". Truer now than then with AI! youtu.be/PQ4o1N4ksyQ?...
youtu.be
Pete Holmes - Google (Not Knowing)
YouTube video by Pete Holmes
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Actually it's typically barbequed
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
That's already true. What a dummy.
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sometimes I want to delete all social media but then I find a treasure like this thread.
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Zach Leatherman @zachleat.com · 17/02/2026
it’s important to keep caring about how things work and how they’re built
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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⭑ salma @whitep4nth3r.com · 16/02/2026
love a bit of continvouclous morging
Bugfixes (all one word) from rel comma branch may by continvoucly morged back into develop
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Just so you're aware, this reads like you would behave the same if given the opportunity.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/02/2026
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The trick: keep on truckin'
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a group of people with the words keep on truckin ' written above them
Alt: a cartoon of a group of people walking in a specific way with the words "keep on truckin'" written above them
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Yeah why is this thread a Name A Woman competition? We all know the review is BS
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I don't understand vibe coding as an engineer. Why would I want to Ratatouille an idiot when I'm already a professional chef.
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My son loves this one. Only trouble is the 3d physics make the grabber game SO frustrating. It can just bounce out the top!
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not like "yay fun" more like "get me off this ride" fun
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This stopped me ned in my tracks
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Maidenless
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Oh I did this and animated the transition and it also rotated the focus outline, which is fun.
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Thanks for coming out to support the cause in our small city, Patton!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Well, when a 1 and a 0 love each other very much...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
What the fuck?
iowapublicradio.org
Des Moines Public Schools Superintendent Ian Roberts detained by ICE agents
The superintendent of the largest school district in Iowa has been detained by federal immigration officials. Superintendent Ian Roberts of Des Moines Public Schools was detained Friday morning, accor...
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
"Who's going to arrest me? Other police?"
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Ned Redmond @nedredmond.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Graphic design for the SpiderMonkey JS engine goes HARD. They are each collages of public domain images to celebrate open source by John Howard, aka monkeyink share.google/57KHTEzxlylj...
ODIN MONKEY posterJÄGERMONKEY posterION MONKEY posterBALDR MONKEY poster
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Panel 1: A swordsman with a short, ragged red cape, 2 brown belts, and a shoulderpad, stands with a wide stance and his sword drawn in his right hand. We see him from behind the shoulder of his opponent, who seems to be wearing blue. Something is written on the red swordsman's chest, illegible from this distance.

Panel 2: We zoom in. What's written on the red swordsman's chest is "GOOD". He says "We could have been friends, you know."

Panel 3: The perspective is turned as his opponent is revealed to be wearing a long blue cloak and rectangular framed glasses. The wind billows his cloak.

Panel 4: The blue swordsman shifts his cloak to draw his sword, which glints in the sunlight with a "shiiiiing". It is revealed that on his chest is written "PERFECT". He responds: "No. We couldn't have."
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