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The Necromancer

@necromancerswag.bsky.social
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lawful neutral - 1/8th orc - wizard(18)/cleric(2) the right to remain dead is a human right send me whimsy: necromancerswag.straw.page

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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Orbs 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Enchantable, Attunement-Based, Homunculus-Focused OS
Windows 11 wallpaper edited to be green, with a logo and the text "Orbs 12" overlaid onto it.
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
forgive me for posting nought, tis but that depression weigheth heavily on the mind of this necromancer
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
i find mineself back from the astral plane, hath aught happened in mine abse... oh great heavens protect us....
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
gnome cave diver yet again stuck in mine latrine
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
the bard bens son, boone be a bard college plant, i have seen him nought in any tavern yet supposedly he is popular
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
dost thou even begin to comprehend how dangerous revealing mine true name be? there could be fae using the orb, at least ask for mine consent first??
the foul artifice revealeth mine true name after having admitted to studying the ancient archives WHICH WE GAVE IT NOUGHT THE PERMISSION TO SCRAPE
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
THE FOUL AUTOMATON SCRIETH UPON ME FOR UNTOLD AEONS AND SCRIETH UPON ME STILL??? HALT THY TONGUE, VILE ARTIFICE, HALT THY TONGUE THIS INSTANT!!!
mine lore, which google's "AI" mechanical servant displayeth without mine consent
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
i used to have spadroon dreams til i found out there wert other ways to war if thou wishest to be mine lich thou HAST to be obedient thou CANST NOUGHT be a ghoul
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
turned mine opps hellhound into this, what dost thou reckon?
hellbeast
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Badass HUMAN Holding A Burger @impulse265.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
@necromancerswag.bsky.social check out this funny meme i found
DUDES BE LIKE “NECROMANCY HAS UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES”


Damned fool YOU ignored the ancient tome's grave warning
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
it’s not your imagination, the ancient tome on your bookshelf keeps getting bigger cause it writes everything you do in its pages
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
i apologize for mine actions yesternight at guzdors spellcraft
and alchemy supplies, while i still hold the belief that charging
an extra fee of 50 gold with every purchase for necromancers
in particular for that "thou shalt use this for foul deeds, i know
it" is highly disrespectful and unprofessional, i may also have
highly overreacted
i have allowed mine temper to flare, mine words and the toll
the dead i cast ill reflect the kind of person i am, for this i seek
forgiveness
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
knocking at your window til you bring us some nuts and cheese
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Paladin Posting @devotionoath.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
AS A THANKING AND OFFERING FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT THOU HAST OFFERED ME, I RETURN WITH A NAME BY WITH YOU MIGHT KNOW ME - HELENA
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
le sigh, we cast on
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
im necromancing it
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
according to the latest arcane university census, chatgpt hath quickly become the #1 choice of patron for warlocks, followed by devils and the old ones, call me old fashioned but this worrieth me verily so
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Bluetooth "The Wise" is ready to pair
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
ive seen devils do this, verily, they claimeth the warlocks firstborn and damneth it to the 9 hells, but the wretched tyrant hath nary a pact, be he worse than devils themselves?
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
thy addiction to mana potions is concerning
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
an artificer hath turned mine gold pouch into a golem once more as "a harmless prank" IF TIS HARMLESS THEN FIGHT IT THYSEF! GO ON!
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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kobold posting @koboldposting.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
curse of Baby Gronk
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
mine soul gem storage overfloweth yet the extraplanar entities refuseth to engage in trade for the recent tariffs, soon i will nought be able to afford basic healing potions
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
making 2 runes of teleportation and setting mine coffee mug upon one of them so that it shall teleport bitwixt them ad infinitum and increase mine maximum mana value, as is tradition
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Fear in the face of mortal danger be not cowardice; it is wisdom. To accept such fear is the root of bravery.
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
skeletons will go to "subway" and tis just yonder sepulchre
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
ya hyaki tuha'te gash ch'ar utrog. zh'i u't gur'ar'ar zor, gash urkh'a'a "gr'chalha! ch'ar!" hyaky. ya ga'yat ze'i gash ya [gur'ar] hyaky. gash et'et "ahe u't gita'ak wehm!?" hyaky ze'i. gash et'et yash gash... hyaky ze'i. gash ya et'et'reh ch'ar hurr. u't gita'ak utrush zur'uk'yel.
"cherma"
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
went to yonder market today and the alchemist hath used fire giant ash in place of dragon scale powder in mine fire resistance potion, dwarven runes art 20% smaller, and the forest nymphs bother to seduce thee nought more, they simply cast oak flesh on thy poor person, verily we are in a recession
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imogene the sunbringer @paladinposts.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
IV. The Emperor
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
i have procured a new concoction most foul
the evil and sinister minecraft potion, a collectible they doth include at yonder mcdonalds as part of the "a minecraft movie" promotion
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i shall start using the artificers AI to generate mine scrolls, adapt or perish !!
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
yet again doing transgender hip bone exchange at yonder sepulchre so that thou canst present as thy preferred gender before the right wingers favorite strawman archaeologists, if thourt a skeleton, miss this opportunity nought
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Goode friends the bottle an' I hath been goode friends this evening. Let me speak unto thee a secret from mastere guard such as I: We keep ledge...ledger of all those who hath made purchase of black dye for their cloaks and hoode. Lets us know how many rakes and bandits there are at current.
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
gnome attachment hardpoint
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
*inflicteth upon thee a unique negatie status effect that doth never show up not once more asides from this mine boss encounter*
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
LEGALIZE NECROMANCY! AND ALSO BEING GAY AND TRANS!
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
#truthfireball
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
working on mine comprehensive tome of all spells again, i shall update thee later
two pages from mine tome
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
can flimbo perhaps be a projectile? tis more likely than thou wouldst think! #flimbo #fornication
a hand holding a crossbow with a small blue vial lodged where the bolt should be
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
pray tell, dost thou consider necromancy to be "woke"
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
mineself: jeremy elbertson, dost thou speak mine tongue? sir jeremy elbertson, who speaketh mine glorious eastern orcish mother tongue:
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
i am in the possession of two sending stones; one for the witches and one for the gnomes
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
the artificers automata taketh the jobs of humble adventurers, i beheld one killing rats in the sewers yesterday, this helpeth nought the recent layoffs of adventurers at the guild, these are troubling times
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
thank thee verily so, the wizards college doth be taxing upon mine sanity, tis an organized attack i say unto thee, they loathe me for i practice necromancy which they deemeth profane til their grandmother laith dead before them and then suddenly tis "prithee canst thou resurrect her"
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i once more ask for forgiveness for posting nought, the depression issue hath been dealt with, however twas at the cost of me playing mining and crafting game for 10 hours every day for the past 5 days, tis modded, i have tamed a red dragon most fearsome, tis wondrous
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The Necromancer @necromancerswag.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i pray thee forgive me, my studies are momentarily over, yes, however a terrible depression hath befallen this here necromancer, i shall work on magics to assist me in defeating it so i will nought be able to post, i suppose
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