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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 25/12/2025
🧵 You can tell it's AI, like... First off, the footage is low res, and second, the AI thing started off with a burning tower and then the plane crashed into yet another identical tower that happened to be right next to it?
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 15/09/2025
For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game! The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21. You'll be able to watch it here. undertale.com/10/
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UNDERTALE 10th Anniversary Stream Event
UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That's new to me: spam call that started with "this is the Canadian Medicare."
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 22/08/2025
I wish that Rowling "person" is treated the same she wishes trans people should be treated in bathrooms. To the best of my knowledge, she wishes trans people to be treated I'll.
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Nikaaaaaaaah! 👻🎃 @mxnectarine.polycule-slut.cloud · 18/08/2025
Det är bara onani om man spiller säd på marken annars är det bara sparkling självbefläckelse
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 18/08/2025
I'm an anarchist, of course I love optimized finite state machines. Reducing the amount of states is my passion.
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 09/08/2025
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. #art #perfection #masterpiece
A crudely drawn stick figure with a red dot on the face and a pointy triangular nose.

In the corner of the picture there's a poorly drawn cat
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 09/08/2025
If praying had a chance of actually working, would that mean that "praying for someone to die" is a crime like "attempted murder", or "attempted hiring a hitman"? Also, why does it feel like I just reinvented some of the plot points of Death Note?
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 31/07/2025
Let me meddle you in the middle! ... I have no idea what I'm trying to imply with this. But "Meddler in the Middle" is my suggested, non-gendered, version of "MitM"
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 31/07/2025
I dislike "Attacker in the Middle", "Adversary in the Middle" or "Monster in the Middle" as alternatives for "Man in the Middle". I suggest "Meddler in the Middle" to preserve describing a technique with prescribing moral weight to the one in the middle. Sometimes, you're working with the system!
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Cynthia @cynthia.re · 22/06/2025
"I self-host my X server" - @nea.im (To be clear this was about X as in X11, not the dead bird)
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Bildskön dynamitard 🧨 @factitia.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tror ni på AI och maskinlärning? Personligen tror jag inte maskarna har den studieteknik och koncentration som krävs för att lära sig så mycket.
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 18/03/2025
www.tumblr.com/teaboot/7782...
A Tumblr post by teaboot

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo. 

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe. 

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries. 

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor
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Chris Fenoglio @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Something about this post tells me that Ryan would write a good Star Trek…
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 10/03/2025
🧵 With so much doom and gloom going on lately, here's some less crappy stuff, to help keep your sanity up!
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Tim Dawson @ironicaccount.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
lot of negativity towards AI lately, but consider : are these tools ethical or environmentally sustainable? No. *but* do they enable great things that people want? Also no. *but* are they being made by well meaning people for good reasons? Once again, no. maybe you're not being negative *enough*
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Silas Aliki @silasaliki.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Staten får redan avlyssna din telefon, ditt hem och din föreningslokal utan brottsmisstanke. Staten får göra husrannsakan utan brottsmisstanke och använda sig av statliga trojaner av Pegasustyp utan brottsmisstanke. Men varför stanna där?
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Signal lämnar Sverige om regeringens förslag på datalagring klubbas
Den krypterade meddelandeappen Signal växer – nu använder till och med Försvarsmakten appen. Men regeringen vill tvinga bolaget att införa en teknisk bakdörr åt Polisen och Säpo. – Om det blir verklig...
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 21/02/2025
I got this thing!!!
An electronics project box, with a base panel and an angled panel for mounting components on
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
can't decide if they are knowingly trying to reduce US influence abroad or if they're just so averse to academic language that they can't read between the lines of the program titles. are they confused that they don't see programs titled like "spies" & "bribes" & so on lol
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 17/02/2025
🧵 katraccoon.com/comics/behin...
2 hens laying in a nest each, and a crowing rooster.

Voiceover speech bubbles says:
Every one of us in the coop has a purpose 
We hens lay the eggs.
The rooster Crows 3 hens looking at 4th hen that's blankly staring. The 4th hen stops shortly after the neck and is wall mounted above a metal trough.

Voiceover speech bubbles:
And then there's Carol.
At first glance she doesn't appear to do much.
She never moves, and she cannot see.Closeup of the wall mounted Carol

Voiceover speech bubbles:
But every now and then...Carol's mouth is open and a big stream of water is loudly flooshing out of the mouth.
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 13/02/2025
A trolley is going on a straight unobstructed rail, clearly a reference to the traditional "trolley problem", but with all the track elements removed.
A military drone is flying above the track.

Text contents: There is no problem. However, you can drone strike this trolley to protect american interests.

Also, there may be oil on there soooo...
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 12/02/2025
This is the Al Bundy of Shorks!
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Deviant Ollam ツ @deviantollam.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Gee, I wonder which buttons are part of this hospital drawer lock code? 🤔 Surely they protect the drugs and medicines and stuff with a decent non-guessable number of digits. 💉🔓 www.instagram.com/reel/DF3Q5B1...
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Cynthia @cynthia.re · 11/02/2025
my favourite newspaper just arrived!
a picture of me sitting on a sofa reading a physical newspaper from The Onion
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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests. We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason. ALSO.
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 10/02/2025
Wtf, why is everyone saying it's 2025? Wasn't it like 2012 last year???
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ARYKOPUPS 🦝 @racc.skogsdjur.one · 21/01/2025
aldrig, aldrig aldrig aldrig aldrig aldrig ni kan aldrig få mig att sluta vad fuck är det här vad fan menar ni med det här ni är sjuka i huvudet det här var bortanför droppen vad fan är det här för något nej jag vägrar speciellt om vi pratar om att göra det på arbetstid what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Unionen: Sluta rawdogga - börja djupjobba!
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 06/02/2025
My insurance company is transphobic as fuck, and wanna "drop the T"! They consider email@domain.lgbt to be invalid, but email@domain.lgb to be perfectly fine! This is unacceptable!
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 05/02/2025
At some point I'll stop my autocannibalism, but I've yet to figure out how. Anyway, protip, don't eat yourself
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 31/01/2025
This would have been useful to know a week ago...
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 29/01/2025
I can change the color of my toes at will, the effect is subtle, and you have to know what you're looking for
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i smell a pulitzer
Newspaper headline reads “China may be using sea to hide its submarines.”
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ARYKOPUPS 🦝 @racc.skogsdjur.one · 17/01/2025
stop being valid and start being happy
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 18/01/2025
Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are on a walk, talking as they go.
Green: You know what's wild about people who are good at keeping secrets?
Blue: What?
Green: You might not even know if you know one! People who keep their mouth shut don't brag about it. You could know someone who is sitting on a murder confession and never find out.

Blue turns to look at Green, who looks back at him.
Blue: ...What?
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is laying down on the floor, as Blue appears from the background, observing him.
Green, thinking: Alright, time to get up now.

Green remains on the floor, unmoving, as Blue prepares to pounce.
Green, still in thought: Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get uuup

Green has still made no attempt to get up, as Blue is leaping right on top of him, visible only as a blue vaguely fox-shaped blur.
Green: Any minute now.

Blue lands on top of Green, across his back, effectively preventing him from getting up. Green looks mildly surprised but not disappointed.
Blue: Hi.
Green: Hi.
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mav @mav.wtf · 15/01/2025
How in the hell is @proton.me being led by a straight up maga chud not the biggest news right now.
A tweet from Andy Yen, QT'ing Donald Trump's announcement of Gail Slater as Assistant AG:

"Great pick by @realDonaldTrump. 10 years ago, Republicans were the party of big business and Dems stood for the little guys, but today the tables have completely turned. People forget that the current antitrust actions against Big Tech were started under the first Trump admin." 

Posted December 4, 2024.
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Zoloft Palme @denvitadrogen.se · 16/01/2025
Det två sätt att inte få datorvirus. 1. - Skaffa senaste operativsystemet - ha senaste mjukvaran - skaffa virusprogram - håll allt uppdaterat - var försiktig 2. - skaffa Windows 98 - finns ingen som försöker hacka Windows 98 längre - alla virus är utdöda - haha Windows 98
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mlf. ⎔ @mlf.one · 16/01/2025
Jag har två sorters kunder på jobbet:
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 13/01/2025
@jojjecore.bsky.social Om du undrar vem jag är, här är mina credentials
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 12/01/2025
Are you... you know, a friend of the shark?
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 28/12/2024
Inorganic organisms
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 26/12/2024
Need to get myself some rope-cheese
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Making a free cycling game @dfeldman.org · 25/12/2024
You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
Code written with box characters used on old old software to make fake UIs
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 24/12/2024
For cis men, the "I'm pregnant" is a funny response to the question "why aren't you drinking?" An alternative would be to start becoming very preachy about the negative effects of alcohol. Make sure the person knows they prompted it. "Glad you asked! See alcohol can..."
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 20/12/2024
An obviously edited 4 panel comic:

Panel 1:
A person is laying on a couch next to a computer monitor showing a picture of the Vatican
Person: Oh The Vatican™️, I'm just feeling real low

(The text "The Vatican" in the speech bubble is obviously cut and pasted from elsewhere)

Panel 2:
The Vatican (text seemingly cut and pasted from the same source): gender affirming surgery is to make oneself god

Panel 3:
The person is laying silent on the couch, seemingly contemplating the statement

Panel 4:
Person, looking a bit more energized: Oh shit, for real?

(The chat bubble has a trans flag background)
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 20/12/2024
As an entity that's likely to be considered sentient, I demand basic sentient entity rights!
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 20/12/2024
"AI Powered" is so polarizing these days. Like, for me, who's kinda savvy to the whole "how the data was collected" and "how it keeps being collected and requires even more of my life to be streamed into the cloud" it's an instant turnoff. But a lot of people want it, cause it's used everywhere!
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@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im@nea.im @nea.im · 20/12/2024
On one hand, being able to do what I've always loved for my living is a privilege, and I understand that. But at the same time, making your hobby I to your job means you kinda lost a hobby. And it's sad that I no longer have as much agency in what to do with what I'm passionate about.
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