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@ncorpmeursault.bsky.social
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per/legion, he/they/it, 29, east coast US amateur artist, writer, cosplayer, hockey goalie, chainmail weaver, swordfighter, spider keeper, leatherworker and pervert 🔞 R-18 guro/nsfw 🔞 (image posts will always be tagged, text-only posts may not be)

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Nine🪽@ GATEway FATE!!! @morrowsmight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ardbert from the end of shadowbringers but hes wearing an n95 mask and holding one out instead of his axe.
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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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In my dungeon lyrics by Zak Bagans
YouTube video by TheGACFan2011
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IT'S OCTOBER, TIME TO POST HIM! #Halloween2026 #TimCurry
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in any case I finished cleaning off the majority of the puck marks on the new-to-me pads i got and I am quite pleased. Before and after...
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
idk exactly how many people follow me here and not Twitter but let it be known that I have been rapidly losing my mind this week because I sustained a hockey-related knee injury that prohibits me from playing this week. and potentially more weeks depending on what my orthopedic doctor says tmrw
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Micetius @micetius.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hello! I am reopening commissions. You can send me a private message or email mikitkavel@gmail.com.
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow i was the only goalie to show up at stick n puck today so I was a little nervous to get in the net. but everyone was sooooo orderly and listened to me when I told them to 1) either get in a line or a semicircle and go one at a time 2) shoot btwn the blue line and hash marks 3) focus on low shots
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
60 sleep score...yowch
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TT | Kami @hessianlobo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Learning a lot about the author
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just remembered i had a dream about playing hockey last night and I dont remember any details except that everytime I dropped to my butterfly on the ice, my knees shot past the knee pad and landed right on the ice and I wasn't wearing kneepads. Wtf
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
CBD is saving me today. thank you CBD. I think i need to eat one of these gummies before I get on the ice next time
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what if you wanted to do some arts and crafts but your stupid cat decided no its time to eat rubberbands like theyre noodles
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
important industry terms to know about: B2B: buy to buy SaaS: service as a service MRR/MAU: your cat is hungry
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HELPPPP
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
YAY we got the order form for our team jerseys today
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Travis McEnery @travismcenery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've wanted to cover this species for a couple of years now, and finally was able to. If you like spiders with big munchdongles, this one is for you. Meet the Woodlouse Hunter. youtu.be/inqJzl5hWFo?...
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The Woodlouse Hunter - The Spiders in Your House
YouTube video by Travis McEnery
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Courtney Theriault @ctheriault.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
More background on the Saddle Lake Cree Nation plan to assert its treaty rights and allow any Albertan to access gender-affirming care on their lands and any physicians who wishes to provice the care.
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Courtney Theriault @ctheriault.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NEW: Saddle Lake Cree Nation calls Alberta trans health-care laws a violation of Treaty rights, announces path to work around the legislation
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Kerri Hoven (she/her) 🇨🇦 @kerrihoven.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Saddle Lake Cree First Nation has launched a GoFundMe fundraiser dedicated to the legal, governance and implementation work necessary to advance and defend Saddle Lake Cree Nation's Treaty health.” Here’s the GoFundMe link: gofund.me/c3a900a11
Scan the QR code to donate to Dr. James Makokis's fundraiser:

"Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund"
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
over the weekend I finally started figuring out my butterfly slides and also how to recover effectively (as in stand up without blowing up my hip) and also how to pick a puck up off a flat surface with my glove hand lol. Everything is so slow-going but it also feels good to figure stuff out
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They think me mad
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ate a big lunch at 3:30 and its only 6 but im already soooooooo hungry again
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry!
internet in heaven: it's just the internet from 2007
internet in hell: you're on it
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOGGING ON
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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yellowmor. @yellowmor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A lot of people drink casually in D League hockey (as in, before and during games) and it honestly kind of blows my mind because it makes me feel sooooo sick I absolutely could not function as a goalie while drinking regularly
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was saying this to parker last night but it's kind of amazing how playing a team sport, especially in a very difficult position, has really caused me to crack down on all the fucked up parts of my life/health i was kind of letting slide before
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
did I post here about the lil mod I did to my pads... I added a black stripe to them and I kind of love it
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got a new drying rack for my hockey gear and the cat really likes laying under it now theres so much more room lol. Ok he literally walked away as I got up to take this photo but you can imagine, right
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance
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Kellophane ♿ @kellophane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It would mean a lot of y'all could share the QRP here. As someone who is very limited mobility, I can't state strongly enough how much attachments like this can be life-changing in the best way. Let's help Jia out with a share or a donation, please? ♥
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My close friend jia (@jiakimchi.bsky.social) is raising funds for a motorized wheelchair attachment that will allow them to go outside and give them freedom! So they can be more independent!! Please help them out by sharing this post or donating! Thanks!! ko-fi.com/jiakimchi
image of a motorized wheelchair attachment hooked to a wheelchair
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Common libreoffice W
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Auuuulet 🍂👻 @aulet.es · 26/08/2026
"LibreOffice 26.8 contains no generative AI features. Documents are not transmitted to remote services for processing, and no component of the suite requires network access to function. This is a deliberate position."
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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A.M. Tuomala @amtuomala.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My saltiest writing opinion is that too many people ascribe to "trying to sound smart" what can better be explained by "having fun playing with language"
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gary, Indiana residents have been without power for ten days. Here’s how you can help.
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Gary Residents Have Been Without Power For 10 Days. Here's How You Can Help
A South Side business is offering free laundry service for storm-affected Gary families, while another fundraiser is collecting money for essentials as some residents face a second week without electr...
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
talking about vertebrates like how people talk about invertebrates: I saw a blue jay today! This beautiful bird is native to North America. While its bite is painful, it is nonvenomous & harmless to humans. Unlike most tetrapods, the gray squirrel broods its young internally and gives live birth!
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yeah alright ill repost that
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もりや。 @mry46.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
大遅刻でも意地で0821ホネ🌇
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 21/08/2026
exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
sevenfold is probably one of the more classic amounts you could avenge something
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I am still nawwwwtttt happy with my butterfly slides at all I feel like i just can't plant my foot up on the ice and actually grip the ice in time fuuuuckkk. And the only thing to do is to keep practicing it....
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𖥔 ࣪˖ 𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓲 ⏾*:・ @wildflowerdaysi.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“The dark knight returns” Alexander Mcqueen & Jeremy Scott (1998)
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I snuck a stick and shoot session in the middle of my workday and I was soooooo lucky because one of the guys from my class was there getting coached by one of the coaches from my lesson. So they snagged me and practiced shooting on me a bit. Wayyyyy more manageable and let me practice what I wanted
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server
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vasectomy corporation @ncorpmeursault.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hold on i just remembered that when I left PT this morning the physical therapist looked at me really seriously and said "be good". what did he mean by that
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