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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 9h

The PWHL gets rule recognition from MLB before the NHL. (Bring the jailbreak rule to the NHL you cowards.)

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 9h

(Going full hackerman on LCA wifi to block the athletic from Seider and Raymond's phones)

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 9h

If there is justice in the world, EMU Women's hockey should be able to afford their own arena off of jersey sales royalties.

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 9h

Post, wheel, rail. Really trying to flood the whole continent.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 10h

That would match baseball's interpretation on accruing seasons. Similar to the Spencer Turnbull where the Tigers tried to bury him in the minors against his will. The means of accrual & time to accrue are probably different, but the gist of "not with big club = no service time" should be right.

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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Given that larkin scores a disproportionately high number of power play and empty net goals, courtesy of his teammates feeding him those gimmes, I think we can pre-emptively mark ourselves safe from larkin goal. He might work extra hard for an F.U. goal however.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That was entirely too much "oof" for one weekend of football.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can we get Antwaan Randle-el back to chew on Jamo some more? He's getting hit in the hands and alligator arm-ing with alarming frequency.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maria Taylor's outfit for Sunday Night Football can beat be described as "Sexy Columbo."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Really intrigued by Houston's "use all your timeouts while letting CeeDee Lamb and George Pickens spit roast your secondary" strategy.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

K, so the pack are marginally better than a bad team on their backup. Congrats on finding the floor.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pretty sure Fogerty spent a lot of time in contract hell in the 70's and 80's. That CCR deal was something ridiculous like 24 albums over 6 years, and it was obviously unfulfilled and held over them (him) for a long time. But yeah his solo album was a lot of 'Member CCR?

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And there was a certain Oasis quality to the band where Tom had to deal with his more talented (in this case) kid brother taking over "his" band. But for his many (MANY) faults, Fogerty was the defining member of the band as much as Brian Wilson drove the beach boys.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think thats more a case of the market loving a retro rock act in that moment (see also; skeletons in the closet by the grateful dead.) When Tom quit, Doug & Stu were pretty much responsible for the bands worst album. John let them sing & write material, he shut up and played. Hence "Mardi gras"

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The narrative on CCR is "Fogerty is an asshole who ruined the band." The truth is more "you are 100% correct about the first part, but their contract was so poorly structured the only way to get albums out & get paid was to let John do everything his way & occasionally let you toddlers help."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

CCR gets points because of their copious output. They were dropping full albums roughly every six months for a 4 year period. They lose points because the band is essentially John Fogerty and three session players. If you go CCR, then you can look at the Heartbreakers vs. CCR.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"No one knows who they were or what they were doing"

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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sabretooth is lowered from the ceiling to the strains of The Scorpions and the Berlin Philharmonic playing Rock You Like A Hurricane (one of the best symphony-and-rock combos ever, alongside Metallica and the SF Symphony's Master of Puppets and One).

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026

EASTERN HAS RESPONDED

Eastern Michigan Football
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They might have to do some more research next time... @SickosCommittee
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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'll be 51-53 the rest of the year. The good news is; Warde is gone, I'm assuming Willigham cashes out & goes back into retirement, and we actually get a real offseason The bad news; there are at least three more weeks left in this season.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well. That was a not-insignificant amount of "oof" for one football game.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah, pro move there by Bryce to panic and run backwards and extra 12 yards there.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

PJ Fleck looks like an off-brand Pitbull with that quarter zip. "Mr Greater Metropolitan Area-wide."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Let's have Clay Davis explain TJ Bush's theory on Michigan's offensive line play.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Unblocked defensive ends are what serious ball knowers call "a bad thing."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Going to commercial on "somebody to shove"; solid. Literally everything else about this game; not solid.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

DET Move Larkin to IR (Balls, Untugged)

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(Brief, hi-pitched fart) Crowd: O-VER-RATED (CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP) O-VER-RATED

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lemme jump on Kalshi so I can get a good early line on a Rubella outbreak, since we've now jumped into the second part "MMR."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Honestly, they could have said that Pope Leo is a type-rated Flight Engineer and my first thought would have been about whether the type actually had such a rating available, not that he wasnt qualified in the first place. Also, bring back Flight Engineers as crew.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/10/2026

They put the phallic water tower front and center.

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

These are absolutely incredible jerseys. Like, start naming better Michigan's sports jerseys, pro and college, that look better than this. Are there 20? No. 15? No. 10? I'm not sure...

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You, a fool, a clown, a clueless rube, a mark: "I really thought Mike Post had a chance." Me, an erudite, a man of culture. youtu.be/Bm36Z4yWRkc?...

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Vince McMahon - No Chance In Hell | Custom Attitude Titantron

YouTube video by Bharj Bros. Wrestling

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh sure, you think Post has it won when he drops "Greatest American Hero" then JJ busts out... youtu.be/Xcwj3dEjtBs?...

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WWE Shane McMahon Theme Song "Here Comes The Money" 2019 ᴴᴰ [OFFICIAL THEME]

YouTube video by Willow WWE Themes

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I want Post & JJ to challenge each other to a Magic: The Gathering competition using only their themes. "OK, I'm opening with "Law and Order" which lets me play an additional theme this turn plus an extra next turn. I'm using "Riptide" to downgrade "Rest in Peace" to "Rollin' (air raid vehicle)"

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love administrative days. Poor MLB transaction bot goes into overdrive trying to catch up with everything that shows up on the wire. Might be fun to put the dates on a calendar for transaction bot. "Reminder, MLB Transaction bot will be off tomorrow for Jackie Robinson day."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When asked about the recently leaked budget line items that included: "All relief pitcher vacation retreat flyers" "Duct tape" "U-haul" "Cargo plane direct flight to Azerbaijan" Harris and Hinch nervously looked around the room and replied in unison "no comment."

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North Campus Turkey @ncampusturkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just for funsies; McGonigal: 7.1 WAR Combined WAR of all Tigers pitcher NOT NAMED Montero (3), Melton (2.8), Skubal (2.7), or Mize (2.6): 6.8 Nine Tigers pitchers had negative WAR (including Flaherty & JV), though that includes a -0.1 for Zack McKinstry. Jake Rogers was a plus WAR pitcher. (0.1)

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