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@naylorben.bsky.social
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I dunno, I just post here sometimes.

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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 30m
Shit made the same sort of joke a minute later.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 31m
Could have been the first in the series of "Mummy" films since Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.
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the pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 5h
If only Caroline Lucas had been as popular with journos when she was party leader as she seems to be now that she's mostly sniping from the sidelines
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 11h
Nooo I've got a better idea. We could build REAL men out of Snow.
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The Puro Pourri Podcast @puropodcast.bsky.social · 22h
Delighted by BBC Sport's choice to illustrate this article with a picture of Maresca looking like Dr. Robotnik
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 23h
It's really more of a shouting network.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well this is a hell of a way to find out
Amazon's about you page. A heading titled "Home & Family" says 
"Has 1 adult"
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finished Townfall, like Silent Hill F ends up in this weird place where I'm glad it exists and I got to play it, but it's also disappointing in a lot of ways and could have been a lot better.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have to be genuinely very attractive for this to work. Nobody compliments the guy posting themselves in some sort of silly/jovial but also "please compliment me" way. People can smell the desperation. It took years of posting online for me to accept this.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get my lawyer to show the judge/jury some of your takes. They'd never convict.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who allowed "head to head" results to be the main tie-breaker in group stages? What is this nonsense. Sure let's make goal difference irrelevant, great plan.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah... it's called "All of Luton" and it's not just for white people 🤣🤣🤣
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Townfall is frighteningly realistic.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes people say the same thing/repeat themselves doesn't mean they're a bot!
The same woman repeatedly saying the blocked phrase several times.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Captain apologises for gloating over military service exemption

South Korea captain Lee Gi-hyuk has apologised for gloating about avoiding mandatory military service after winning gold at the Asian Games.

His side beat hosts Japan 1-0 in the final and, afterwards, Lee held up his gold medal and triumphantly announced he was "not going to the military".Limmy don't back down, double down
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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: idk I just feel a tiny bit proud when a moot I respect shares a repost from my feed My therapist, who doesn't even own a television: And just so I understand, you didn't actually create the, the, the _post_ they shared? Me: No, but-
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never been scared by any media, because I'm a tough cunt that's not afraid of anything.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
❤️
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made myself a Roast Chicken, then had a Kit Kat Cheesecake for desert, and I have tomorrow off. Yes things are going very nicely for me apart from the crushing loneliness and financial instability.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mad how this didn't even feel that comfortable though still unable to take many of the huge amounts of chances
CFCW 3 vs West Ham W 0
66.5% Possession
21 Shots, 3 on target 3 goals.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you ever just say to yourself🎵Fartell Cluggins🎵
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will the mini dehumidifier I have ever not cause me to panic when it beeps off? So far no.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol they would have finished the race already if they weren't taking 10 laps to lift a car behind a barrier.
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A Weird Little Spookular (positive?) 🇵🇸 @weirdguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you tried this in England, you'd be arrested under the terrorism act.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well yes, but I just mean in general
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you really want to keep watching/listening to work by problematic creatives/artists you can just do it and not tell anyone. You don't have to cry about how it's fine online.
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aiming for this in life
A screenshot of Tim Buckley's Wikipedia page that has the headings 
Folk rock
Middle period
"Sex funk" period
Death
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When did Croatia get this shit though? Good lord.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First ever football match with a good atmosphere.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Garth in Wayne’s World leaning back in a chair saying “It's like people only do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad.” His cap, sweatband and sweater are all very obviously Reebok branded
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry things suck, hope you get something sorted ASAP.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On one date? Lol she fleeced you good mate.
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🎃Patient Zero🎃 @zeroemerald.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA! BELLY'S GONNA GET YA! BELLY BELLY BELLY
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Chris Etchingham @chrisetchingham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s a cesspit of an app but it can still provide the odd nugget
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Halloween name (I got through the bit at least though.)
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd be too worried parts of it would just be rotten, even if cooking is killing the bacteria, you don't know how old trace amounts of meat would be.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Townfall just sapped all the goodwill from me. Even "story mode" difficulty doesn't help if there's a one-hit kill stalker enemy that just seems to find you no matter what.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuchel should be sacked for not being able to beat 10 men Czech Republic.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Energy companies bandying together to do something about global warming because people aren't going to have to turn their heating on until November.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Speaking of supermarkets, love getting these emails because it always seems to be when I specifically stopped in on the way home to get milk. But sure I'll pretend to answer a few questions for money.
Thank you for your recent visit to (Store Redacted) We'd love to hear about your experience in this store. Your feedback is really important and will help us to make you local Co-op even better.

After completing this short survey you’ll be offered the chance to win a £250 Co-op Gift Card. There are 10 prizes to be won every month. Terms and conditions apply.

Ready to share your thoughts? Please find the links to the survey below. This should take no more than 5 minutes to complete.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mad how supermarkets are like... "Look! This item is the same price it is in Aldi. You know the cheapest supermarket! Not all our items will be that cheap of course."
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*pointing to a hill where I'm due to fight a duel to the death that I'm very likely to lose.* "That's the hill I will die on."
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God remember when he was like "Most followers of any comedian on twitter or something." and yet not a single person could recall any of his jokes.
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Stalker Enemy Staring at a Locker @naylorben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crazy how Townfall is the best looking game of all time.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heads-up for fellow CRPG dungeon crawler fans as one to avoid: this one is made by ban-evading neo-nazis.
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