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Hanz_Olo

@nathansmith.bsky.social
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Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 22h
The Chehalis tribe of Washington State just south of Olympia have retaken possession of land along the I-5 corridor. This is how they repurposed the billboard facing the freeway.
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy birthday, dad! You would’ve been 76 and you would’ve loved bluesky. Probably better things to imagine you enjoying, but let’s be real!
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I order an iced coffee I always ask for extra interview
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The effects of the gummy progressed as tonight’s Lanterns got weirder, thus i must declare it the greatest episode of television in history
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An ‘Abbey Road’ billboard on Sunset Strip - Los Angeles in 1969
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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 26/09/2026
Iced coffee is amateurish. Pros show up to interviews with a plate of ribs wrapped in aluminum foil and a roll of paper towels.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This movie inspired the creation of the Golden Raspberry Awards, which means that the Razzies were founded on a network of lies, falsehoods, and slanders. Teach the controversy. Xanadu freaking RULES.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 26/09/2026
I went to the Lucas Museum yesterday, and my back went out midway through and I had to go home, but I loved it and had a great time despite that. Here are some random pics from the visit.
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since I only hire for coffee shops, if you don’t bring an iced coffee to the interview, you’re cooked! 
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@katherinesmith.bsky.social I wonder if we’ll have enough time in Santa Barbara to do some obvious wig shopping in late October 🧐
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think another clue that he lost the sauce is choosing not to rebrand it USAi
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here’s a pretty cool Lego Ideas pitch for 2001: A Space Odyssey 
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The other day my four year-old said she adds black to her rainbows because “It’s my vibe.” I can confirm this! 
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mamdani has dorky dad energy and it’s all everyone wants because we have been suffering under abusive deadbeat dad energy for ten years
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Edward Elderman @elderman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Henri Matisse, Interior Flowers and Parakeets,1924
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Skip Bolden 💙🎬🎞️ @skipbolden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dune (1984) Directed by David Lynch based on the 1965 novel of the same name by Frank Herbert and stars Kyle MacLachlan (in his film debut), Patrick Stewart, Brad Dourif, Dean Stockwell, Virginia Madsen, Francesca Annis and Max von Sydow.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
14 years ago Today, the Space Shuttle Endeavour had its last flight. Here's a photo captured over Los Angeles, few minutes its landing at LAX [📷 Stephen Confer] Original post
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watched My Neighbor Totoro with Ellery today. We loved it. As you were.
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Adam Dorsey @adamdorsey.com · 19/09/2026
Watching DJ Jazzy Jeff spin records on twitch and just thinking about how much happier he probably is than Will. The goal always has to be keep doing what you love to do.
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think why I feel so comfortable on Bluesky is because I went to (the) Evergreen (State College).
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tonight’s Gluten-Free Pizza! Debuted the new wooden pizza peel and used Bob’s Red Mill Cornmeal. A++ #PizzaNight
Gluten free Pizza, half pepperoni, half margarita
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Lanterns, but now everything else sucks in comparison
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Kennedy Center is what happens when Trump’s board realizes that the performing arts are woke.
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fun fact: the subway sandwich on the corner of third and Lenora has been open 24 hours since the Carter administration 
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am the adult wearing a pimple patch in public not because of a pimple, but because I had something hacked off my face at the dermatologist. Glamour takes effort, fam! Don’t get me wrong, I will wear pimple patches for pimples in public, no cap 
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I still think that it’s ridiculous Bluesky just couldn’t be called Twitter at this point and I could finally call posts tweets again
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am the Jimothy of poorly timed skeets 
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember that we promised never to forget all the info the terrorists told us on 4/11 
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 15/09/2026
if macklemore killed an ed sheeran tour is that a big enough contribution to music as an artform that he retroactively now deserves that grammy
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FOREVER AND ALWAYS MY DIRECTOR 🥳🥳🥳🥳 (Not my video.)
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Constraining AI will not only save humanity, but the guardrails can also force companies to push AI into areas that would actually benefit humanity, like making my phone remember how my dogs name is spelled
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Relieved that the Supreme Court made the blindingly obviously correct ruling regarding USPS/ballots (side eye to Alito and Thomas) but also know that brain-cooked MAGA will cite this as grounds to refuse election results 🤦‍♂️
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Kennedy Center stuff is just exhausting (what isn’t these days?). The administration’s vandalism of D.C. continues unabated
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Essentially my Oasis concert-going experience. No regerts
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes I think about how much better the world might be if Peter Parker was bitten by a Dracula Spider
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only just occurred to me that maybe TMNT were turtle supremacists, always chanting “TURTLE POWER” and whatnot
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My exit!
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can’t find my horoscope in the Sunday edition of my local paper. Probably a good thing, based on the last several weeks worth of horoscopes.
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spotted over I-5 in Seattle
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michaeledward @michaeledward.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spotted over I-5 in Seattle
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still proud of this reply 
• Andrew Beasley • @andrewbeasley... • 19d I always thought the Beatles biopics were a bad idea. This image only seems to confirm that.
(Pic of the actors playing the Beatles flipping off a paparazzo, the actor playing John Lennon bending over to fit into frame.
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Hopefully, there's gonna be a prequel that explains why John Lennon is 7 feet tall
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Still recovering from this horoscope from a few days ago
Horoscopes
TODAY: SEPT. 3, 2026
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): Stars are underwater again today; it's an unusually long period of dark-ness. Weather it by starting nothing new, meeting no one new, signing nothing.
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That Fuji Apple Red Bull improves on Red Bull AND apples
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I tried watching The Sopranos - there's hardly any fucking singing in it!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Before losing her life in 1986 aboard Space Shuttle Challenger, Christa McAuliffe was set to be the first teacher in space with plans to teach a lesson to kids around the world from orbit. Today is her birthday, and even now, her courage and dedication to education continues to inspire.
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What’s funny is how moderate Dems denouncing democratic socialists is a photocopy replay of what they did to Bernie in ‘16. As a Hillary supporter at that time, I think we can admit that was not the move!
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