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The Nardfather

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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 16h
Cowboys d is garbage
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 20h
Gross
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, who could me more deserving than a roided up baseball player
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John Owning @johnowning.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brand new for Blue Star Bulletin subscribers: #Cowboys Chalk Talk: Breaking down the Week 4 defense with @matchquarters.com LINK: bluestarbulletin.substack.com/p/cowboys-ch...
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another reminder how bad Stephen A Smith sucks and has always sucked. Its amazing how many morons get microphones with large platforms
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hopefully there is a twist ending where she gets eaten by Cujo
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Padres Twitter Bot @padres-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@23cmcpadres tweeted WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. #FightForTheFaithful 💬 @Underdog Xander Bogaerts keeps the Padres season alive!! t.co/yvFOZs6ZYQ
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@23cmcpadres tweeted WE WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. #FightForTheFaithful 💬 @Underdog Xander Bogaerts keeps the Padres season alive!! https://t.co/yvFOZs6ZYQ
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing could be more Padres than this
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Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I Got Friends That Will Hurt Her”: Court documents describe audio recordings and video footage that Tyreek Hill wants kept out of his divorce trial. It includes a proposed confidentiality deal that would have barred his estranged wife from sharing video with the NFL.
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"I Got Friends That Will Hurt Her": Court Documents Describe Audio Recordings And Video Footage Tyreek Hill Wants Kept Out Of His Divorce Trial | Defector
To hear powerhouse sports agent Drew Rosenhaus tell it, his client, the once-electric receiver Tyreek Hill, could sign with a new NFL team at any moment. From a football-only perspective, the agent’s ...
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A good example of how the Cowboys' receiver duo complements each other so well. Lamb running a deep crosser, and the Texans want to try and pass the routes off and cut off the crosser, but Pickens' vertical route occupies both defenders leaving the route open
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hilarious watching Padres fans go though Mason Miller's 9th inning looking for sign stealing like they are trying to solve the JFK assassination. The dude threw too many pitches, that's all that happened.
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stammen cost them the game today. Why is Musgrove in the roster if you aren’t goin to use him in the 8th there
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Padres need more from Tatis at the dish
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s what you get for kicking
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is the point of Turpin
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bland is washed
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cowboys had Joey Porter Jr. on the field for the Nico Collins TD, but he was lined up on the other side. Collins vs Bland.
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bland can’t take number 1 wrs
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rough start
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How the hell is Daniel Jones still a starting NFL qb
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MartinTalkCowboys @martintalkcowboys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For the love of God, please stop trying to give Deshaun Watson a redemption arc.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
I know it feels like the Browns defense is playing awesome tonight but Warren does have 5.7 yards per carry. I think the bigger issue here is that Rodgers has nothing left.
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Washed
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A reminder for tonight
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Ted Nguyen @tednguyen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cowboys left tackle looks like he’s taking the next step
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/10/2026
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 01/10/2026
Former Steelers coach Mike Tomlin shows off his Minecraft city that he's been building for the last 12 years ⛏️
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning to the faithful! On to Milwaukee!
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San Diego Padres Dugout Celebration
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three million highly sensitive records, out in the open for nine months.
Pete Hegseth drunk and drenchedKash Patel drunk
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Suck it Cubs!
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
3 more outs..let’s get it
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nope
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah I bet they did some good vip room “research”
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Iron Man's Iconic Boom Explosion
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29/09/2026
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
“C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.”
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Saad Yousuf @saadyousuf126.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
interesting stat to track as time goes on. Prescott-Schottenheimer duo has been together for 20 games. (reg season only) First 20 w/ Garrett: 15-5 (.750) (Dak's first 20 NFL games) First 20 w/ McCarthy: 12-8 (.600) First 20 w/ Schottenheimer: 8-11-1 (.425) (h/t @makenomisteak.bsky.social)
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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But Why? Man in Surgical Gown
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Saad Yousuf @saadyousuf126.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Correct any of these very basic mistakes, and Cowboys go to OT: 1. Don't immediately call timeout after Dak run 2. Run a longer play on 3rd down 3. Don't kickoff out of bounds 4. Don't give up a 27-yard catch Cowboys went 0/4. Deserved loss.
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fire everyone
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get a td
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bell sucks
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cut Aubrey
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no revel
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get bell off the field
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dak is good
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How the special teams coach survived the offseason is beyond me
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The Nardfather @nardfather.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This game is bullshit
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