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Napier Bones

@napierbones.bsky.social
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I'm the piece of steel wool used to sharpen kitchen knives - inanimate and ultimately futile. Proud Preston.

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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 1h
EIB building Luxembourg City r/brutalism
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 1h
MC5 in 1967, before the first lp when Rob was still on the straighteners
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 1h
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Robert Redford Nodding Meme
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 2h
Straight like my men.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 2h
White port is my new go to drink. Bloody delicious. Lethal, but still, it’s bloody delicious.
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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 9h
Some story this... Amazing that football still has this issue. I might be being naive here - considering some of the stuff I hear at Leeds match (from home and away btw) - but I'm convinced the majority would respond with a shrug of the shoulders to a high profile player coming out as gay.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 9h
I’m not falling for this Eric Alper's world thingy again.
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Michael Scott's Iconic 'No' Moment
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 10h
If this is genuine I call a General Strike NOW!
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AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your Enemy are Not travelling by small boats but by Private jets … 😡🤬
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 10h
Solidarity wiv da French school kids
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 12h
Mines the same. Live for the moment.Theres time enough for booking when this holiday’s done.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
Yes, you may have hit on the major flaw in my sales pitch. Bugger.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
She cute and doesn’t take much looking after - promise!
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
The first couple of seasons where glorious telly.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
Amen to that my friend. Not a police force, more of a national guard protecting the interest of the status quo.
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Lee caluan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @leecaluan.bsky.social · 13h
Children protesting and marching up to riot police, bloody inspirational and especially after yesterday and a child losing his hand after a grenade was fired at children. The French government has got this completely wrong
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
Just goes to show, those parties in power wherever and what ever colour of branding are all the same and not to be trusted.
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JewelzinAZ @jewelzinaz.bsky.social · 19h
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
Get a patterdale terrier. Do you want one?
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GwedLid (Fisto to my mates) @gwedlid.bsky.social · 14h
Counter-counterpoint: he deserved none.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
Breakfast fit for a king #FatBastard
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
Woke up to this message from the Mrs. Is it only my other half who books holidays whilst she’s on holiday?
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
We can only dream.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 13h
Haha
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ll give it hat À go on the Sun lounger tomorrow
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Berks of DeFrights...or Something. @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just once. Just fucking once, I’d love a detective in a TV show to ask “can you enhance that?” about a pixellated CCTV screencap and for the guy sat at the computer to turn around and mutter “are you mental?”
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John O’Shea @politicalhackuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Controlling a plague is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman”
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP Monica Coghlan.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ll pay cash should we? Or sell a kidney?
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How about a garden room with electricity and a wood burner. What colour would you like that in Love - Pigs will fly pink?
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
100% agree. It’s the same bollocks whatever the alledged colour of branding of particular parties.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh she watches that old home improvement shite too!
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Could Peter Withe’s Auntie see @flaresbrian.bsky.social house from hers?
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The more old shite the better for my Mrs. The lowest was The Majorca files. Christ that was old shite.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry, but it’s true.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You can just imagine the language after she left.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unfortunately yes. You can catch-up with past episodes on the ‘Get a life channel’ #666
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The news
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s the French element that demand such things.
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As you do.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Broken Heart Mends - So Sad Today
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An Ex’s mum kept saying I looked like Martin. He was selling artisan cheese in St Anne’s Square a few years back .
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“I say. I say ash… Ashleeeee!”
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coronation Street when these two left
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yank bombers OUT Rusky plague IN We got ar sovrintee back!
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Off course you were. And you doff your cap to your betters in appreciation of their distain for you. A better world.
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Napier Bones @napierbones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I 100% agree with your nan. I remember the days before central heating and ice on the inside of windows in the winter. No thanks.
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