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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just deftly negotiated a Vinted disagreement with my 5 star rating intact. Send me over to Ulster lads. I’ll get it sorted.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shame the shite sponsor lettering hasn’t stood the test of time.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope the BBC’s Safeguarding Officer is keeping an eye on Ross Kemp’s red wine consumption.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Orbital’s 1994 Glastonbury set AND Sasha/Digweed Northern Exposure both released this week. We are truly blessed. Any Garys?

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cocaines popular innit? It’s not for me though Clive.

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The GBOL from the RNLI collecting donations at Central Station there. Loads stopping to contribute. Great to see. ✊🏼

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Junior football watched. Fry-up consumed. Outfit selected. Into town for an afternoon of beers and merriment. Starting at Peter Cavanagh’s. See where the afternoon takes us from there.

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve had a go, but I just can’t give a shit about these Man City charges. So utterly disinterested in it all.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ah man, what a shit thing to happen. Hope he can get back to making music again, but doesn’t sound likely.

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Are you having a laugh? He's having a laugh, isn't he?!

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can't wait for some footage of a performative Fulham fan with a decanter of port on the terraces for the lads.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Few Colin From Accounts fans on here… The actor who plays your man Gordie plays an alcoholic former detective in a series called Last Seen. Maxine Peake in it too. 4 eps in. Really good so far!

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Eminence Front by The Who there on the radio. Cannot hear the start of that song without breaking into a bit of air guitar.

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Alan Partridge's Iconic Air Guitar Performance

ALT: Alan Partridge's Iconic Air Guitar Performance

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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All this Danny Thommo stuff makes me think of a family tradition we do every Boxing Day, and no its not all going stabbing lifeboats and intimidating lifeguards! Sorry longish thread as its a great story of actual heroes that should make us all feel patriotic.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just seen my first poppy lads. Arriva Buses have gone early. Touching display on the LED board on the back of the bus. #poppywatch

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That's some stat in Beren Cross' article... 19th consecutive PL match with an early KO that we've failed to win. Last win was the 3-0 'vs' Chelsea under Marsch.

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Joe Hart’s being weird again lads

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I like it when a regional accent is clear in a football chant, so I enjoyed the: “Wirravin a pah-dee, wirravin a bawl…” line from the Palace fans today.

Didn’t enjoy watching a team we should finish ahead of get the upper hand. Still though, important not to lose. I’d have had Bijol on at HT to deal with JSL. Need to get Bahoya integrated. When we’re not winning the physical battle we look a bit clueless in attack. 9 pts from 5 v solid start. #lufc

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

First time in West Stand Paddock today - courtesy of the Palace fans who didn’t fancy the trip. Only part of ground not sat in till now. Never been more confident of a result going into a PL game. Likely spells trouble. Got the boy with me though who’s been a lucky charm last few seasons. LEEDS!

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Ratcliffe sounding off on the BBC News. Fuck off you horrible cunt.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is The Leftovers worth sticking with? I’m about 4 episodes in and it’s seriously weird. Reviews are great. Normally happy to go a few episodes before something warms up. This is hard work though!

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This Millwall West Ham game shaping up beautifully for some unpleasant scenes at the end.

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I was terribly hungover in a Michelin star restaurant in Amsterdam and asked by a waiter to lift my head off the table. Seconds later I was violently sick outside the front door.

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The bell-weather for wardrobe watchers around the country. Farke’s called it lads. It’s big coat weather.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

‘Hendo’. What a fuckin try-hard. They’re booing you mate. Why you clapping them?!

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got that Gloria song as an earworm now thanks to your man on the ESPN comms and the GBOL at the @thesquareball.net

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got an afternoon on the beers in Liverpool today lads, dressed up as ‘work’. Thinking of starting at the Big House, then work our way round the Georgian Quarter.

Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This village referendum thing is so fuckin tedious.

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Can’t be doing with Conor Coady lads

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Funkhauser @funkhauser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Incredible performance and result. Makes me chuckle though how Farke just cannot let himself be universally loved by the fan base. Bahoya is a stick he’s going to be beaten with at some point. #LUFC

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That Foo Fighters wannabe set piece nonce knocks me sick. Get a fuckin haircut you tramp.

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That Hull kit absolutely screams Endsleigh League Division One.

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Never off the clock is Arteta is he. Just take the 2-0 win you moaning bastard. Can’t miss an opportunity to try and game the refs for the next game.

Someone get me footage of this please.

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That’s some tremendous Barclays. Lovely.

Just occurred to me that refs still have the good grace to wear a classic pair of black football boots. Can’t be long till one of them is wearing the latest neon pink Nike release. And it’s gonna be Atwell isn’t it.

Alright Hull, you can pack it in now.

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Some interview / feature thing on 6Music with the guy from Bloc Party. I absolutely loved Silent Alarm when it came out. Barely listened to them since but reckon that’s in my 10 most played albums. Absolutely hammered it at the time.

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Another one for the ‘good egg’ list

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