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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats

@flaresbrian.bsky.social
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One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot. Mod revivalist. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was, same as it ever was. Founder and CEO of We❤️Cats. You can see my house from there

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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 50m
Everyone looking at City's irrefutable evidence
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Funny Face with Googly Eyes
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 1h
My Uncle Roger (Taylor) nee Uncle Peter will be made up about the Queen In Budapest film being shown again, no doubt he’ll be on the red carpet mixing it up with his heroes, that’s if and it’s a big if, he can get the restraining order lifted. #uncleroger #unclepeter #radiogaga #divorce #breakdown
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 1h
Not arsed about what people think about Esther Rantzen. Just sorry she didn’t see the assisted dying bill come to fruition. It should be everyone’s right to have a pain free, dignified death.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 2h
Was having a pretty rubbish day at work, until the post arrived. I am now the extremely proud owner of a fantastic oil painting by @pieorama.bsky.social I can’t remember the last time I was this chuffed, loved it when I first saw it but actually having it as my own has brought my joy to another
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leeds eh, the people, the place, what can you do?
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Man's Hesitation and Struggle
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only Connect here for the taking.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, things have gone tits up in town. 2 families used to run things, keeping an uneasy peace but kept things safe for the regular sorts and despite a few issues would unite to keep outsiders, well and truly out. Times change, people change and now there’s a free for all and one of the outsiders
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not a religious sort at all went a Protestant school and fought with the Catholic lot every year (which was the rule) but fuck me that utter prick Gavin Robinson, fuck me , would have me changing sides, shove your pathetic march up your arse and at least pretend to live in peace,
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go on, tell me there’s a God.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never a truer word said.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh great, John Bishop is on
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Six Million Dollar Man Title Sequence ft. Lee Majors
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well the big night out was shit, Wife was in a nark over something, not me for a change, got to Chester a touch late because of traffic, cocky twat seating us put me in a nark, the doorman giving me the evil eye, put me in a bigger nark, so sacked it and came home, great
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks for the push Jon G to the Doctor following his prostate examination September 2026
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me being an intrepid explorer pre Covid, 4.5 stone heavier than I am now
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lance Armstrong on why cheats don’t prosper?
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ai is only good for taking the piss out of politicians, who don’t actually need Ai to have the piss ripped out of them.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See people, look and see, a bit of friendly interaction, take part, have a laugh, raise a smile, it doesn’t hurt. Thank you, Minerva &Sam 🤩
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Stones classic, gimme shelter was originally aimed at the American Market but needed a dramatic rewrite before being a hit.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Those utter cunts, who starved and abused that poor vunerable fella until he died 🤬 21 years, fuck all for what they did, there is no fucking justice.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve just overdosed on wasabi, my sinuses have exploded, I can see through space and time and I’m sure I could breathe underwater. Just seen an advert for Humfree mobility scooter and am thinking of buying one What’s the big attraction of this stuff, it’s basically mustard gas in a handy satchel
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Gian Party Disco
ALT: Gian Party Disco
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me in work on Monday explaining my behaviour to the lads following my Saturday evening out.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Wife on Monday, explaining to the girls in work how her Saturday evening went.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just been in for a few hours, fucked it off for a long weekend (he kids himself) a long weekend in the pissing down rain, great 🤬
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Left my butty in work, fucking hell, don’t even have butties, trill and lettuce.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Those two pilots who ejected over Anglesey, had an extremely lucky escape but on the plus side, they could see my house from there
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Royal Daffodil, cultural appropriation, if ever there was 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im fucking amazed that people don't ask me to write jokes for them, any budding comedians out there need a helping hand, reasonable rates and all that shite.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We❤️Cats are proud and astounded to announce the second in a planned series of cat related quizzes or some such nonsense. Without any further ado, name your favourite tune containing a cat reference, best answer wins nothing but respect. Get on with it.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Harold Shipman 1972 - onwards
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've spent months researching my family tree, turns out it was at the bottom of the garden all along. He's fucking crackers, wish I hadn't bothered now.
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Laughing Mystic Tree
ALT: Laughing Mystic Tree
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Should have been nicked for riding on the path
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian Woolfinder confronts a non-payer on his only fans naked cooking page 18-09-26 *yer Ma comment , incoming
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We❤️Cats do know of other cat whisperers but they remain a rarity as do the cats that listen to them
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We❤️Cats approve this message
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day, anyone going out to DinnerDinnerDinner, DinnerDinnerDinner, DinnerDinnerDinner to celebrate?
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Batman Thinking
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@suebench.bsky.social The curse of the M6 did indeed strike, had to pull off (no) at Junction 12 on the way back, no time to get out of the van, so had to inexplicably, puke in to my cool bag, before making my way home
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OH YES!
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We❤️Cats❤️this cat but there are plenty of cats and kittens in need of a loving home
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We❤️Cats would like to know who has been to the Cat Cafe in that there Liverpool My nephew and his girlfriend, that’s who.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The King of Casz is back. Sure he still owes me £50
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have I mentioned how fucking shit work was today No, you all exclaim in a unified concern about how fragile life and mind can be. How can we help you Phil, you cry It’s too late now , fuck off, sez I
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tell you what people, work today was extra fucking shit.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our Nelly just said to me “Grandad, stop being a tit” and legged it off in hysterics, she’s been in primary school for 2 weeks, marvellous.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Look you lot, let me explain, a parrot, commonly known as Polly, pollygraph, a play on word get it now, funny as fuck this.
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My favourite day of the month work wise, pointless meetings day and it didn’t/did disappoint Fucking shit as usual, set our budget and capex day October 15th, 🤣
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Flares Brian. CEO of We❤️Cats @flaresbrian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A great picture, I have an interesting fact about the Golden Gate Bridge. Do you know, you can see my house from there.
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