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Cervazanmai

@nairenu.bsky.social
154 followers 370 following 827 posts

33, furry, gay, fat, tired. Enjoy card/strategy/platformer games, mecha/esoteric anime, art, and being annoying. Pfp @softbeef

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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 4h
My passenger princess era is over 😭
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 6h
Me watching my paycheck leave my bank account as I pay my car note and my credit card balances before clocking into work
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kbash has a new 4 hour video essay, my house is about to be SO clean
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Donkey Cum Cunty 3 Tiddie Cum's Double Strap-on @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact that she was beefing with a 12 year old is so funny to me
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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FLAVOR FOLEY @flavorfoley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
「Could it reach you too?」 Clover ft. Chis-A YT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY0q... Streaming: ffm.to/flavorfoleyc...
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L.💙.V.E.games / Rabbit Rabbit @rabbitxrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bandcamp Friday already?? Wow! You should listen to this electronic disco album I spent 12 years making rabbitrabbit.bandcamp.com/album/chrono...
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OUR Bluebell mini cup ice cream
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HI 123 @Vgen Comms: Open! @hi-i-ii-iii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#ポケモン
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Scarlet: new bag of cat food Scarlet: fresh crunchy, must destroy me: you have food in the bowl Scarlet: but this... new crunch?? me: I'm putting this in the closet Scarlet: starts yowling me: ma'am use your indoor voice Scarlet: starts chirping me: that's better.
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look at its POWER look at its SPEED youtu.be/PSuG9unzXUQ?...
youtu.be
The Power of RELIGION! Full Version Music Video Castlevania
YouTube video by FiveLetterNames
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
9 anime to get to know me/that really impacted me in some way (my9animes.com/en) My tastes are predictable :)
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bake more bread be less sad.
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning eggs, coffee, and outside cat time 💕
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want 4000 calories of soup
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sending love and light and my daughter who is currently tall and bright 💕💕
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm at the bartering stage of not wanting that lady dentist to rip my mouth apart tomorrow. pls Dr no gum graft no snip snip no make my mouth better
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
girl go to therapy
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fortune's weave really is for the gays and the theys the way all these women want revenge and these men have boob windows in all their gladiatorial outfits. Also my Buccar has 23 strength at level 16 and can one-shot most enemies on hard mode, this game is unserious, lmao.
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Sunfish @risingsunfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
FOMOtiis #FireEmblem #SacredStones #FE8
[Panel 1:] Lyon gazes at his phone, forlorn and cast in blue light, as a small(ish) Fomortiis looms over his shoulder.

Fomortiis: "You haven't reached the end of your feed yet, Lyon... / ...what a pity it would be if Eirika posted and you never Liked it...."

[Panel 2:] Slightly closer frame; Lyon stares more closely and intensely at his phone with comically wide eyes and a huge frown. Fomortiis looms larger, closer, his claw on Lyon's shoulder.

Fomortiis: "What will Ephraim think of you if you don't stream your reaction to this, Lyon...?"

[Panel 3:] Close frame as Fomortiis is even bigger and literally breathing down Lyon's neck, his visible eye gleaming menacingly. Lyon looks desperately stressed out, sweating, deep shadows under his bugged-out eyes, in which the rectangular reflection of his phone screen is visible.

Fomortiis: "LYON ONLY 24 HOURS REMAIN TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS *EXCLUSIVE OFFER—*"
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Outside time with the kids + dungeon crawler Carl book 2
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely disappointing in hindsight but if you want the McDonalds of the concept, you could do worse.
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely disappointing in hindsight but if you want the McDonalds of the concept, you could do worse.
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
>Making bread, >Daughter is waiting for bread to cool so we can go to bed >Fire emblebm!!!
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fucked up grabby hands gotta be one of my least favorite tropes (Mana bloom is here bc the flowers look like hands to me)
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sosuke aizen for most of bleach
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My personality sometimes is "middle child who plays blue in mtg and is afraid of being disliked" lmao
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Every bitch is a village" -hanging with the roommate getting stung by mosquitos
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would never have watched these if not for an old roommate but they're genuinely some of the funniest anime dubs in recent memory, tbh.
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Snatch that (Fortune's) Weave
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nothing restores my mana quite like a hot cake style donut
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can't wait to see how they HD-yassified Dead Hand in the OoT remake, lol.
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Daniel Deng @ddengart.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ocarina of Time Link and Saria
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bleach in execution is kinda mid but the concept of the final antagonist Yhwach being like "You constantly find a new future where everyone lives, so I'll alter the future so that you'll never win" is sick as hell.
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
coworker i like in marketing got laid off and I have an intro meeting with my new boss in 7 mins, wowee zowee
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You don’t want a live action movie of your favorite game, what you want are a series of OVAs directed by a guy best described as a “mecha pervert” and has one of the wildest soundtracks you’ve ever heard in your life
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New ganondorf looks like Shrek
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bully shouts "fight me, loser" at a random guy. The guy holds up a Pokéball to which the bully replies "a Pokéball? What are you? Some sort of asshole?" The man puts the pokéball up to his forehead, closes his eyes and says "Bees... I choose you!" The man throws the pokéball and a swarm of bees emerge, stinging the fleeing assailant.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Published in The New England Journal of Medicine. Peer-reviewed. Large sample size. Sound methodology. An antiviral pill has, for the FIRST time, been shown to PREVENT COVID-19 in individuals exposed to SARS-CoV-2. Ensitrelvir blocks the enzyme coronaviruses need to make new copies of themselves.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My girls 💕💕💕
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Togusa from Ghost in the Shell is just Kirei Kotomine from Fate if Kirei wasn't a sociopath, lmao
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i have such a crush on Vinny Locasto from OCT, lmao. Like a boy band level crush on this goofy nerd.
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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s really fucked up that the only way out is through
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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is what the inside of my brain looks like
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[getting out of bed, reluctant and groggy] Welp gotta add to the lore
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Cervazanmai @nairenu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My Deer Friend Nokotan didn't have much staying power outside of its season for me but I do love this weird child.
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Cherry SnakeCat 🍒 @cherrysnakecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My partner pitched the idea of a Paladin Serperior to me and of course I drew it #pokemonfanart
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