A new quest has appeared on my HUD!
>Acquire a boyfriend who will let me be a passenger princess again!
REWARDS:
>Not having to drive everywhere IS the reward, babygirl!
Cervazanmai
@nairenu.bsky.social
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33, furry, gay, fat, tired. Enjoy card/strategy/platformer games, mecha/esoteric anime, art, and being annoying. Pfp @softbeef
![[Panel 1:] Lyon gazes at his phone, forlorn and cast in blue light, as a small(ish) Fomortiis looms over his shoulder.
Fomortiis: "You haven't reached the end of your feed yet, Lyon... / ...what a pity it would be if Eirika posted and you never Liked it...."
[Panel 2:] Slightly closer frame; Lyon stares more closely and intensely at his phone with comically wide eyes and a huge frown. Fomortiis looms larger, closer, his claw on Lyon's shoulder.
Fomortiis: "What will Ephraim think of you if you don't stream your reaction to this, Lyon...?"
[Panel 3:] Close frame as Fomortiis is even bigger and literally breathing down Lyon's neck, his visible eye gleaming menacingly. Lyon looks desperately stressed out, sweating, deep shadows under his bugged-out eyes, in which the rectangular reflection of his phone screen is visible.
Fomortiis: "LYON ONLY 24 HOURS REMAIN TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS *EXCLUSIVE OFFER—*"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:htogemxiiopihcc4qgmiwkaf/bafkreibp6xrdzwyykoojlgmyln7vnk2zc4ww6q7nrq7vmxmflfma2xka4a)
