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Hannah

@nah.cat
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Middle-aged trans woman living in Scotland. Married / poly / kinky / lefty / green. ADHD and cPTSD haver. A bit witchy. Very much pro-Angine de Poitrine. No cops. No tories. No AI.

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Hannah @nah.cat · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Photograph of Tory minister Norman Tebbit. He is old, with a wan, drawn face, mostly bald with patches of white hair at his ears. He is wearing a dark blue suit, pale blue shirt with a navy blue tie and he has a pair of glasses on.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 24/09/2026
With terrifying commentary from somebody with a PhD in Iberian Languages. "We predict that by 2028 all dogs will be playing poker with the stolen financal muscle of several small countries. This is what it will look like:"
A painting of dogs sat at a table playing poker in a dimly lit, panelled room.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 15/09/2026
Happier post: rainbow over New Asgard, from the weekend.
Photograph of a harbour at low tide. The harbour walls merge into rocks below, which are only exposed at low tide. Several small boats are resting on the muddy sea bottom. In the distance some cliffs rise from the sea and, over them, sitting low in the sky, a rainbow has appeared.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 28/08/2026
I mean ...
Poster for the film "Underwater" starring Kristen Stewart. The poster features a closeup of the right side of Stewart's face framed on the right side, with a heavily blurred background showing on the left. The tagline reads: "7 miles below the ocean surface something has awakened."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 15/08/2026
Whereas we see that the locomotive has suffered catastrophic, irretrievable failure. There is nothing to govern. There is no purgatorial fire upon which to shovel more coal. We see them pulling levers amongst the wreckage and thing: what the fuck are you doing? It's blown up! It's done!
Black and white photograph of a steam locomotive engine that has suffered "blowback", where the innards of the boiler have been shot out of the front of the engine under extreme pressure. It looks like a Lovecraftian horror made of steel pipe tentacles.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 12/08/2026
I didn't get any good pictures of the eclipse through my hacked together pinhole thing, but I did get a picture of this sundog (at least I think that's what it is) just after the maximum occlusion.
Picture of the sky, featuring mostly grey clouds. In a lighter band of cloud across the middle of the photo, a mini rainbow-like blob has appeared.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 12/08/2026
It's cool seeing the moon/sun thing but I think watching the land respond to the eclipse is more interesting. The birds fell silent and the sheep stopped bleating.
Photo of the landscape during the solar eclipse. Rough grasses and a low wall in the foreground, with a hawthorn bush to the left. Extending into the distance, a field being grazed by sheep. A calm see in the far distance.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 11/08/2026
What, *this* Nigel Farage?
Huge advertisement poster featuring a large picture of Nigel Farage, in a blue suit, holding up what appears to be a gold nugget in his right hand. Above, the text reads, "Nigel Farsge recommends Direct Bullion."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 07/08/2026
Occasionally I find little notes that I have left myself in Google Keep.
Screenshot of a small note from the Google Keep app. The note is in white text on a black background and is surrounded by a thin, white, rounded rectangle. The title reads, "words I forget," and the content reads, "entitled."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 04/08/2026
I stood outside for some time watching newly fledged swallows dance and carve the air. The sky looked so beautiful.
Photograph of the sky near sundown, pale blue with low cloud lit from the west. Some shrubs appear in the foreground, almost in silhouette, along with the end of a house.Another photograph of the sky. There is the corner of a field at the bottom of the photograph with a few sheep in it, and a line of trees behind it. At very bottom right there is a small green shed nestled in some established shrubs.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 23/07/2026
I might actually download a stock ticker app for the first time in my life, just to keep an eye on this car crash.
The "corporate wants you to find the differences between this picture and this picture" meme, taken form The Office. In the top panel, two screenshots of the SpaceX and Oracle stock price performance over the last month appear. In the bottom panel, as per the meme, a woman replies, "they're the same picture."The sickos meme, a cartoon drawing of a man with spiky hair and stubble, staring through a window wide eyed with his hands on the window pane. He is wearing a black top with the word "SICKOS" on it. He is saying, "yes ... ha ha ... YES!"
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Hannah @nah.cat · 20/07/2026
Extreme crop of Wes Streeting's incredibly square, menacingly cherubic face, eyes wide. He looks like a child chorist who has just eaten one of his peers.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 18/07/2026
Ooh my new #tarot deck has arrived: Earth Magick by Daniel Martin Diaz. It's really stunning and I can already feel that it complements my favourite deck (Pagan Otherworlds) even though the style is so similar.
Top down photograph of a tarot deck laid out on red fabric. Three cards are drawn and laid out horizontally: Seven of Swords, Death and Five of Pentacles. The rest of the deck is fanned out in an uneven crescent shape below.each card has a black strip along the bottom with the name of the card in white, and a white band along the top with a Roman numeral and elemental symbol in black.

The artwork has a medieval / ecclesiastical look to it, with bold colours that are vibrant but also all tinted with sepia, again hinting at the ancient motif. The pip cards are mostly lack imagery, suggesting a kind of Marseille style.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 18/07/2026
Holy shit the SoftBank guy actually said that.
Screenshot from Reuters web site, reading, "TOKYO, July 14 (Reuters) - The development of AI will require investment of $5 trillion each year by 2040, and any talk ‌of a bubble forming around the technology is "absurd", SoftBank Group (9984.T), opens new tab CEO Masayoshi Son said on Tuesday."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 18/07/2026
"Actually, Nolan has taken several liberties with the original text ..."
The painting, "The Irritating Gentleman,” an 1874 work by German painter Berthold Woltze, showing a man in a top hat leaning over the back of a chair to bother a woman on a train.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 17/07/2026
LOL
Screencap of the yahoo finance page for SpaceX on Nasdaq showing its current stock price at 123.75 down 7%
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Hannah @nah.cat · 15/07/2026
So many bees munching on our lavender patch. I count at least eight of them. #bees
Close up of a small patch of white lavender. A bumble bee is balanced on one outcropping of flowers.Close up of a small patch of white lavender. A bumble bee is balanced on one outcropping of flowers.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 03/07/2026
That's really good, and boy do we need it. I'm going to share a favourite slide of mine (from a presentation about acceptance testing). I find it hilarious that I had to say this, but it was also really interesting from a behavioural point of view that it was needed.
A powerpoint slide with a blue background. At the top a line of text reads, "tests must have a clear outcome." Below is a diagram made of a green box with the word "test" in it, and two arrows pointing downwards. One arrow points to a green tick. The other arrow points to a red cross.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 30/06/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence
Selfie of me. I have pale skin and bright red hair that is short on the side and tumbling over my face from the top. I have blue eyes and strong features, and a suggestion of a simple on the right side of my face. My left eyebrow has a bar piercing, and I have a vertical labret in the middle of my lower lip, both dark. I also have a bridge piercing that is barely visible under my hair. I am wearing and off the shoulder red top that can just be seen at the bottom left and right of the photo, and I have a silver chain with a circular pendant on my neck. My bra straps (white) are visible at my shoulders.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 29/06/2026
Us: can we have a European Court of Human Rights? Labour Government: No! You have a Supreme Court at home. The Supreme Court:
Screen cap from the film, "The Dark Crystal", featured two Skeksis (antagonists). The two Skeksis are large puppets that feature decomposing, bird-like faces with a long, toothed beak and hands with extremely long claws. They are both wearing dark, dirty looking robes and appear hunched over, like vultures, with the cowls of the robes hiding presumably huge shoulders.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 26/06/2026
Big light show off the East coast just now.
Screenshot of a map of the east coast of Scotland from Aberdeen down past Berwick. The Firth of Forth and the coastline is covered with yellow and fading orange/red dots, indicating lightening strikes.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 25/06/2026
Dog-features investigates the magic disappearing cat bush. She found a cat snoozing behind it recently. The cat bolted, unseen, while she repositioned to the other side of the bush. Since then she checks the empty bush intently every time she goes out to the garden.
Relatively close up shot of a garden. There is a low fence with a path behind it, some shrubbery and then part of a lawn and a garden path towards the front. A small black spaniel is investigating one of the shrubs.Relatively close up shot of a garden. The low fence continues along the back. This time the small, black spaniel is now on the grass, on the other side of the shrub, peering inside. Her tail is clearly wagging.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 23/06/2026
Two stills from the movie Star Wars: The Force Awakens, showing Starkiller Base, an entire planet converted into a weapon. The top still is a closeup of the muzzle, which has been carved out across the equator of the planet. The bottom still shows the planet in full, with an incredibly bright red beam shooting out from the weapon, off to the right.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 23/06/2026
For the kids...
Screenshot of the original "Bobson Dugnutt" meme, which comes from a 1990s Japanese baseball video game that had teams with made up "American" names. The names in the screenshot are:

SLEVE MCDICHAEL
ONSON SWEEMEY
DARRYL ARCHIDELD
ANATOLI SMORIN
REY MCSRIFF
GLENALLEN MIΧΟΝ
MARIO MCRLWAIN
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN
KEVIN NOGILNY
TONY SMEHRIK
BOBSON DUGNUTT

WILLIE DUSTICE
JEROMY GRIDE
SCOTT DOUROUE
SHOWN FURCOTTE
DEAN WESREY
MIKE TRUK
DWIGT RORTUGAL
TIM SANDAELE
KARL DANDLETON
MIKE SERNANDEZ
TODD BONZALEZ
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Hannah @nah.cat · 22/06/2026
This is the most spectacular offside call I have ever seen.
Photo of a TV screen showing an offside graphic from the Uruguay v Cape Verde World Cup match. Cape Verde's goal line stretches from the bottom left to the top right. In the background at the top, Cape Verde's goal post can be seen. A Cape Verde is between the posts, only a few inches from the goal line. A vertical green plane has been superimposed showing the position of the Cape Verde player's trailing ankle. In the foreground, a Uruguay player is crossing the goal line from behind. His shin and ankle are on the wrong side of the vertical green plane. It's offside, but only because of a sliver of the player's shin sitting between the green plane and goal line.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 22/06/2026
Coffee nerd: activated
Picture of a granite worktop in a kitchen. Coffee is being made. A glass jug sits on a white set of scales. On top of it is a V60 conical coffee dripper holding a white conical filter that has some wet coffee in it. Some coffee has dropped down into the jug. Various bags of coffee (with the label Colonna) and miscellaneous bits of coffee equipment can be seen at the back.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 21/06/2026
Betrayal? Starmer started it.
Keir Starmer's ten pledges that he made during his successful leadership campaign (summarised):

"My promise to you is that I will maintain our radical values and work to get Labour in to power - so that we can advance the interests of the people our Party was created to serve.

Based on the moral case for socialism, here is where I stand.

1. Economic justice

Increase income tax for top earners, reverse Tory tax cuts, clamp down on tax avoidance.

2. Social justice

Abolish Universal Credit and end sanctions. Set a national goal for wellbeing to make health as important as GDP; invest in services. Stand up for universal services and defend our NHS. Support the abolition of tuition fees.

3. Climate justice

Put the Green New Deal at the heart of everything we do. A Clean Air Act to tackle pollution locally. Demand international action on climate rights.

4. Promote peace and human rights

No more illegal wars. Introduce a Prevention of Military Intervention Act. Review all UK arms sales.

5. Common ownership

Support common ownership of rail, mail, energy and water; end outsourcing our NHS, local government and justice system.

6. Defend migrants' rights

Full voting rights for EU nationals. Defend free movement as we leave the EU. An immigration system based on compassion and dignity. End indefinite detention.

7. Strengthen workers' rights and trade unions

Repeal the Trade Union Act. Support the right to take industrial action and oppose the weakening of workplace rights.

8. Radical devolution of power, wealth and opportunity

Push power away from Whitehall. A federal system to devolve powers. Abolish the House of Lords.

9. Equality

We are the party of the Equal Pay Act, Sure Start, BAME representation and the abolition of Section 28 - we must build on that for a new decade.

10. Effective opposition to the Tories

Unite our party, promote pluralism and improve our culture. Robust action to eradicate antisemitism. Maintain our link with the unions."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 17/06/2026
Screenshot of the video of the song "big enough", aka the screaming cowboy song. A desert vista with low hills in the background, in the sky above the hills, a giant man has been superimposed. He is wearing a black suit, open white shirt and a black cowboy hat. He is screaming and is holding his hands up from the intensity of his scream.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 16/06/2026
I'm attempting to take my hairy child out for a walk. The wild dog roses have bloomed since I was last out.
An outcropping of dog roses, pale green foliage with loads of loose, pink flowers, growing up the side of a red sandstone wall. A blue door can be seen in the top left corner.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 15/06/2026
I want to commend husb for this rose plant he is growing. It has really taken off this year and our wee garden smells of lemons. (I don't know why the roses smell of lemons, nor do I know why the flowers have double petals. I just know that they are pretty and smell nice.)
A photo of a climbing rose bush taken from below. Lots of green foliage with a number of pink rose flowers. The flowers have double the number of petals so they look plump. A sliver of a red sandstone wall with a trellis can be seen in the background.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 12/06/2026
setting up my group chat on bluesky
Press release photograph of Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner kneeling in a meeting room, likely in 10 Downing Street. The photograph shows a long table in the middle with five chairs on each side, end on. Starmer is to the left of the table, wearing a blue suit with a purple tie. He is kneeling on his right knee, with his hands clasped and his left elbow leaning on his right leg. Rayner is to the right of the table, wearing a black dress under @ pink jacket. She is kneeling in the same pose as Starmer.

The floor is green carpet with some kind of beige pattern, and the walls are white. There is a painting hanging on the far wall, a door an fireplace on the right wall and a window on the left wall.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 11/06/2026
CW picture of an x-ray of a broken ankle (fibula) I'm back from the hospital, relieved that the healing process is going pretty well. Just needs more rest and painkillers as necessary. 👍
An x-ray of my left ankle starting from the middle of the shin down to the heel, the ankle joint and heel bone. The tibia and fibula take up most of the picture. The fibula has a jagged, diagonal break going down from the outside to inside, a few inches up from the heel joint.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 10/06/2026
Obviously.
Picture of Matt Berry. He has a full face with brown eyes, a dark beard and moustache, and long dark hair to his shoulders. He is wearing a dark suit, a yellow silk neckerchief with a red and green pattern, and a beige fedora with a brown band, adorned with a pink flower. He is in some kind of hall but only a mint green wall and a white bannister is visible behind him.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 10/06/2026
Groups of men wearing black clothing and balaclavas are tearing bricks from houses and pulling up paving stones from the street to throw at the police, and the Guardian continues to refer to them as "demonstrators".
Screenshot of part of the live coverage blog on The Guardian web site. It reads, "masked demonstrators are tearing bricks from properties and smashing paving stones with sledgehammers to create projectiles to throw at riot police."Screenshot of part of the live coverage blog on The Guardian web site. It reads, "footage showed police vehicles, including a water cannon, advancing down Antrim Road in Newtownabbey, Co Antrim, while demonstrators, wearing balaclavas and face coverings, retreated."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 10/06/2026
Glasgow police are absolutely attending.
Incomplete URL pointing to a story in The National newspaper about the protests in Glasgow city centre. There is a picture below the URL showing a crowd filling the steps at the top of Buchanan Street, standing behind a white banner with black text that reads, "we will not submit." The crowd are all wearing black. The caption below the picture reads, "police attend Glasgow city centre incidents amid protest linked to Belfast stabbing."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 29/05/2026
I'm using my silly keyboard while I am in the office for the first time in ages, and I cannot remember any of the key mapping.
A photo of a custom keyboard that has 28 keys arranged on a circuit board in a butterfly pattern. On each side there is a cluster of 12 keys for fingers and two thumb keys. There is a tiny microprocessor (seeed xiao rp2040) in the middle that is connected to a usb-c cable.

The key caps are unmarked but the home row on each side has three pink keys, the two thumb keys are grey and yellow, and the top rightmost key is grey. The other 18 keys are white.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 27/05/2026
Why is my boiler app telling me things like this?
Screenshot of an "energy saving tip" from the Vicare boiler control app. White background. At the top, there is a minimalist cartoon of a man sitting on an armchair, reading some kind of electronic device. There is a table with a lamp on it behind the chair and a potted plant on the floor to the left. Below that there is a title that says "energy-saving tip". The text says "During the summer months, you can save energy by switching your heating system to the 'Off' position."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 26/05/2026
"Lanyard, show him what you do..." *pulls a small flag from inside of his suit jacket*
A middle aged man in a dark grey suit wearing a blue lanyard, stands at a large, open window, staring defiantly at the camera. Just outside the window is a stone balustrade. The man has his arm outstretched, holding a small Israeli flag which pokes through the balustrade. It is Glasgow Councillor David Meikle, aka Balustrade Lanyard.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 25/05/2026
I am completely addicted to the smell of lilacs. Actual lilacs, not the weird scent that gets added to things.
Closeup picture of my lilac in full  bloom: a plethora of small pale purple flowers gathered conically around each stalk.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 25/05/2026
Oldie but a goodie.
Selfie. I have pale, white skin, a round face with string features, dimples on my chin and right cheek, thinned eyebrows and I am slightly smirking. I have low coverage makeup on, and mascara. My hair is buzzed at the sides and flopping over to the right, dyed red, on top. I have several facial piercings: left eyebrow, septum, monro, and vertical labret in the centre of my lower lip, all black metal. I'm wearing an olive coloured t-shirt and I have a choker that has a green heart pendant on it.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 21/05/2026
This is what the last two years and more of Labour triangulation towards the Far Right has been about: those two, tiny lines coming from the Tory and Reform vote. This is Starmerism. Reevesism. Streetingism. Cooperism. Mahmoodism. Burnhamism. This is what the Labour membership campaigns for.
Zoomed in part of the graph of voting patterns that Adam Bienkov posted above showing the Labour portion on the right side, which represents the 2026 local election vote. Three thin lines are merging into Labour from below (which is nominally from the right wing) the thickest of these lines is coming from the Lib Dems. The two other lines that are so thin they are almost invisible, come from the Tories and Reform. I have drawn a blue box around these two thinnest lines, along with a large blue arrow pointing at the blue box.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 16/05/2026
Screencap from Die Hard: With A Vengeance. Bruce Willis is standing on a street corner in Harlem, naked except for a sandwich board with an extremely offensive racist slogan written on it. The slogan has been erased and replaced with typed text that reads: "it's the taking part that counts"
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Hannah @nah.cat · 14/05/2026
"cmon .. do something" meme that features a crudely drawn figure on the left, poking something unenthusiastically on the floor with a tree branch. A headshot of Wes Streeting has been added next to the end of the branch. The words "cmon .. do something " appear in all caps at the top right.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 07/05/2026
Bugs bunny "I wish / a very" meme. Against a black background, Bugs is on the right dressed in a tuxedo with a red flower in his lapel. He is looking slyly out of the page. On the left, the text reads: "I wish" (in italics) "SCOTTISH LABOUR" (in all caps) "a very" (in italics) "HISTORIC LOW" (in all caps).
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