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Ignacio Ardilla

@nachosquirrel.bsky.social
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Astronomical dilletante, escaped wage-slave, author. Nacho and rodent enthusiast. Clanker-lover hater. Gets crazy wit da Cheez-Whiz. We/They (pronounced with a 'umpty').

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"For decades, we've provided election coverage that's based on in-depth political reporting by an experienced team of journalists backed by commentary from political leaders. But now we're throwing that aside so we can tell you what some of the most irredeemable uninformed gamblers are guessing."
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D B *free Palestine* @davidbeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remain ungovernable (don’t chat with chat bots)
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Yari no Yūsha ⚛️ @speerheld.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Among other things.
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Ignacio Ardilla @nachosquirrel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WTF I thought this was an Onion headline at first
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
This DIY Creator Is Building a Compass That Only Points to Taco Bell
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This DIY Creator Is Building a Compass That Only Points to Taco Bell
Custom hardware maker Tru Narla is transforming a hobby invented by cyberpunks cosplaying dystopia into an artistic vision for how humanity can live in blissed-out harmony with the technology it creates.
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Order Rodentia @orodentia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ummm... rodents can get pilot licenses...
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Squirrel Pilots a Model Airplane
ALT: Squirrel Pilots a Model Airplane
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Verati @verati404.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reblog to save an author, lol.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com
Squirrel to other squirrel (human body behind them) : “I’ll help too bury your acorns, then you help me with my thing.”
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This fall, Elon Musk stars in ... THE STREISAND EFFECT
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump protected by Putin, Kim Jong Un, and Netanyahu
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2 months from TODAY is the beginning of the end of the Orange Embarrassment. Check out these Screenshots (as if you needed any more motivation to VOTE on 11/3/26!) Register- Iwillvote.com vote.org Get involved at- Rockthevote.org GoodParty.org DemCast.com Postcardstovoters.org movement.vote
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Squirrel, Interrupted
Still from the movie Girl, Interrupted showing Angelina Jolie pinning Winona Ryder to a wall but Ryder's head has been replaced by a squirrels
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Eternal banger
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Walt Spookman @waltshitman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Fantasy author” is a fake job created by Big Hat to sell big black hats.
George R. R. Martin wearing a black fisherman’s capSir Terry Pratchett wearing a big black hatJo Walton wearing a big black hat.Robert Jordan wearing a really big black hat.
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Ignacio Ardilla @nachosquirrel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
o ok now i get it
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price…
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11
Fans Ask How Ball Club Still Has Heart To Charge Admission At All
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Ignacio Ardilla @nachosquirrel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Streisand'd.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/08/2026
86 days until the midterms.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
AI IS BASICALLY A SEX WORKER might be the hook for my new class…
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Power Metal would never betray me like this, automatically making it the superior sub-genre.
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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone said that raccoon is afraid of everything, I'm like, come on Jimothy, show some spine
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"I use chatgpt as a search engine" "I use minesweeper as a website browser" "I use the lego pirate ship when I want to boil an egg"
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/07/2026
Pro tip: it's spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 11/07/2026
Ducklings!!!! 🥰
mother duck and three ducklings in very brown water
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Vanessa Williamson @vanessawilliamson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
allpoetry.com/Let-America-...
Final verses of Langston Hughes poem, "Let America Be America Again"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I got this into the Associated Press.
Collins didn’t want to give away too much of the new stuff before it goes live Thursday.

But the new Infowars will maintain The Onion’s sharp satire sprinkled with shock value. Collins said there will be a section selling a penis flattening device, a fake “pro oxygen” supplement pill that the host claims can replace breathing, as well as an extended debate on how many Bozo the Clowns there are.
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Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"The pro-Bennet super PAC Rocky Mountain Way has raised over $10 million, almost half of it from billionaire former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg" this fucker again
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
GAMERS! IGOR NEEDS YOUR HELP! My friend Scott Olman, who the Dork Tower character Igor is based almost directly on, recently had a medical emergency that ended with the amputation of his left leg. I owe my career to Igor, basically, and have created a GoFundMe to help Scott. gofund.me/94b2984a4
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Donate to Help Scott "Igor" Olman Following His Leg Amputation, organized by John Kovalic
I'm John Kovalic, the cartoonist behind the Dork Tower comic, a stri… John Kovalic needs your support for Help Scott "Igor" Olman Following His Leg Amputation
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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ @ratatosk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
OK, time for some hard questions from squirrels on @bsky.app . 📱🐿️ #sqrlpix
A black squirrel in a tree asks “When is "Squirrel" going to be a trending topic on Bluesky?”
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Ignacio Ardilla @nachosquirrel.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'm the second kind.
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Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 24/01/2026
Senate Democrats will not provide the votes to proceed to the appropriations bill if the DHS funding bill is included.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. dedicated his life fighting for equity and justice. He taught us that even in the face of intimidation and discrimination, we must never stop working towards a better future – a lesson that feels especially relevant today.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/01/2026
SHOCK CELL PHONE VIDEO: Renee Good's final words to her murderer: “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” ICE agent Jonathan Ross after shooting and killing her seconds later: “Fuckin’ bitch.” Via Alpha News
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Good morning
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Oh, a woman asked for them not to involve her and they ignored it? Not at all surprised they don’t understand consent when their bosses boss is an adjudicated rapist
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Gr@ve_Rose @tcpdump101.com · 06/11/2025
Who's donating food like a boss? @flavorflav.bsky.social is donating food like a boss. >This< is what it's about. Using your platform to do good in the world and let everyone know that any good deed helps bring us closer to a better world, no matter the size of the deed. Fuck'n metal, brother. 💚🫡
Flavor Flav donation food
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Ignacio Ardilla @nachosquirrel.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
If we naruto run through the produce section, their pepper balls can only season our salads.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 07/10/2025
🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance. Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits. You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222... #Wayback1T 🧵
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Ignacio Ardilla @nachosquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
kdvr.com/news/local/b... abcnews.go.com/US/killed-sq... We are coming for you.
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Ignacio Ardilla @nachosquirrel.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You have less holidays than a Medieval peasant.
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Kate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
They actually want us to feel sorry for the poor ICE agents. Literally Orwellian.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Hard to argue with that.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I think you are lying
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/06/2025
Use this locator with your zip code to find an event near you. www.nokings.org
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No Kings
On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Double.
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Carl Alessi @carlalessi.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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