Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just scored a 10 on the mensa iq challenge, genius level IQ confirmed 010
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A personal story i will never forget about 9/11 - yesterday my wife told me she'd work on my shoulder tightness and it just never happened 020
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Picking up sticks before you mow the lawn is an agenda pushed by Aleve, perhaps youve heard of STEEL blades 110
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026[guy flossing his teeth as waiter leaves the bill] so anyway, i forgot my wallet 010
Reposted by ИateKadir @candidframe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wheelie! #London #photography #art #photo #streetphoto #candidphoto #streetshot #candid #streetphotographer #streetphotography #Street 923927
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I think those early adopters of the toyota prius 20 years ago might've been on to something 010
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 22/07/20265:45a why did I give myself 3 hours for getting to the airport 6:03 i better get going just to be safe 110
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Late father's day gift, didn't require any software updates and loads faster than anything in my house 120
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Extra airtime yesterday slamming my poor bike into this tree after taking a ramp, spring is in the air 120
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 29/05/2026They don't tell you in AA that mosquitos will start attacking you again at about 5 years sobriety 1110
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Got heckled for riding an ebike to work , heckled his ass right back for taking the elevator because that's cheating too 130
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Pro: my shoe was already warm inside Con: from a chipmunk hiding in there 010
Reposted by ИateJohn Lechner @johnlechner.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My new security guard, still in training 🐰 922693214
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I realize this is supposed to be a prank but you never know where there's treasure to be discovered and this serves as a good excuse to look 010
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Which generation is responsible for buying from ads on websites??? banner ads wouldn't have evolved into ruining my internet 010
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Sorry officer, my memory can only go back about 10 minutes or sometime to the 1900's, not sure which year 000
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Hopefully taking an early lunch break for a quick stress relieving 2.5 hour bike ride today 110
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 19/04/2026My car bot is fasteraljazeera.comHumanoid robot breaks half marathon world record in BeijingThe humans were left far behind as smartphone maker Honor's humanoid robot shattered the men's world record in China. 010
Reposted by ИateAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way 96155223053
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Candlewood Suites, only $20 surcharge for pets, bedwetters $35 000
Reposted by Иateoak blanco @abomination.computer · 10/04/2026my inner monologue when lunch is within reach 1332
Reposted by ИateNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It sucks when there’s a task you’ve been putting off a long time and then you finally do it and it takes like ten minutes. I will never learn anything from this. 1674068
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Allegiant airlines requesting donations for the plane during the boarding process 020
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Started overeating on a regular basis, going pretty well so far 010
Reposted by Иateslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i don’t own a metal detector so every time i go to the beach i bring home a bucket of sand and stick it in the microwave 622428
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Physical therapist recommended massages every other month and sent the referral to a guy named Beefer 000
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Adjusting my back with a combination of bungee cords and ratchet straps 000
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Physical therapist addressed me as "mr. twig bitch" this morning , the kind of therapy i needed 000
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I don't know, i heard they are saying the new ai smart filters are throwing away my work emails 000
Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Smashed my thumb on a bottle opener like a ten year old (didn't spill 000
