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Strega

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Ancient crone. Message me for a personalised insult and a block.

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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 22h
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BELOW: Donald Trump considers bombing the Nobel Committee if they don't give him a peace prize this year.
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How is this clear? I have not seen anything that even suggests this is true. I’m ok with you wanting to defend your dude but it would be helpful if you found a reasonable defence.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Look what I got you Maine.” — “Rock Salt Suzie”
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fox hosts will be wearing their pants at half-zipper today to “honor” serial child molester Dennis Hastert.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A new statue titled “The Orange Plague”, also known as “King of Injustice”, by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt has been unveiled inside the European Parliament in Strasbourg, France, where it will remain through 8 October. Remember to stop by for a selfie if you have a chance. 😏📸
This sculpture is a satirical piece titled "[The Orange Plague] created by Danish artist Jens Galschiøt.

The Imagery: The 2.6-meter-tall, gold-plated bronze sculpture depicts a naked, oversized Donald Trump riding on the back of a smaller man. He is holding a golf club in one hand and a pair of scales in the other. 

The Meaning: According to Galschiøt, the piece is a satirical commentary on modern political power, climate policy, and the subversion of the rules-based international order. 

Recent Exhibition: In October 2026, the statue drew global headlines when it went on public display inside the European Parliament building in Strasbourg, France, organized by Danish MEP Per Clausen.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WiFi, and a power supply for your laptop. Easy to identify meeting place. Coffee is not the reason
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lovely little jaunty tune to go with it 🤣
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love that name :)
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pathetic…..
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This playful cat completely made the window cleaner’s day. Original post
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow first? Well done!
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who’s ready for No Kings? We’re getting an early start on making signs! ✊💚
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Truth 💥 🤣🎉
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well it would be corrected to ‘sing’ language, so a vocal display, I imagine.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dearest Allison- I will happily ignore yours if only you would extend me the same courtesy. Many thanks to one of my all -time favorite accounts, ❤️-Mar🐫
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hear immigrant children also have heartbeats.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The moment a cat mimics a dog just to grab its owner’s attention. Original post
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Fitbaw Joe 🍀 @joethetim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doesn't matter if Ireland get deducted points. Doesn't matter if they get kicked out of the competition. They must not play the games against those feckin demons. If they do the players will regret it for the rest their lives ⚽
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew I wasn’t an only child!
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Repukes are the party of death. 😡
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well done! They look tasty.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate when I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 22/09/2026
These are on sale at the UN gift shop.
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47X is a monomial @lorenchilson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That was no peace sign, he wants two more terms
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blondie013.bsky.social @blondie013.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fosters are desperately needed to save NYCACC dogs and puppies. Fostering is All Expenses Covered. If interested in adopting or fostering please check out: @notthesameone2.bsky.social @morgfairsdogs.bsky.social @princesskim.bsky.social You can DM them for info and applications. PLEASE REPOST
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For some reason I have a visual of Kegsbreath Pete peering down the front of multiple soldiers underwear in the morning, to see if he can detect a stiffy. Hey soldiers, welcome to the world of being merely the sum of your genitalia functionality. Women can help you acclimatise.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does your dog bite? No, he blesses. Original post
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Constance Wilds @constancewilds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How we will get around Portland, Oregon.
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Darth Vader Unicycle Bagpipers in Portland
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do we know which way they were voting? Because if it’s Republican, they can point to Trumps latest demand that they cheat at it and claim they were only obeying orders
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
This is Eugenics. Couple amping up the libido of their chosen specimens with their bid to lower the standards on human research subjects’ informed consent and mass deportation, and what other conclusion can be reached?
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For some reason I have a visual of Kegsbreath Pete peering down the front of multiple soldiers underwear in the morning, to see if he can detect a stiffy. Hey soldiers, welcome to the world of being merely the sum of your genitalia functionality. Women can help you acclimatise.
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Snopes debunked this though. And to be fair, the truckers are only just scraping by. They can’t really afford to miss a days pay.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FRIDAY FRIENDS #8 @gwynplaine2024.bsky.social @sgfuthey.bsky.social @steampunkkettle.bsky.social @mzstrega.bsky.social @onewickedwonka.bsky.social @unmitigatedgall.bsky.social @unspooling.bsky.social @sfowler.bsky.social @carlchri.bsky.social @plumbaby1.bsky.social @winecave.bsky.social
White text on a pink, silky background reads: After seeing Mitch McConnell alive, Im even more convinced that hes dead..
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Kitty Forman (Debra Jo Rupp) Laughing Hysterically
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
True. If You're Counting Time Spent On The Chamber Floor....🤔
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/09/2026
Look outside. Do you see snow? No?  Well, you will soon. You might also see $30/hr more in your pocket if you become an emergency snow shoveler.  Registration begins Saturday, September 19th. Sign up by November 30th for access to paid orientation and expedited payment processing.
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Emergency Snow Shovelers - DSNY
Emergency Snow Shovelers are called on after heavy snowfalls to remove snow and ice citywide from public areas like bus stops, crosswalks, fire hydrants, and step streets.
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TommyBoy @tampatom69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your Sunday morning sermon, from me to Y'all. "Don't be a bigoted asswipe." - Mouthy 86:47
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
meme graphic showing the rear view of a silver Honda CR-V parked in a garage. Mounted on the back door is a spare tire covered with a fabric print made up of dozens of different U.S. state license plates patterned together.

Top text: "Lets see the Flock cameras try to figure this one out"
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Strega @mzstrega.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This seems wrong. You’re saying there are two people more stupid than him? These feels like a statistical impossibility.
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