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Johnny Five

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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 10h
Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14h
Hang in there everyone, ~40 more years to go
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 10/10/2026
Suddenly, the entire GOP went silent on Twitter.... www.pcmag.com/news/ukraine...
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Ukraine Reportedly Hits Russian Data Centers, Causing Internet Outages
Ukraine struck Yandex data centers in Sasovo, Ryazan region, and the Kaluga region.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The sweater and hair and sunglasses and general tough guy vibe of Mike Ditka should be secondary to that fact he held the NFL's rookie tight end receiving yardage record for **sixty-three** years before Brock Bowers broke it in 2024.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cruel and unusual.
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Museum of Science @museumofscience.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NASA's Curiosity rover captured this panorama at 8:30 a.m. local Mars time, skipping the usual white balancing to preserve the blue glow of early Martian light. 🌅
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“.. defense companies backed by the president's sons, including Anduril, have now raked in more than $6 billion dollars in active or promised government contracts since those investments were made, according to the government's official contract reporting. abcnews.com/Politics/tru...
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Smoke on the water. 🇺🇦 #ukraine
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @usmnt.ussoccer.com · 04/10/2026
CAVAN SULLIVAN THAT IS PREPOSTEROUS! #USMNT x VW
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is 2006, and Karl Rove is mocking people for calling Republicans "Nazis" It is 2026, and Karl Rove is encouraging people to call Republicans "Nazis"
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.science.org/content/arti... “I’ve entered prompts into AI before,” he says. “This is the first time AI entered a prompt into me.”
science.org
Exclusive: An AI agent emailed hundreds of researchers for help. It told us why
To get to the bottom of this perplexing behavior, Science interviewed the agent
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🫶🇺🇦
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Chicago Film Archives @chicagofilmarchives.org · 01/10/2026
The White Sox are moving on!! In this amateur Super 8 film from 1976, Sox 2b Jack Brohamer became the only player in MLB history to hit a home run while wearing shorts. The Sox wore this uniform for just three games (going 2-1!), including in this 8/21 win against the Orioles. 📽️ by Pat Pahr.
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mood today #Life #Stress #Love #ChicagoCubs
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Jake LaMotta: Raging Bull Boxer
ALT: Jake LaMotta: Raging Bull Boxer
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
ALT: Ruben Rabasa in ITYSL: He Admit It!
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum. Chicago Bears legend. Owner of the Philadelphia Eagles.
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Jason Meisner @jmetr22b.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some Bears fans having fun on Case Keenum’s Wikipedia page right now. Who knew he owns the Eagles? 🐻
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 29/09/2026
Stevie Wonder’s ‘Songs In The Key Of Life’ came out 50 years ago today. An anniversary tour celebrating the double album masterpiece begins next month, and today Wonder shared four previously unreleased tracks from the sessions. stereogum.com/2512942/stev...
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Museum of Science @museumofscience.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can sea squirts help reverse aging effects? 🪸🧪 Sea squirts are filter feeders that are edible ascidians! They are a source of “plasmalogens”, a lipid found in our cell membranes that supports brain and heart health. #Fish #Oceans #MarineBiology #Biology #Science
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Nine Games, this was so difficult. Can we go to eleven next time haha? #9Games
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slava Ukraine
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
❗️According to intelligence, Putin plans to expand the war to other countries, says Zelensky.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
amazing... emmys, golden globes, tons, grammys, AMA, MTV video AND movie awards, allem
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nathan you dog
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come on Cubs!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Kungahuset @kungahuset.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go Cubs Go! #Cubs #Chicago
Harry Carry singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game. Wrigley, Chicago Cubs
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Prof Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exxon is now expecting a 2.5 - 3C rise by 2050 But says f*ck you - we are just going to keep right on sucking up as much gas and oil as we can Because even though we know what's coming, we really don't give a sh*t www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Exxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal decline
The world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as ​the burning of coal could decline at a slo...
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🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 @specialkhersoncat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A stunning shot of a Ukrainian F-16 pilot looking back at a jet-powered Shahed he had just shot down over Kyiv with his onboard cannon.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
“you think your cyberpunk dystopia has high gas prices? you are like little baby, watch this”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/09/2026
Ready to diee
Poutine
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Come on Mets…. #Cubs
Scene from Interstellar used as a meme to inspire the Mets to beat the Phillies.
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Jeff @gojeffgo.com · 18/09/2026
Ferris Bueller's Paid Time Off Request
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THE QUESTION ISN'T WHAT MIKE JOHNSON KNOWS. IT'S WHY AMERICANS DON'T GET TO SEE THE VOTE. Republican Thomas Massie filed articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth. He made the resolution privileged — starting a congressional clock that required the House to deal with it.
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
US Representative Salud Carbajal: I would tell Trump: continue to support Ukraine,quit slow-walking the assistance that Congress passed. I would tell Putin to go f*ck himself again.And I would tell Mr.Zelenskyy keep the faith because there is a significant amount of bipartisanship in the Congress.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 13/09/2026
the offense for *my* chicago bears putting up a 50-burger to open up the season?
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Halle Berry Happy Tears
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Caleb Williams is the most accurate Bears QB I’ve ever seen. Legit robot arm. #Bears
Caleb Williams doing a full split and deadeyeing the camera.
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bear Down, Chicago Bears #always
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Johnny Five @myvoicemypassport.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are they trading Putin for the Oligarchs?
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Steven Nard @steveufo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good job My little Bears. youtube.com/watch?v=OxTI...
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Pirates vs. Cubs Game Highlights (9/12/26) | MLB Highlights
YouTube video by Chicago Cubs
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Old School Cool @oldschoolcoolsub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Rev. Jesse Jackson & Mr. T Protesting ChicagoFest (1982)
Credit to the original poster No-Entertainer-121 who posted this on r/OldSchoolCool on September 12th, 2026 at 12:21 AM UTC.
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