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DD Wind

@mxhoovddwind.bsky.social
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Sketch comedian, improviser, copy editor, short fiction writer. They/them. The one who hoovs.

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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
substack.com/@hoovddwind/...
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Hoov’s News (@hoovddwind)
A lot of people today have said some beautiful things about Dolly Parton. I don’t know how to add to it. When people don’t know what to say about the recently departed, they say the first thing that c...
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m backing these up because I don’t trust meta for shit. Plus this means people might actually read them. If they start to catch on I’ll expand into individual character accounts but that’s a big if.
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Franken-Pattern @franken-pattern.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
All well-loved people do that, right??
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Paradicelost @paradicelost.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So then he doesn’t need a $1 billion dollar bunker, just a few hundred bucks worth of bulletproof glass. Deal!
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Belcaro @belcaro.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Felon jinxed the Knicks.
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Elon Musk tried to be real-life Tony Stark by fucking around w/ ai & trying to go to space like Reed Richards and instead he’s just become Hank Pym, the abusive ex-husband who will always be remembered as the creator of Ultron but for sex predators. What a revoltin’ development.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Multiple warning signs suggest trouble ahead for Trump — and the GOP
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Multiple warning signs suggest trouble ahead for Trump — and the GOP
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Neil but ready for fall (the season or “of the regime”) @burghpunk.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I assume he’s late because they’re figuring out a new form of corruption
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
we’re forming a team 😎😎😎
Amanda Seyfried says "socialism is a gorgeous
¡dea" as she grapples with the current state of America:
"How about we all don't have any kind of agendas? How about our agenda is take care of each other? I know [socialism] doesn't work perfectly, or that people understand what the word actually means. For me, it's taking care of each other. If I have more money, I can spend more money on other people"
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Democrats are leaking photos feom Epstein Island Who the fuck keeps a photo like this on their desk?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Parents don’t want politics in their schools, Greg.
Gov. Greg Abbott sits beside Turning Point USA representatives at an outdoor press event, announcing a partnership to expand TPUSA chapters to every Texas high school.
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
'Enough': Coordinated strikes accuse US giant of shocking labor violations
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'Enough': Coordinated strikes accuse US giant of shocking labor violations
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this."

Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS."

Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?"

Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Y’ever think, “I’d be criminally insane or dead were it not for this hand computer I got from child labor”? No? Me either. Good talk. Go sports.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This was the first movie to successfully clone its actors for stunt purposes. None of them made it through production alive. That’s why the Lost World only features Ian Malcolm as Jeff Goldblum cannot killed.
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Kat 🕊️ @smith83k.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
#QuoteOfTheDay #Quotes #Pinks
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Now make God Laugh.
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It’s hard to insult maga’s intelligence any more than the US Department of Energy already is.
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I just signed Jupiter's petition with All Out that could really change things for LGBT+ people. Add your name and join me in the fight for LGBT+ rights! a.allout.org/s/vLZpy/
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Sign now to take action against Trump's transphobic attacks
Trump’s anti-trans agenda is clear: stripping protections, banning gender-affirming care & forcing trans women into men’s prisons. California can fight back with SB 59 to protect trans privacy! Sign n...
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deffeddie.bsky.social @deffeddie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=Mwu3...
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Kimmel BURIES CBS and TRUMP Over Colbert Firing
YouTube video by Really American
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Twitter misses yelling at us.
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Sign the Petition
Tell Warner Bros: Stop Funding Hate on X. Pull your ads.
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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Unmask ICE.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Our alliance with Ukraine kept us informed about the latest military technology. It’s important for the Chinese to understand that we no longer care about any of that. by Elbridge Colby
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Ethan Nichtern @ethannichtern.com · 10/07/2025
Senator Brad Lander sounds phenomenal to me.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/07/2025
If you watch the video of Brad Lander being arrested, it’s very clear who is assaulting whom.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
he's right and he's right to say it
screenshot of a Facebook post by Corey Robin, which says: "By the way, did you all notice how Zohran made affordability a central issue of his campaign without selling out trans kids or shitting on immigrants? Might be some lessons there. Just a thought."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Wow! I sure feel both freer and safer!
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
What an absolute shit show.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 26/06/2025
Breaking news: The White House plans to limit classified intelligence sharing with Congress after leaks to the press of an early assessment undermined President Trump’s claim that U.S. airstrikes obliterated Iranian nuclear facilities.
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White House to limit intelligence sharing, skip Gabbard at Senate Iran briefing
The White House will limit intelligence sharing to Congress after leaks of an early assessment undermined Trump’s claim that U.S. airstrikes obliterated Iran’s nuclear program.
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🌙 ✨𝟒𝟎𝟒𝐀𝐌𝐀 ✨🌙 @404ama.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Telekinesis // Jedi June 2025 My oc Cirz rotating a Holocron with the Force. I think they are like puzzles that require a skill to open the knowledge within them. #oc #starwars #ocsky #jedi #jedijune
Drawing of red-headed Pantoran Jedi padawan sitting on the grass crosslegged, his hands are outstretched and pieces of a holocron float around him. He is looking up at a cloudy sky. Stars dance in his eyes.
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Scarecrow Video @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
On June 20, 1975, JAWS opened in theaters and ushered in the summer blockbuster. In recognition of its 50th anniversary, we're playing ALL the Jaws movies today.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
We still have no idea who the ICE agents are. They could be insurrectionists, extremist militiamen or criminals themselves, chasing law-abiding citizens down the street for recording their kidnappings. The odds they aren't are low. Congress must raise hell about this. A masked gang runs our country.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 20/06/2025
After 450 million years of evolutionary history, shark populations are collapsing, and more than a third of shark species and their relatives face extinction. Now scientists are trying to use the lure of “Jaws” to advance shark conservation efforts.
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‘Jaws’ made people fear sharks. 50 years later, can it help save them?
Scientists are using the lure of Steven Spielberg's blockbuster to aid shark conservation efforts.
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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Seriously, they're the worst!
This smoking a cigarette, and the text says Jesus, watching the worst people on the planet claim to be his followers
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Stephen Miller in colllege.
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dick cheney is brat @captainahab.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
KABC is so funny right now. The reporters on the ground keep saying "yeah the cops just started this for no reason" and then the anchors go "gee those protestors better calm down"
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
dashcon ball pit
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Nathan Rabin @nathanrabin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Mr. Watson, come here; I want to see you.
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🇨🇦Jay Stephens🇨🇦 @jstephenscomics.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Yeah we did. www.ign.com/articles/cat...
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Catacomb of Torment Pays Tribute to the Most Iconic Horror Comic Cover of All Time - IGN
Oni Press' revived EC Comics line is paying tribute to its own grisly history with a cover that pays tribute to the most infamous and iconic horror comic of all time.
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🇨🇦Jay Stephens🇨🇦 @jstephenscomics.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Some Tutenstein love. Nice to be vaguely remembered! www.cbr.com/tutenstein-p...
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Fans of The Mummy Need to Watch This Forgotten 22-Year-Old Horror Cartoon
The Mummy frightened audiences with nightmares about the world of Ancient Egypt, but a forgotten 2000s horror series helped the world understand it.
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DD Wind @mxhoovddwind.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
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Rhiannon Kagoe @rhiannonkagoe.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
why did he do that ✨ #rats
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Alicia @aliciablackgirl.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Wanting humans to not be murdered in horrific atrocious ways should be easy!!! Free Palestine
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