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Max Burbank

@mxburbank.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!

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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙞𝙢 🌊 @tim1andonly.bsky.social · 19h
The President of the United States is a blackmailed pedophile.
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 18h
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't take tips on virtue from a man who used a pic of his stillborn child for a GoFundMe campaign for his children's burial garden named "Lincoln’s Place" when the project was never built, and Ogles repeatedly refused to disclose what happened to the tens of thousands of dollars donated.
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castawayfarmtoo.bsky.social @castawayfarmtoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus wept. Someone wrote that for him and told him it was a joke. I think maybe his staff hates him and he doesn't know it.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This keeps happening.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
The American Bar Association laid out the receipts. Big donors get appointments. Big money flows in, investigations disappear, pardons follow, regulations loosen and foreign governments get favorable treatment. The article calls it an “unprecedented pay-to-play culture.” #PayToPlayPresident
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 01/10/2026
CEO compensation has increased 1,316% since 1978. And worker compensation? Just 28%. The system is rigged. We need to start taxing the rich so they pay their fair share.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're angry about the men at Cornell University, wait until I tell you about the men in the White House, the Pentagon, health and human services, and on the Supreme Court.
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thing I am sure of: They will siphon money off this project for personal gain. They will uncover zero evidence supporting their claim, will in fact uncover evidence disproving their claim, they will lie about it, they will get caught, there will be no consequences.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Beardos, weirdos and wimps" JD Vance, Stephen Miller and Mike Johnson."
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#OneDayCloser
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's more than not trusting what they say. It is statistically sound to assume that any claim they make is a lie.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
16 Trucking Companies Just Went Bankrupt in 30 Days
At least 16 U.S. trucking and logistics companies have filed for Chapter 7 or Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the past month. The freight sector is under serious pressure.
Soaring diesel prices are the biggest culprit. Rising insurance rates, equipment maintenance, and labor costs are piling on. Some carriers filed Chapter 11 to restructure their debt and keep trucks rolling.
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Senator Jeff Merkley @merkley.senate.gov · 30/09/2026
I’m on the Senate floor to force a vote to block Trump’s illegal line item veto of funding already authorized by Congress. He’s violating the Constitution—we need to stop it!
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
newrepublic.com/post/216045/... Hegseth Announces Two Out of Four Horsemen in Place.
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Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military
Pete Hegseth revealed that the men will help direct a project to determine the future of the military.
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fraugenau.bsky.social @fraugenau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The president of the United States is a convicted felon.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/10/2026
My favorite news today is that Riley Gaines lost in court, and there’s no fifth place in court.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you think Marco Rubio hate Donald Trump. I bet he does. I bet he hates Donald a Trump a lot. Way back before Trump came on the scene, Rubio was viewed by many as the future of the Republican party. Now his legacy is going to be as a series of unkind footnotes.
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JanFromTheBruce 🍁 @janfromthebruce.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every day I am going to post this (permission from Del Schilling). Will you join me? Over 5700+ Missing & Murdered Indigenous Women & Girls #MMIWG #cdnpoli
A group of Indigenous women holding signs to raise awareness for MMIWG. There are large poster boards of pictures of the missing women. They are on Parliament Hill in Ottawa, the location of Canada's federal government.
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Jason Salmon @jsalmoncomedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he doesn’t understand the difference between the Atlanta Hawks & the Iowa Hawkeyes women’s team This would definitely help explain why people like him think there’s so many men playing in women’s sports 
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAGA is always railing about masculinity. and it's bullshit. If Schmitt was in any way manly, he'd come forward and say "I did a dumb thing yesterday. I called a man a dirt bag and I was absolutely wrong, something just a little fact checking on my part would have revealed, and so I apologize."
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Facts, plain and straightforward 💯🎯
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe it's me, but I think Cornell has a serious identity problem and they need to decide right now whether they are going to do vigorous reform or just dig in and defend the indefensible until they have to close up shop and sell the property. The Rape Tolerant University is a bad brand.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#ScmittHead #SchmittForBrains #SchmittsHimself
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Anthony Flanagan @theviceroyofco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The President of the United States is a rapist and a pedophile.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Since officially changing the names of things is NOT a presidential power and yet the president keeps doing it anyway, I have to assume that power belongs to everyone. I am therefore changing Donald Trump's name to Perineum J. Wearsapullup. The "J" is for Jackstick.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/09/2026
Dead on balls accurate!
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026
tom cruise should make a movie about the women in his life who either have been missing for nearly twenty years or who had to enact elaborate schemes to escape their relationship with him. that would probably bring back Cinema or whatever
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/09/2026
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The entire GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith is an American Hero his unwavering commitment to facts, the unbiased rule of law, and the Constitution a light cutting through the fog, in an epic, dangerous storm
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
TILLIS: can the classified documents case be brought again in the future? JACK: we dismissed it without prejudice YESSSSS
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
Breaking: The Texas Tribune has identified the ICE agent who witnesses say fired through an open van window and killed 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston nearly three months ago.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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naugtynonnie.bsky.social @naugtynonnie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I call this photo "Why is every room I'm in filled with human shaped things making mouth noises? I can't remember the last time I saw a real, actual person. Honestly, I can't remember if I've ever seen a person shaped thing that was a real person. I might be the only one."
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We have a name. I hope that makes Gregory Feathers at least half as afraid as the humans he hunts for a living. I hope it's hard for him to sleep. I hope his every off work hour is spent obsessively thinking "Do they know what I've done? Do they know who I am?"
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The polls are comforting and that's nice, but we need to shoot for no votes for any Republican candidate. Zero. Of course that won't happen, but only a totally crushing defeat will keep American Fascism from creeping back in ten years, if not sooner. The GOP has to be over.
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The President of the United States is a sexual predator.
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