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Max Burbank

@mxburbank.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!

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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 1h
Has any reporter got the stones to ask Trump if the job of president is right for him?
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 1h
Ls it really "can't" if you make no attempt? Who knows if they could get a candidate. What we know is they can't be bothered. Apparently, this constant level of public embarrassment is preferable to doing anything resembling work.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 1h
Seriously, does anyone NOT think that? I'm including his closest supporters and immediate family.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 1h
A ZACHARIA IS JUST UNDER 1/2 A SCARAMUCCI
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 1h
I have it on excellent authority the next Press Secretary is going to be a barrel of raw sewage with a blonde wig on top, googly eyes pasted on the front and a voice chip that tells you about how it used to be an Olympic pole vaulter.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 1h
Well, he probs didn't want any smelly old people votes anyway.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 2h
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u... Less then 1/2 a SCARAMUCCI!!! A NEW WORLD RECORD!!!
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Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Fired After 5 Days
The ouster came as Ms. Zacharia was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 2h
Wait... is this post meant to imply that the thing you should "wear" at the gym is a mostly naked Donald Trump? Like, you should put him on you?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 6h
JD VANCE CALLING ABDUL EL-SAYED A WEASEL IS RICH THE REINVENTION TOUR 🤡 Born James Donald Bowman, changed his name twice 🤡 Compared Trump to Hitler, then became his VP 🤡 Called Trump a “moral disaster,” now kisses his ass 🤡 Admitted he was willing to “create stories” to get media attention
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 6h
Imagine you paid millions of dollars to a plastic surgeon to reshape your entire head, and you came out looking like if Shane Gillis slept outside and lost his razor. If he thinks he looks good, it's no Fucking wonder Cyber Trucks look like they do.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 6h
BUT RON, BE FAIR! She says some unnamed people told her it was fine! THEY TOLD HER IT WAS FINE TO DO THAT!!!
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 6h
Can we ad "child sex trafficking" to the list of indulgences these F-ers grant themselves?
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 6h
www.reuters.com/world/europe... So... officially, as a matter of policy, UYkraine is now an enemy? I'm not supporting any action, but if Ukraine struck us now, they would be justified.
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EXCLUSIVE: Order to limit Starshield for Ukraine came from inside White House, sources say
The order to limit a satellite system used by Ukraine ​for battlefield communications and drone operations came from inside the White House, according to two US officials and a Western official briefe...
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 15/10/2026
It’s time to hold the bankers who financed Jeffrey Epstein accountable.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 15h
I continue to never regret voting for Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thirty years ago, Susan Collins promised Maine voters she’d serve only two terms. Now she’s a multimillionaire asking them for a sixth. Her current net worth is estimated to be roughly $6.8 million. Not bad for a Senate salary of $174,000 per year.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 7h
I think at this point it might behoove the Trump administration to release a list of anyone at all any of them have ever worked with who is not some kind of sex criminal.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Note: the Alexander Brothers represented Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in their 2021 purchase of a Florida mansion for $24 million.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 7h
I feel like the bare minimum Oprah owes the nation is to step up to a mic and apologize for being a terrible judge of character.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 7h
She is daddy’s dream.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 14/10/2026
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 7h
Can you provide a link supporting this? I'm not saying you are incorrect, but I'd sure like to see the supporting evidence.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 7h
I was never a golfer, I think it's become an elitist sport for the wealthy, but I never felt it was utterly tainted until Trump. Now if you say you love golf, I instantly wonder if you are an utterly corrupt child predator. I'm not kidding. It's the sport of shits.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 7h
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... An infiormative article married by a sanewashing headline. Look up the word "Refugee." There is NO SUCH THING as a white, Afrikaner refugee.
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Trump wants more Afrikaner refugees while others are stuck due to his ‘cruel’ policies
Thousands of vetted and approved refugees are suffering as Trump restricts quotas and prioritizes white South Africans
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 9h
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“More than 100 elected officials have joined me in calling on parking lot and garage owners across New York City: Don’t give ICE a place to operate. Don’t rent to them. Tell them they’re not welcome.

Last week, ICE agents shot Oscar Belgal in the neck in Marble Hill while his 5-year-old son sat in the car. They had been staging nearby in a private parking lot.

Our city laws keep ICE off public property. Now, we’re calling on private property owners to do the same. One garage on Morton Street already removed ICE vehicles after neighbors spoke out. Every owner has that power.”
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21h
Nine former FBI employees who worked on Trump’s classified documents case sued FBI Director Kash Patel and Attorney General Todd Blanche today, they were unlawfully fired for doing their jobs.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 8h
So, Ukraine is now officially an enemy? We are certainly no longer treating them as allies. Would the administration care to publicly state exactly what they consider our relationship with Ukraine to be?
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 8h
Here's what I know for sure: Susie Wiles knows where millions of bodies are buried, and there's a decent chance Trump is going to "forget" to pardon her.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Zelenskyy might be saving our democracy. The mad genius is bombing Russian data centers linked to FAKE NEWS bot farms. Without them, Putin’s midterm influence will accidentally fall from a 30th floor window. I 💙 Ukraine 🇺🇦
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CoachN @coachn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Do me a favor. Pretend this is FDR, and replace “Zelenskyy” with “Churchill” in his quote. Then, perhaps, you may get the depth of Trump’s betrayal of global democracy in favor of fascism. Not a false historical equivalency. A very apt and direct one.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 18h
Thanks!
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 23h
He's not going to be able to outrun this forever. In fact, I think pretty much the second we have a Democrat president, I think he's toast.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
www.wsj.com/business/med... Among the many things this means either that Trump when he over road Susie Wiles to bring Zacharia on that no one had vetted her, or that they knew she was lying about being a lawyer and didn't bother to tell Trump, or that she told him and he didn't;t give a shit.
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Exclusive | White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam
Zacharia has previously referred to herself as a lawyer in public appearances.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When you make a copy, there's deterioration in image quality. Very small, no big deal. But make a copy of that copy, and then a copy of that copy, well... MAGA pretty far along I that practice. And the original is Ivanka. So the starting point is pretty awful.
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#KatiePhangIsABadass
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/business/202... Welcome to the Golden Age of America.
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US inflation rose to 3.7% in September in blow to Republicans before midterms
Final inflation report before voters go to polls comes amid widespread anger over cost of living under Trump
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elinissley.bsky.social @elinissley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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David Saia @gentilidiot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In Normal Times, news like this would call for restraint—a wait-and-see attitude. But we know better now, and can clearly see this for what it is. #ThisIsFascism apnews.com/article/ilha...
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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KlamorKitten (She/Her) @klamorkitten.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It looks like karma might finally be rearing her ugly head. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
dailymail.com
Saudi prince is 'moving between heavily guarded palaces with bunkers'
Mohammed bin Salman, 41, has for the past six days reportedly been moving between heavily guarded palaces with bunkers.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/10/2026
Russia lost data centers - MAGA lost its best and brightest.
Warning BSKY - possible ai slop
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Any man who calls himself an alpha male shouldn’t be allowed near any woman’s drink.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Talarico: I've heard credible reports that Ken Paxton has a serious medical condition that causes clinical levels of cowardice. People are concerned. He has asked for proof of life from me. I'm asking for proof of spine from him.
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BIG D GRANDROYAL @bigdgrandroyal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fox is garbage.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Zelenskyy: “Don’t attack us. Don’t kill our children. We will stop attacking your diesel. I think it’s a fair deal.”
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Max Burbank @mxburbank.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think we need to normalize referring to Trump as "Russian Spokesperson Donald Trump" instead of "president Donald Trump."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hang it in the Louvre.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WANTING A CHILD
BORN IS PRO-BIRTH
WANTING A CHILD
FED
HOUSED EDUCATED
WITH PARENTS WHO EARN A
LIVING WAGE
IS PRO-LIFE!
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