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mws621

@mws621.bsky.social
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Baseball, football, politics, whiskey, beer, dogs. Astros. SMU. Lawyer, writer, talker, waster of time.

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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 6h
Nope. This was very British high tea. Finger sandwiches, confectioneries, and the sort.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 6h
In other news, I went to afternoon high tea today for the first time. It was at Sketch in London, and the whole experience felt like a Wes Anderson movie (approvingly). Did you know high tea can last 2+ hours? I did not.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 7h
And everyone is wearing parkas and sweaters, multiple layers. Meanwhile I’m wearing a button-up shirt and an unzipped fleece and I’ve been sweating like a whore in church.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 7h
When I was here in April, I only rode the tube a few times. When I was first here 14 years ago, we rode it a lot. But for the life of me, I cannot remember the Underground being as warm as it is here. It’s in the 50s outside but I feel like TfL could grow papayas in each car.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So many Eagles fans in central London this morning. Thinking of yelling out “Go Birds!” to see what kind of reaction I get.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You will watch this to the end
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh Is that what he’s doing. Another word for it is ‘bribe.’
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lotta fireworks (I think) going off in Southwark.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if i were a baseball manager i would do things like bring in a left-handed reliever to face a right-handed batter just to see if it would get in the batter’s head — “why would he do that? what does he know?” — and cause him to weakly ground out to third base i wouldn’t last a week
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway, the food in London rocks.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To spend days, weeks, months, making peace with your fate, to close your eyes for what you think is the final time, only to wake up again in a hospital…yeah I’d be pretty fucking angry and confused too.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Extraordinarily strong “I lived bitch!” vibes.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my most treasured possessions is an original set photograph—not a reprint—of her and Cary Grant in front the Mount Rushmore. I’d take a picture and share but, well, you know, kinda 5,000 miles away from it at the moment.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You haven’t really lived until a pretty English pub server brings you your food and says “will there be anything else Love?”
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Back on my (London) bullshit.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 05/10/2026
every ad i see now is for AI, gambling, GLP-1s or gambling
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s an especially vile ant-Talarico ad here in Texas that ends with “he’s for they/them, not for you.”
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She gave up practice and, last I heard, she works for a company that does CLE’s.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Makes me think of a girl I went to law school with. After a moot court tournament in Austin, we stopped at a bar in San Marcos on the way back. She ordered onion rings and then proceeded to strip and eat the breading from each one, while discarding the onions to the side of the plate.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have not gotten over the fact that, at halftime, Al Michaels eats a steak with no sides because he hates vegetables.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Puro.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Putting this on my resume.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neal Brown is the most North Texas coach to North Texas coach.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s hilarious how obvious it is that Rodgers just does not want to be hit.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Britini?
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Or was it Britney.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brittany is going to stay up late listening to Aaron bitch about this tonight.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100%. They’re incredibly common here.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn biden really let netanyahu have it whoa
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/10/2026
maybe instead of posting about baseball y’all should work on making sure the base goes to the ballot box
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will be in London for a month starting next week. I will be seeking this out.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Presented without comment :
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO
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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So glad I get to be among the first to experience this on Monday.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😹 ted cruz not shaking those zodiac rumors
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching Silent Running for the first time and have to say a botanist forgetting that light is needed for photosynthesis is a pretty bad plot hole.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, not THE Pedro Guerrero, right? IYKYK.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is the thanks you get for cozying up to fascists
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I had gotten hit by a car to get this photo it would have been worth it
A man in a black helmet and khaki motorcycle gear rides his motorcycle down a street in Manhattan. In the motorcycle’s sidecar, a dog that looks like a heeler mix stands at attention with his front paws up on the front of the sidecar, his eyes protected by a set of khaki motorcycle goggles. The dog is wearing a harness that sort of looks like a biker vest. He appears to be having the time of his life.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t watch Sportscenter much. Scott Van Pelt has spent 15 minutes teasing what’s coming and then immediately bouncing to a commercial without running any segments. Nothing against SVP but what a garbage channel ESPN has become.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Matthew McConaughey too!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4. Plenty of time to continue pointing out to anyone who’ll listen that this is a wage suppression act 5. For real, fuck Nick Saban for pushing this
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe it got this far tbh. I think it’s a very bad bill and hope it fails the house
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum having an absolutely charmed evening in Chicago.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Politicians are just convinced that they need to make less enjoyable every aspect of life.
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mws621 @mws621.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Sir, he was a government worker, a husband, and a dog lover. Show some compassion and respect.” “I….I was talking about Hitler…”
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