Reposted by Mutable Joe(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That 771198247
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i like this song because michael stipe is clearly enjoying himself putting on a country twang 020
Reposted by Mutable JoeStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's the stupidest joke you most have to fight the urge to tell? Mine is not replying to questions about whether I have any allergies with 'we'll find out together, I guess'. 32759232
Reposted by Mutable JoeHalo @eatmyhalo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Beach shells making the jump to light speed 1616
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is probably how man city players sign their contracts 0202
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026can't think of anything less legally binding then when you have to scrawl your signature on a phone using your finger 1303
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026wait, I could claim I was in slipknot and no one could prove otherwise 110
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dealing with a difficult teenager, I want to try the carrot and stick approach but i can't remember which one you shove up first 3320
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026for legal reasons this doesn't include never say never again 0232
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026does america count as great britain or not anymore 170
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026explaining to americans about man city and how it's a special town that only men can live in 1263
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026not to be one of those dads who complains about TV show lists but I have a bone to kick 2201
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*whatsapp dads group chat* me: there's a list online phil: looking now jeff: what list me: best TV shows jeff: on it syed: done 3 opinions already me: I'm doing bluesky who's got threads phil: I did threads last time me: not doing threads syed: someone has to do threads jeff: fine I'll do threads 06713
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if "bonekickers" not in list: raise ListBollocksException() 0211
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026do you really fancy Keanu Reeves or is it a psychologically displaced longing to own a labrador 2213
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026yes, doing that would make it more efficient and useful but that's not a goal we have, our goal is that it should be like it was before 0220
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"why don't you just knock the wall through, make more space" "why are there two sides when there's loads of political parties" "why is there a coffee table" be quiet american 161
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we like to make fun of american politics but remember that when they see our house of commons they see our MPs in a room that doesn't have enough seats for them 1100
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026again, don't what an mfer it, is it like m is for mummy 110
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm so bad at cooking the only way i could win masterchef would be as an ingredient 2455
Reposted by Mutable JoeLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again… 1447694
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026britain would not be rich or powerful but it would be tidy 240
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026statistically speaking, if you take into account the history of the earth, we all live in a diplodocus culture 180
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it seems to boil down to "I've been sat here for quite a while so it's mine" 170
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026maybe it's to do with how human brains have evolved to frame things in terms of time, we view the last few generations as important but there's no logical reason to do that 150
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's interesting how people relate ethnicity and culture to areas of land when really it's all a mish mash 2101
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am Welsh and all the English are either French or Viking, robbing Britain of its Celtic heritage 4111
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026blame cyclists, it may not be true but it would be terrific discourse 190
Reposted by Mutable JoeRick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Don Siegel, 1956) 3234
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sometimes i wish the world was flat so the flat earthers could fuck off further 1131
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026so many people come on this website just to complain, i was up all night with an upset stomach do you hear me complaining? yes, as i've explained that is why i come 0260
Reposted by Mutable JoeREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK 15895181
Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026judge: due to your history of violence upon release you will be required to wear an ankle monitor achilles: are you taking the piss 0142
