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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Calling landlords leeches is actually very offensive to leeches

Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Those "true wireless" earbuds with the little charging pod are pretty handy for always having headphones on you, but sometimes you want aux capability too, so I propose that the pod should have an aux port and allow it to act as a bluetooth adapter for the buds.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

why do they make brooms out of stuff that dust sticks to? I can't get it in the dust pan because it's all stuck to the broom

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

inventing a fridge for ADHD havers that's twice as wide bit half as deep, so shit can't get pushed to the back and forgotten until it becomes a biohazard

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The thing you have to remember about Peta is that their actions, while insane, are not actually hypocritical, because the actual core of their philosophy is a desire to end all domestication. They kill all those animals because they think domesticated animals should go extinct.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I didn't like the Windows 95 maze screensaver when I was a kid because it bothered me that the walls had no thickness.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Obviously Mitch McConnell is gone, but the fact that his meat was able to be removed from the hospital without immediately spoiling is a genuine shock to me.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Do you think Superman is covered with Kryptonian follicular mites, and if so, do they also have superpowers?

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The movie RED 2 features a reverse Kojima name, where a guy called "The Frog" actually earned that name from a convoluted mass assassination using dart frog venom, but also he's French.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

A Steam Deck and a much smaller MagicX XU Mini M handheld leaning on it

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Do you think people in Star Trek have to poop, or can they just beam the waste directly out of their colons?

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Breaking in my new handheld with a little help from @quest64official.bsky.social

A MagicX XU Mini M handheld displaying the Quest 64 title screen

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Women have varied and nuanced feelings about me. Fish are pretty chill with me.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Matt Murdock from Marvel knows what everyone looks like naked all the time.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The more marginalized people Hegseth pushes out of the military, the easier it is to unilaterally condemn the entire military and every single person in it, so that's a plus at least.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I wonder where my package is. Let me check the tracking.

zoomed in shot of a package tracking scene that just says "China"

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If Wolfenstein 3d, Doom (1993), Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, etc. are "Boomer Shooters", there must be other generations of shooters we can define.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I used to be really down on the V-22 Osprey, but after doing some research, Ive determined that the Osprey, while imperfect, is a fine vehicle, and the problem, as it often is, is Marines. We need to stop letting them touch any machine more complex than a drip coffee maker.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If Rowling wrote her insipid wizard books today, she'd put two lightning bolt scars on the protagonist

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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 10/08/2026

a trans woman should be allowed to dominate a sport and expect to be celebrated for that

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I will always stand with you 🏳️‍⚧️

In final fantasy tactics an edited screen shot shows the trans flag and colors on a ally country saying “Will you stand with us because they might come for you next?” To which the main character who represents the poster says “No, I'll stand with you because they're coming
Tor you now.”

Because if you fuck with my trans friends or people I will fucking come for you

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My dad deliberately leaves the Oreo package open because he likes them stale, but he says dunking them in milk ruins both the cookie and the milk. So I guess you could say I have a family history of mental illness.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Opportunity for some great jokes when Circe turns Miss Piggy's crew into pigs, too.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The best company name in the world is Saab AB. AB is short for Aktiebolag, which means "Limited Company," equivalent to the English "Ltd." or "Corp." Saab is an acronym for Svenska Aeroplan AB. Their name is Sweden Airplane Corporation Corporation.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Referring to McDonnell Douglas as "Mickey D" from now on

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Got so caught up in the hype cycle for Ace Combat 8 that I invented a new fictional F-5 variant to be the early game plane for my Ace Combat self-insert who I also made out of pure hype.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Either Red Team is doing undercover pen testing at a hospital in Montana, or Deviant Ollam has a doppelganger.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I know what COINTELPRO is, but I constantly misread it as Coin Tel Pro, which sounds like one of those machines you dump your change into

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Getting my parents an aura frame and then just filling it with memes they don't understand

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

"What do you make of a society that is so primitive that it clings to the belief that certain words in its language are so powerful that they could corrupt you the moment you hear them?" Frank Zappa

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

bumblebee lost in the sauce

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Ace Combat 8 idea: bring back propeller planes and have prop-only lobbies in multiplayer

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If Gentoo is so good, how come they never made a Genthree?

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Jumping spiders are kitty and wolf spiders are doggy.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

This dumb plant is gonna have a bad day next time I ride my motorcycle.

A small wildflower growing through the spokes of a parked motorcycle.

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 16/06/2026

new game: watch Star Trek The Next Generation and every time picard says "COME." you do

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"What if I were to take inmates and disguise them as my own squadron? Oh ho, delightfully devilish." -Colonel McKinsey, Ace Combat 7

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

If I were Damocles, I would have scooched the throne a couple feet to the left

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I'd love to see some prequel Ace Combat stuff. What was Strangereal up to in the 1960s? The F-4 is in almost every AC game as a starter plane, but what if it was one of the newest guys in the sky?

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I got IDKHOW's 1981 Extended Play on cassette, and it doesn't have a window like every other cassette I've ever seen, so it's impossible to visually identity where in the tape you are.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Seller: Good news! Your order has shipped! Click here to track! UPS:

Tim Robinson saying "I didn't do fucking shit!"

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Why is my car's front bumper in art of rally (2020) magnetically attracted to every guard rail and rock on the map? I gently sideswipe the rail taking a corner too fast and my car whips around to lock the front against it.

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My nocturnal ass: 9am, time to be asleep. The horny mourning dove right outside my bedroom window: HOO HOO! HOO HOO! HOO HOO!

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

TOSLINK is really funny. We're going to transmit sound... as light. Fuck you.

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/06/2026

i think daily life would be much more interesting if every morning you got to choose from one of three randomly selected upgrades (e.g. sliced bananas on cereal, +0.1% to walk speed, homing missiles)

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Musketeer @musketeerfox.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Things I want in Ace Combat 8 but am worried I probably won't get: - Explorable hub area between missions. Let me walk around the carrier instead of just having cutscenes there. - Improved gun handling to bring it in line with Project Wingman, or even better, At Skies Edge. - Co-op campaign mode

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