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Tooting Newsie @tootingnewsie.bsky.social · 8m
Ned is still missing – has anyone seen him? #Tooting
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 3m
Presumably before he found X and YouTube..
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 2h
Far too many shouty records on the 6music playlist currently 🥾
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R Phelps @greygosling.bsky.social · 4h
what's a sixth of UK GDP between friends?
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 14h
Arguably Netflix is a iPlayer-style service given it came several years before!
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 14h
Filmed in May
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 14h
Cost per viewer, undoubtedly the best value thing the Beeb makes. Podcast > BBC2 > BBC1
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 14h
I also liked his orange hoody / coat thing
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Paintings of London @paintingsoflondon.bsky.social · 19h
'Wasteground with Houses, Paddington' (1970–72) by Lucian Freud (Garden Museum)
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21h
Not sure why anyone bothers with anti-AI activism when the most effective strategy would be to just point as many microphones as possible to its most vocal champions.
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Leonardo Carella @leonardocarella.bsky.social · 22h
In other words, a 10 percent contraction in one of Britain’s most successful exports. If it were steel or fish or other infinitely less profitable sectors, people would be having a meltdown.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 22h
TRUMP. KNIFE.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 23h
I'm sorry if this is obvious but the Tory proposal to exempt family homes completely from IHT will lead to 1] pensioners buying the biggest houses they possibly can 2] pensioners refusing to downsize which can only be bad news for younger families trying to buy family homes
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two words: Lisa Nandy.
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Pavlos Vasilopoulos @pavlosvas1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unlike other sectors that form part of Labour’s superego, the BBC is cutting 1,800–2,000 jobs, but this doesn’t seem to bother anyone in the government.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or they could just be claiming dead people’s pensions like the previous ‘blue zones’!
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.
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Steve Rosenberg @bbcstever.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"In this building lived and worked journalist Anna Politkovskaya. Killed 7 October 2006"
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How sheepish is Europe? This map shows the distribution of sheep across Europe. Source: buff.ly/dSfHDOe
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Straightforwardly Nazi shit here
bbc.co.uk
Western civilisation is 'at an inflection point' Rubio says in speech overloooking Acropolis
In a speech overlooking the Acropolis, the US Secretary of State also said the US believes Europe "can awaken from its long slumber".
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am currently reserving a 5.09% 2year fix CURSING Trump.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t believe the Last Leg is still going. Jokes write themselves…
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the new Private Eye
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Saturday Mornings @saturdaymornings.co.uk · 07/10/2026
Here's Andi explaining (or trying to...) how they've made it easier for you to use that new fangled Email to get in touch with Live & Kicking. Letters and faxes seem a lot simpler... #saturdaymornings
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Henry Dyer @direthoughts.com · 07/10/2026
Baffling decision by Press Gazette to call these jobs 'journalists'!
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"People are looking through the shop window and they like what they see..." says Kemi Badenoch, of the Conservative party, which is currently polling at its lowest level in its entire history
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👏
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People trust 4.5 more that 5 stars in marketing
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
something very funny about the Bayeux Tapestry getting 5 stars after 940 years, as if Bishop Odo of Bayeux has been sat at home all this time waiting for the review, absolutely raging - "I gave that Guardian journalist a press comp on OPENING NIGHT for god's sake"
Poster of The Bayeux Tapestry with a bunch of 5 star reviews
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I'm going to offer you a massive tax cut". Tribal audience cheers. Interviewer: "how will you pay for that and keep key spending promises?" "No, you can't draw me into a trap of discussing hypotheticals"
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks again, to @monkemma.bsky.social: "You have to ask why the Guido Fawkes headline, the City AM headline and Matt Goodwin wanted you to focus on condoms for Pakistani men rather than the family planning and maternal health services for the rural women" monkdebunks.substack.com/p/no-we-dont...
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No, we don't spend £74 million a year on branded condoms for Pakistan
Tracing the City AM headline, from Matt Goodwin's LBC claim and back through Guido Fawkes to a UK aid programme for women in rural Pakistan
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Steve Rosenberg @bbcstever.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
20 years ago today Anna Politkovskaya, one of Russia’s most prominent investigative journalists, was murdered. I found no mention of the anniversary in today's Russian newspapers. #ReadingRussia
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Russian papers silent on the 20th anniversary of journalist's murder
YouTube video by Steve Rosenberg
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Howlingatthe Moon @oog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh look, it's Fedward
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flight hijacked, forced landing at Luton, but managed to escape.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BBC Three is this week airing the 1998 documentary The Cruise (starring Jane McDonald) Yes, that’s right. BBC Three.
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John Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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No queues, empty seats and the worst speech ever heard: welcome to the Tory conference | John Crace
Birmingham event is like a safari park attraction where we get to see the remnants of a party in a protected habitat
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Nicholas Pegg @nicholaspegg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch continues: ‘I can see why so many people were very fond of Jeffrey Archer. You know, we wanted him to be our mayoral candidate, and then yet another thing happened.’ Happened? He didn’t sit on a box of chocolates. He was sent to prison for perjury and perverting the course of justice.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lots of highlights from Kemi on #r4today but I think the highlight has to be her lamenting some people for being in “social media echo chambers”
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Andrew @yawnthepost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘We’re not about left and right,’ says Badenoch, ‘we’re about right and wrong’ then says how fond she was of perjurer Jeffery Archer #r4today
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s ok - stay away! Kemi is now gushing over him, seconds after saying she believes in right and wrong
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am - he’s clearly being described as a convicted criminal to be fair, but it’s not stopping a procession of tories eulogising him!
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Sam Grinsell @samgrinsell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Feels like Archer was sort of ahead of his time in some ways, made for the Everything Is Fake and Nobody Cares (shout-out to the BBC podcast of that name) era but born in the You Can Only Fake Certain Things and People Definitely Care About That era
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The amount of tories coming out eulogising a dead convicted criminal is quite something. #r4today
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The president of the United States says that "the New York Times, and many other Artificial Media Outlets, should be arrested" for denying that the arena in which he spoke had empty seats. It's really bad! www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump...
The Ohio Arena was already full to the brim — And yet these people were still trying to get in. The New York Times said, “There were empty seats” when, in fact, there were none, and thousands of people had to be turned away. The New York Times, and many other Artificial Media Outlets, should be arrested for their dishonesty and disservice to our Country. When Bernie Sanders has 500 to 1,000 people, they make it sound like it’s the biggest event that ever took place. When PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP has 50,000 people, they make it sound like nobody showed up! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Electra/Persona was fantastic tonight @nationaltheatre.org.uk So lucky to be able to go and see Cate Blanchett on a Monday night and to be back home before the Ten o’clock news!
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Mick Steward @micksteward.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Andrew Pierce did the thing
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com · 04/10/2026
So basically five muppets with a couple of vans is enough to see the US withdraw bombers from Europe? If the USSR had known that, the Cold War might have turned out quite differently. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
US removes all bombers from RAF Fairford back to home stations
A statement says all bombers deployed to RAF Fairford have been "re-deployed to their home stations" in the US.
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