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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Electra/Persona was fantastic tonight @nationaltheatre.org.uk So lucky to be able to go and see Cate Blanchett on a Monday night and to be back home before the Ten o’clock news!
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good evening
Brighton pier
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Venturing north to a VERY small venue to see Friendly Fires warm-up gig
Moth club Hackney
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Four Seasons Total Landscaping meme
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Top Tip: this stuff is a quid in Savers and does exactly the same job
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only attack ad you need is this image on as many billboards as humanly possible…
Trump Farage gold lift
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I nearly choked when I saw this on BBC Sport…
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not even a light breeze in London but 50% of GB power is wind right now, so it must be blowing a hoolie somewhere!
47% wind powering the country now graph
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A good friend’s mother sadly died yesterday. This morning I read this Poem on the tube - made me tear up... I sent it to him and he also loved it. He’s now including it in his eulogy. Some things are meant to be… @imcmillan.bsky.social
Poems on the underground - a bunch of consolation
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Debunked by BBC - he’s a chicken who didn’t want to stand next to bin 🐓 🚮
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So, Reform lying again according to BBC - he chickened out standing next to a bin with 9,500 votes! 🐓 🚮 #r4today #farage
BBC report on Reform claiming Farage didn’t attend count on advice of police - BBC finding otherwise
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Currently nearly 24c in Tooting Lido - has been over 25c this summer… tbl.my-water.live
Tooting lido temps
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Non-operational, Again!
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Like night follows day… #r4today
Lowe making moves with Reform - FT headlines
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As of this minute, three quarters of UK energy is being generated by wind and solar, and *checks notes* my washing machine is still going around…
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lizzy line!
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Idk, perhaps take the train?
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My favourite thing at the moment is reading Irish news sites that think 15c overnight is hot…
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tooting water fountain - like this for weeks.
Out of service Tooting water fountain
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yes
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Up there with this classic…
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Grateful to live on a street where people plant things…
Sunflower on Tooting street
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Seems like the right evening to be listening to some Spanish guitar… A reward for the northern line trip 🥵
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Norman. What a pub!
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Daily Mail Blackshirts
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Simz Time!
Little Simz at Primavera
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I have never felt so old watching Addison Rae at Primavera. I want to put my headphones on….
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Honestly, this Primavera is cursed! They just lost all sound from New Dad for 5mins!
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Oh, brilliant - @jim.londoncentric.media - have you seen this?
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Tooting, please Will. Mayor’s own patch - CS7 is falling apart (dilapidated pant, surface and polls) and blocked by cars (completely unpoliced)!
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Happy St George’s Day all!
Notorious photo of an England fan in Leicester Square with a flare up his hole
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ok. Somewhat unexpected.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
But you didn’t predict Celeb Traitors Stephen! The next GE should just be the OOH election. Buy up all the poster sites now and stick this up. Job done.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This will be the most valuable image come the next GE. Needs to be on every poster.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Forgot this one! Fourteen centuries between them - the Charterhouse, founded on a medieval plague pit in 1348, with the post‑war brutalism of the Barbican towers peaking out behind. Old London, new-ish London… almost touching
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The beauty of London is that you’ve never seen it all. A great candlelit guided tour of The Charterhouse tonight - fascinating history under dramatic skies…
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Man and Boy at the NT @nationaltheatre.org.uk tonight. Old Terence Rattigan play revived but felt strangely current. Couple more weeks left - highly recommended!
Man and Boy at National Theatre
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Not sure TFL are quite on top of the Bakerloo graffiti issues yet 🙃 That said, this old skool stuff is much better than the shitty market pen tagging…
Bakerloo line graffiti Bakerloo line graffiti
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
First Waymo I’ve see in the wild 😬
Waymo in london
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Good afternoon
England V Ireland at Twickenham 6 nations
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Dull transport post. The Stadler GA trains (745/755) are the best in the UK and we should just buy a big job lot (econ of scale) rather than the nonsense of lots of different trains. Brucey bonus is that the local trains are just as well spec’d as the mainline.
Stadler Greater Anglia 745Stadler Greater Anglia 745
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
What’s on TV have completely done one over TV Choice!
What’s on TV mag next to TV choice mag in supermarket
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
What a shocker he had at city.
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Great Boxing Day at Carrow Rd. An actual win!
The mayor with a corner Carrow Road on Boxing Day
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
It’s brilliant
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jwmurphy @murphytweets.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Correct.
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