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Murder Lizard

@murderlizard.bsky.social
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Usually up to shenanigans but open to other options. Qld Agnostic. Melbourne cynic. Political, antifascist positive. Shouty, sometimes sweary.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are a lot of things I won’t miss about Qld, but the animals don’t know who Pauline is. They’re my favourites.
An echidna walking.
An echidna casually walking towards two curious chickens across the grass.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In Listening to the Joint Standing Committee on electoral matters from the 21/08 I’m hearing a veritable who’s who of dickheads from lockdown. Chriscoveries, Harrison MacLean, and massive wanker Matt Trihey. It’s like a reunion. I may need tissues for the emotions.
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Bayview252 @bayview252.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Urgent PSA. If you’ve recently moved to the Retrograde State (QLD), it’s time for your annual Easter Bunny reminder that we have Liquor Licensing Laws straight out if the 1800’s, so don’t forget to buy your beerz today @murderlizard.bsky.social #auspol
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/11/2025
Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation. The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
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The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
If the Whitehouse was renovated by a man who really likes the mullet hairdo. Kinda
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Rex returned after being kicked out 3 times. Then she decided to mess with the cat.
A couch with a jack Russell in the foreground staring at a red chicken in the mid ground with a tabby cat sleeping peacefully in the back ground.The sleeping cat with a fresh egg at its bum.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Snooping on the neighbours kids playing in the yard. New babies out with the grown ups.
Image of several chickens including baby chicks scratching in a tropical but dry creek bed.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Rex broke into the next door neighbours yard. She’s the chicken equivalent of a 13 year old daughter.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is Rex. She will not be told the house isn’t hers. She also won’t be told to not poop on the vanity. Rex is what the world needs.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If you see this post a bridge. Burn one of you feel the urge.
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sounds delicious @spicynoise.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Vote 1 Tawny Frogmouth or their grumpy arses are gonna come and oom oom oom oom at your door
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
For anyone who may be interested in cults or groups with cult like behaviours. The Vic Legislative Assembly Legal and Social Issues Committee has shared lived experience insights into coercive high-control groups. www.parliament.vic.gov.au/cofg-questio...
parliament.vic.gov.au
Questionnaire insights - Inquiry into the recruitment methods and impacts of cults and organised fringe groups - Parliament of Victoria
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It feels like a 4 egg kind of day. Good job ladies.
4 fresh laid eggs on a soft grey blanket. One is white, one is beige, one is brown and one is red brown.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Buy hand reared chickens they said…
A red chicken standing inside a door on the interior of a house with a wooden floor. Her name is Knuckes.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
God he’s fabulous
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Tea is served sir.
Fat Puss sitting on the chair of an outdoor setting.
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Celery Sorbet @celerysorbet.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Israel keeps 320 Palestinian children in jail aje.io/cyka54?updat...
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Might be a good time to follow this dude
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Got off my ass today. Walked a little. Local park is getting a do over. The gate is Adorbs. The town is in the Glass House region (can see the mountains down the bottom), the town was an old wood mill site, haven’t figured out the flowers, but it’s pretty cute. Should learn some metal work.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Back on the tools. T’was a challenging day.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
English banana Quik has a weird thickener in it. Ruins it.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Man child moved out. Doing a deep clean. Eww. Fuck this noise.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Okay. I survived. Guess I got a job?
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Righto, have put pants on AND brushed my hair. Going out into the daytimes. Wish me luck.
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The White Rose Society (Australia) @whiterosesociety.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If you have footage (photos or video) of the person/s who heckled the Welcome to Country at the Dawn Service in PERTH this morning, please email it to us: thewhiterosesociety@protonmail.com. archive.is/DWr30
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How I arrived on BlueSky
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a cartoon of spongebob with a rainbow and the word trauma
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob with a rainbow and the word trauma
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This was yesterday, however today looks exactly the same. Happy welcome back Jesus from Bein’ ded.
Tea mug, milk jug, and a tea pot with Yorkshire tea. Proper tea.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Defenestration. It’s a good word. Trump should have both definitions.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Voice match! vt.tiktok.com/ZSrVMNTEr
vt.tiktok.com
TikTok - Make Your Day
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Random thought. I worked with a bloke who proposed to his girlfriend at Mt Disappointment. I’ve never recovered from that fact.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Service announcement for Queenslanders!
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I’m in the second month of quitting my job. Wondering what adults do when they’ve burnt out. It’s a conversation that doesn’t happen. Maybe it’s just me.
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Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Curtis Yarvin, a close ally of Peter Thiel, recently declared that the system is “irreparable,” that “To capture an elite, you have to demolish its institutions,” & that “Every existing institution of science, outside the scientists & the labs themselves, must be fully cremated…” 1/
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Barbarians and mandarins
"As soon as it stops accelerating, it stalls and explodes."
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Day tewlfty of bread therapy.
Tortilla, easy ingredients, faffing about. Arepa. They look like potato CAKES. But they’re corn flour ish, polenta ish. Once they cook you can stuff shit inside ‘em.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
STIP BRINGING HORSES IN THE HOUSE DAMMIT
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Polyvagal theory. Oh my god. It’s so cool. Someone tell me they’ve heard of it!
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Stephanie Kemmerer @doubtisthewayout.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I've seen this film. It jolts you between heartbreak & joy. Your heart breaks to see conspiracy theories ruining these women's lives, but your heart bursts w joy at the friendships they form w Noelle. It's powerful. And more than anything right now it is so very important to see it.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Bread baking skills continue as therapy. Leftovers resulted in being given these for breakfast. 🍳
Dinner rolls baking in an oven. Looking fucking amazing.Named ‘breakfast sliders’ by the manchild who presented them. Leftover rolls, with bacon egg and unseen bbq sauce. Two of them sitting on a green small plate.
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Honestly, mocking the fascists is bringing me life and hope.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
😳😳
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
No valium day. Cooking therapy
Round loaf of bread hanging in the oven. Cuts across the top show different shades of doneness and brown.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Valium day.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ta daaaaaaa
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is gonna be so good it should be illegal. Chicken cannelloni, slightly naked. Has since been dressed in a suitable sauce and is now baking.
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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
(Ray, if yr out there somewhere, drop us a line.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3oq...
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Last Quokka - Save Our Pubs
YouTube video by Last Quokka
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