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Murder Lizard

@murderlizard.bsky.social
527 followers 867 following 953 posts

Usually up to shenanigans but open to other options. Qld Agnostic. Melbourne cynic. Political, antifascist positive. Shouty, sometimes sweary.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There are a lot of things I won’t miss about Qld, but the animals don’t know who Pauline is. They’re my favourites.
An echidna walking.
An echidna casually walking towards two curious chickens across the grass.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Rex returned after being kicked out 3 times. Then she decided to mess with the cat.
A couch with a jack Russell in the foreground staring at a red chicken in the mid ground with a tabby cat sleeping peacefully in the back ground.The sleeping cat with a fresh egg at its bum.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Snooping on the neighbours kids playing in the yard. New babies out with the grown ups.
Image of several chickens including baby chicks scratching in a tropical but dry creek bed.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is Rex. She will not be told the house isn’t hers. She also won’t be told to not poop on the vanity. Rex is what the world needs.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If you see this post a bridge. Burn one of you feel the urge.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It feels like a 4 egg kind of day. Good job ladies.
4 fresh laid eggs on a soft grey blanket. One is white, one is beige, one is brown and one is red brown.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Buy hand reared chickens they said…
A red chicken standing inside a door on the interior of a house with a wooden floor. Her name is Knuckes.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
God he’s fabulous
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Tea is served sir.
Fat Puss sitting on the chair of an outdoor setting.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Got off my ass today. Walked a little. Local park is getting a do over. The gate is Adorbs. The town is in the Glass House region (can see the mountains down the bottom), the town was an old wood mill site, haven’t figured out the flowers, but it’s pretty cute. Should learn some metal work.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Back on the tools. T’was a challenging day.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This was yesterday, however today looks exactly the same. Happy welcome back Jesus from Bein’ ded.
Tea mug, milk jug, and a tea pot with Yorkshire tea. Proper tea.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Same
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Day tewlfty of bread therapy.
Tortilla, easy ingredients, faffing about. Arepa. They look like potato CAKES. But they’re corn flour ish, polenta ish. Once they cook you can stuff shit inside ‘em.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
STIP BRINGING HORSES IN THE HOUSE DAMMIT
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Bread baking skills continue as therapy. Leftovers resulted in being given these for breakfast. 🍳
Dinner rolls baking in an oven. Looking fucking amazing.Named ‘breakfast sliders’ by the manchild who presented them. Leftover rolls, with bacon egg and unseen bbq sauce. Two of them sitting on a green small plate.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
No valium day. Cooking therapy
Round loaf of bread hanging in the oven. Cuts across the top show different shades of doneness and brown.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Ta daaaaaaa
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is gonna be so good it should be illegal. Chicken cannelloni, slightly naked. Has since been dressed in a suitable sauce and is now baking.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
This little bridge has never gone under.
An image of water, with overgrown edges with trees and ferns. A wooden slat bridge crossing over the water. Notably undamaged by recent flooding.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Sandbags done. This is legit the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
First times for everything. Very weird times.
Sandbags. Stacked in the back of a car.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Coastal wind factor determined by beard watch. Some decent onshore winds.
A grey beard close up, showing a decent breeze allowing the fluffing up of the beard, indicating windHappy Valley Beach walk. Sunshine Coast. Blue skies, white clouds, churning sea with white foam.Beach. Before shot. Before cyclone.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The map points are Kingaroy and Toowoomba. I’m the blue dot. Lol
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Looks like it’s gonna get windy. Or rainy. Or things might blow away. Big week. Glad I’m still on a sabbatical so I can battle the elements.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Taking no credit. Have volunteered to paint the deck. I’m sure it counts.
Framing for a deck. Angrily painted to preserve the wood. I did nothing to help.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Assholes who paint gloss over gloss without any prep should be naked to return to the scene of the crime and do the prep. (Gloss over gloss over gloss)
A hallway, in image is door frames in various stages of sanding, at least 4 freaking layers of paint, starting with white down to brown and some weird salmon colour.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
When and American president is not following the rule of law, making his own decisions, what is he?
A cartoon depicting a single person standing in front of a line of Tesla trucks, reminiscent of the tanks in Tiananmen Square in 1989
Text at the top of the image say’Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance’
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
😂🙌
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Ran out of screws for the day
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
We have movement at the station, for word had got around, that the deck and old Lizards was completely berked. 🙌🙌🙌
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This cat ain’t doing Monday morning.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Our neighbour across the road asked our next door neighbour to not let their bantam chickens roam. Saw them earlier (not in image) they’d found a way through our fence and were chilling with the bin chickens. #FreeRangeChickens
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
People mention getting motion sickness coming up the range to home. I see why. 😂
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If I was a cat, this is what I’d do. And demand iced latte, and peeled grapes.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Todays job. Fight the mould battle. February usually brings rain, and no wind. Been dodging the deck since before Xmas.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Next job. Nice view, the first step is a bit rugged
A large front yard with strangler figs at the edge, patchy grass trying to grow after being cleared up.The view just below the yard image. Showing a white door frame between inside the house and outside. A frame sits about 2 metres forward, showing a gap inbetween where a deck once was laid. One step out the door will plant you on your ass (or head)
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Current circumstances. Cheap pool. Tank water. Living like we’re rich
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Even a pretend pool feels fancy with trees.
Blue pool in the foreground, in the back ground are tall leafy trees. The pool is a plastic pool, but it seems fancy. Don’t tell anyone it’s not.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Eh, it’ll do.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Have mine. It seems like the right thing.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Okay, not so sooky. (Sound for some asmr rain on a roof)
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Driving home watching some surly clouds. They always pretend to be ominous. They’re kinda sooky. Purchase of the day. A 6pack of Asahi and a deep dish jaffle maker. Gonna be a big night up on the range.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I finished the office. This is my favourite corner. Spot the Gumby.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The office has finally been unshittified. I need a rug, it gets too cold to pull up the horrendous carpet yet. Room for activities now.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
The shit show continues. Being ruthless.
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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Sometimes you get payback.
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