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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Having a uterus means this is foreign talk.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Footy guys were not nice. 30 years later and I haven’t shaken the intense dislike. Make the Cornell 7 look good.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

There are a lot of things I won’t miss about Qld, but the animals don’t know who Pauline is. They’re my favourites.

An echidna casually walking towards two curious chickens across the grass.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

End stage capitalism. Watch America burn.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I watched this yesterday. Wild how ‘loose’ the set up is. As long as you can pay, someone will deal with your kid. Even if it’s actually just a prison with no oversight.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

In Listening to the Joint Standing Committee on electoral matters from the 21/08 I’m hearing a veritable who’s who of dickheads from lockdown. Chriscoveries, Harrison MacLean, and massive wanker Matt Trihey. It’s like a reunion. I may need tissues for the emotions.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Good to see, I was worried you’d be using that tatty old scarf to clean windows.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

And how gross is it to think (irrespective of my personal thoughts of him as a man), that his life has no value except as a marker for political power. No mourning, no recognition, just self serving greedy asshats. Frightening.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

He’s been sport for a long time. Even if it’s just to see him get close to being beaten by the people he’s trying to support.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Let me clarify though. I don’t know if he was paid. But he was part of the group that harassed Albanese from the second floor. He’s a shit cvnt. So I will point a finger at the weasel

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just popping in to say, Chriscoveries has been identified as being part of the people who were hired to harass people during the election by the Bretheren

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is the one I hope gets pushed the hardest. This is the leveller. ALL women. Not just the ones those people think warrant their respect. Grind them into dust.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I grabbed a six pack. The world is safe for another year

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I love this. 3 years and powering on!

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Bayview252 @bayview252.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Urgent PSA. If you’ve recently moved to the Retrograde State (QLD), it’s time for your annual Easter Bunny reminder that we have Liquor Licensing Laws straight out if the 1800’s, so don’t forget to buy your beerz today @murderlizard.bsky.social #auspol

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

3 years in a row. You’re a bloody legend!

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

I cleared the drive way and the gutter and drain out front. I swear if I went away for a month I’d come back to complete take over by the garden.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Let’s roll the dice for power outages tomorrow.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/11/2025

Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation. The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.

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The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation

Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

If the Whitehouse was renovated by a man who really likes the mullet hairdo. Kinda

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

It’s nude. THE TOASTER HAS NO CLOTHES ON

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Rex returned after being kicked out 3 times. Then she decided to mess with the cat.

A couch with a jack Russell in the foreground staring at a red chicken in the mid ground with a tabby cat sleeping peacefully in the back ground.

The sleeping cat with a fresh egg at its bum.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Snooping on the neighbours kids playing in the yard. New babies out with the grown ups.

Image of several chickens including baby chicks scratching in a tropical but dry creek bed.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Rex broke into the next door neighbours yard. She’s the chicken equivalent of a 13 year old daughter.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

This is Rex. She will not be told the house isn’t hers. She also won’t be told to not poop on the vanity. Rex is what the world needs.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

If you see this post a bridge. Burn one of you feel the urge.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Getting dumplings in Wagga, it’s pretty obvious from the image.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I also bought epsom salts. Fucking useless advice. I now use it as fabric softener

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

It’s kinda nice to lift others, it unintentionally lifts ourselves. The cats still pissed.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Just any old thing will do. Tv remote controls. Zippers on jeans. Dishwashing liquid. Grass. All cause autism. Oxygen also.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

It’s hard to fill your bucket and empty it at the same time. The cat is beyond furious. Put the cat in the bucket and call it an achievement.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Hunting for things now entirely influenced by cat couture

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I know of one up in Maleny, I’ve never seen one. It’s Australia’s version of a unicorn. So lucky.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Oh my god that’s so fucking awesome!

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Oh that’s very cool, I wondered if it had been farm cleared in the past but naturally occurring, It would have a great history. And a platypus, they’re fussy.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Is that how it is naturally? No plants stabilising the edges? We could do with some rain. Tanks are v low.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Now to find its lid. Also top score

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Not even something worth putting on a resume.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I tried to think of it as if I was offered a pay rise if I quit.

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I’m about the same. I used to get a chest infection every year without fail. Not to mention a packet of smokes is about $33 USD now. (Tax it high enough it becomes unappealing)

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Murder Lizard @murderlizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

We have two boards in the kitchen (adhd house iykyk). One for dates and appointments, the other with jobs. I periodically sneak words into the list. This weeks word is ‘underpants’. Manifest that!

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