iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

nat @muppet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

sorry i'm just in a really bad place right now (the z gates at washington-dulles)

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's finally 'sweatshirt sleeves are potholders' season again

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the i need attention to the i feel too perceived pipeline

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Recently discovered that I was VERY into this as a teen with a brand new cellphone, based on diary entries from the early 00s. Can I go back to the old ways? Could my anxiety take it?

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ponyo's cousin Bonyo anyway I'm stressed

Scoreboard for the Yankees Red Sox game where the score is 0-0 but looks like BONYO if you have brainrot

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

turned 38 today, which means I've only got one more year of bluesky usage in me. after that I have to use...what, threads? oh god don't make me go

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Alex Koch @owlexkoch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I still haven't settled on a final list of the NYT's "Best Shows of the 21st Century" for myself, but I did come up with these very specific alternatives.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

what a weird horoscope

screenshot of bksy's trending topics, with "Trump posts photo with Natalie" highlighted. The joke is that my name is Natalie and this is troubling for me to see.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

time to activate the sleeper cell in all racehorses so the world can finally be rid of bob baffert

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

turns out 20 years is still not enough time between graduating high school and being forced to see those people again

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The man who checks receipts at Costco is my best friend. One time he told me a dirty joke, and today he asked if I needed a smiley face and then drew this.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

my first "serious" bf (junior in high school) was playing whatever GTA was out in 2005 and assured me that his in-game girlfriend was only a fling and it didn't mean anything

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Went to the Kentucky State Fair today and saw a lot of cool things, but this cake was absolutely the coolest.

A well constructed and decorated cake of Garfield the Cat, with stacks of food next to him. He's sitting on a pizza, with lasagna, a sandwich and spaghetti all stacked up to his left. Please keep in mind this is all cake.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

remembered this time in millennial history so suddenly it felt like a slap in the face

Old woman with a walker being helped by a young woman, meme format.
Old woman: "we took talk like a pirate day so seriously they made it a language option on Facebook"
Young woman: "sure grandma let's get you to bed"

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

(to the tune of Legs by ZZ Top) She got bangs She doesn't know how to do them

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

tough week to be named Natalie

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"you couldn't waterboard that out of me." you could grab a coffee with me for 15 minutes. compliment my outfit in the grocery store. smile at my dog. I'll tell you anything you wanna know.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

begging the people i work with to take no for an answer

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

me: god i am so sad why my uterus: it's because of me you dumb bitch haha

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

spotted in Louisville today

A MISSING PERSON sign for Mitch McConnell. His picture is his face on a turtle.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

proudly hanging in my house

embroidery hoop that reads "it's not a waffle house it's a waffle home"

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"what is all this fuss I hear about doctors cutting into perfectly healthy bisexuals and calling them a 'bi oopsie?' there is nothing OOPS about being bi! why, everyone's always saying the grass is greener, so what's wrong with sitting on the fence?! it's JUNE! *bangs table* they should be PROUD!"

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

developing an emily litella bit where she mistakes 'biopsy' for 'bi oopsie' during pride month and goes on a tear about homophobes and bi-erasure

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

when i was a kid everyone hated me and i didn't know why. now i'm an adult everyone loves me and i still don't know what i did to deserve it

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

🚨🚨🚨🫨 FIRST MONARCH SIGHTING 🎉 🚨🚨🚨🦋🦋🦋🪇🥁🎺🪊🪗

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My therapist just walked out of her office, banana in her hand, after her appointment ahead of mine ended and said "I gotta go touch grass, I'll be right back." We love a self regulating queen.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I bought this so fast

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When I see a typo in anything that's more than two paragraphs now, I immediately think to myself "Good for you! You definitely wrote this whole thing!" Didn't even think to go back and check the squigglies. I think it's kind of charming.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I always slack with coworkers I'm friends with in 'casual lowercase' but all of us, without fail, lock into 'Formal sentence case' if the conversation turns serious or actually work-related. and I think that's cute.

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Jupiña my beloved, I'm so happy I've found you again

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

had a dream that I showed up at my polling place to vote for a new mayor but I hadn't done any research into the candidates, which I guess is the 37 y/o on bluesky equivalent of the not studying for a test nightmare

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Was daydreaming about some risotto I had in Melbourne last week at a little corner place on the same block as my hotel. Looked it up and turns out it has a wiki page and is even cooler than the very cool vibes it gave off?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pellegr...

en.wikipedia.org

Pellegrini's Espresso Bar - Wikipedia

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I feel like I should tell y'all that one of the Try Guys moms ran their HR department, too. (At least, she did when I interviewed with them) Men on the internet can't do it without mommy I guess

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

werner herzog voice: Clavicular

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

things I didn't buy at the peddler's mall but wanted to

Pitcher that says "Good Luck Cooking, Good Luck Witch" with an etching of a witch woman character. Kind of Babba Yagga-esque

A tiny loom with an unfinished project on it

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

have been in many meetings today about boring work stuff so i've been largely offline and unaware of how dire today feels. it was nice for a moment.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

in my closet doing freak shit 😏 [trying on shorts that no longer fit 😞]

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

took a dog out at the ungodly hour of 4:30am and got to witness the one-man show of a Northern Mockingbird absolutely ripping through impressions. he was putting in work to impress the ladies before the sun came up.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

this is exactly what I needed right at this very second

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

really sick of having to be the AI morality police at work!!! simply because I want our writers to WRITE?! sorry, this thing you want to shove into a fucking email isn't due for 2 weeks but you still want me to use claude to generate it? fuck off!! give it to a HUMAN!!!!

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Murray had a run in with a real punk today

My dog, an Australian Shepherd lookin guy, running away from a white poodle with a lime green mohawk.

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Saw a cool kid band last night who did a few covers at the end of their set. One was Peg, which ripped and was a great pull, but the rest were Amber My Own Worst Enemy and Buddy Holly @owlexkoch.bsky.social said "I guess we've moved into oldies cover territory" which is...depressing? liberating?

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"she's a cougar in the shape of a ren faire girl" is the best line Mike White has ever written, hands down, no shot

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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

more like BEFORE Late July Snacks amirite?

A bag of Late July branded chips with a Best Before date of 25 July 2026

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