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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ponyo's cousin Bonyo anyway I'm stressed
Scoreboard for the Yankees Red Sox game where the score is 0-0 but looks like BONYO if you have brainrot
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what a weird horoscope
screenshot of bksy's trending topics, with "Trump posts photo with Natalie" highlighted. The joke is that my name is Natalie and this is troubling for me to see.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The man who checks receipts at Costco is my best friend. One time he told me a dirty joke, and today he asked if I needed a smiley face and then drew this.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went to the Kentucky State Fair today and saw a lot of cool things, but this cake was absolutely the coolest.
A well constructed and decorated cake of Garfield the Cat, with stacks of food next to him. He's sitting on a pizza, with lasagna, a sandwich and spaghetti all stacked up to his left. Please keep in mind this is all cake.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
remembered this time in millennial history so suddenly it felt like a slap in the face
Old woman with a walker being helped by a young woman, meme format. 
Old woman: "we took talk like a pirate day so seriously they made it a language option on Facebook"
Young woman: "sure grandma let's get you to bed"
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
spotted in Louisville today
A MISSING PERSON sign for Mitch McConnell. His picture is his face on a turtle.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
proudly hanging in my house
embroidery hoop that reads "it's not a waffle house it's a waffle home"
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jupiña my beloved, I'm so happy I've found you again
A can of Jupiña, a pineapple soda
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
we got growth
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
things I didn't buy at the peddler's mall but wanted to
A jar of legitimately old Necco wafers Pitcher that says "Good Luck Cooking, Good Luck Witch" with an etching of a witch woman character. Kind of Babba Yagga-esqueA tiny loom with an unfinished project on it A decorative piece of Old Ironsides
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
took a dog out at the ungodly hour of 4:30am and got to witness the one-man show of a Northern Mockingbird absolutely ripping through impressions. he was putting in work to impress the ladies before the sun came up.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Murray had a run in with a real punk today
My dog, an Australian Shepherd lookin guy, running away from a white poodle with a lime green mohawk.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
dogs
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
more like BEFORE Late July Snacks amirite?
A bag of Late July branded chips with a Best Before date of 25 July 2026
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
good haul today at the dog park
Some fungi up closeScreenshot of Merlin bird IDs for a Winter Wren, Fox Sparrow, and Golden-crowned Kinglet Good moss on a treeTwo dogs running in a wooded area
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
"you're boring"
yet another still from 'Point Break' and Patrick Swayze is pointing in Keanu Reeves' face
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
the chemistry in heated rivalry is unmatched
another still from 'Point Break' with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. This time they're gazing into each other's eyes
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i love heated rivalry
A still from the movie 'Point Break' with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The universe: provides two beautiful events in the sky in the same day All my brain can come up with:
A still of the Indian Drum sketch from Kids in the Hall, with the text "Look skyward, moron!"
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
hello please look at the pie I baked
A cherry pie, and the top crust is a bunch of snowflakes cut out of pie crust
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
thinking about all the cool stuff I'd do in Big Rock Candy Mountain again
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I may not be posting, but to call me offline is far, far too generous. I'm here, for better or worse (it's worse). See how online or offline you were this year here: anisota.net/harvest
A graph titled "Grass Touching." The scale goes from Online - Balanced - Offline. My marker is all the way to right, showing me as Offline.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
A photo of me and my two dogs in the car, all giving side eye. We're labeled Judge, Jury, and Executioner
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
playing a video game at a coffee shop today like some kind of jobless worm has me seriously considering permanent wormhood
A Steam Deck on a cafe table with a 16oz to go cup of coffee next to it. There are some leafy plants in the background, and also the remnants of the muffin I ate.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
please, no more
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I told a c-suite executive that I like Nerds Gummy Clusters because they satisfy my desire to chew on kinetic sand and I still have a job
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
was about to tell someone about murray's glasses-eating addiction and then realized how I sounded
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
went to the wilds of Indiana on Saturday. saw some good little things.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Remarkable news: I still fit into a shirt that was purchased for me in 1992.
The shirt has a map of Florida with hurricane indicators over it and says "I SURVIVED HURRICANE ANDREW"
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
mundane-posting. vibe-maxxing. little-things-core.
tiny little white mushrooms in some mulch, with dewy grassa very green lush forest, it's mostly leaves with some tree trunk poking througha horse trailer on the highway with two horse butts visiblea blurred book page in the foreground with an in focus mug on a ledge behind it.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm not a film snob, I like what I like, and these - to me - are some of the best.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I'm reading 'Walk Two Moons' by Sharon Creech for the first time since elementary school, before sending it to my 9 yo niece. Every once in awhile I have to stop and just stare and ponder while reading.
A passage from the book that reads "it was fine seeing the presidents, I've got nothing against the presidents, but you'd think the Sioux would be mighty sad to have those white faces carved into their sacred hill. I bet my mother was upset. I wondered why whoever carved them couldn't have put a couple Indians up there too."
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
new reply image just dropped
screenshot of a youtube video titled "I taped my mouth shut for 2 years. You should too" Thumbnail image is a white man with tape over his mouth, with a red arrow pointing to it and the word TAPE in big, red letters
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Didn't know I was seeing local legends, Juanita, open up at a show last night. Louisville is just like this sometimes, and it's wonderful
A band onstage dressed all in red and sparkles, joyfully playing their instruments (which include a trumpet, two saxophones, a star shaped tambourine, among the more standard fare)
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
hwaht in god's name is a pdf?
screenshot of an email in my inbox from someone named Mike Judge (probably not the same guy) with the subject line "Kill the pdf?"
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
dog on a tennis court. that's all.
Fluffy cream colored dog laying on a tennis court at dusk
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
they're here
Close up of a live cicada
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
red shouldered hawk flew low to the ground and then perched in a tree
A red shouldered hawk sitting on a branch
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
don't worry babe, lunch is on me today
A 90s Power Rangers walletA National Geographic Society Junior Membership card from the 90s
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Now we need Disney to buy the rights to the Garfield IP so that Nermal can have a presence in this Abu Dhabi park.
A Garfield panel with the kitten Nermal sitting in a box labeled "To Abu Dhabi." Jon looks pissed.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
using one of my favorite mugs today #pbs #savepbs
A vintage coffee mug that says "The Many Faces of Public Television." This side has a picture of Mister Rogers and Big BirdA vintage coffee mug that says "The Many Faces of Public Television."
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Me: "My back hurts." Also me, all day:
A woman with brown hair sitting in a desk chair with her knees almost touching her face, contorted in a way that looks uncomfortable but, I assure you, feels great (until she stands up)
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I remember playing this every day after school in 6th grade. You could trigger both a kudzu and alien invasion. Great game 10/10 deserves a remaster.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Started reading this book I picked up at the Locust Grove book sale
A book titled The National Trust Book of Long Walks in England, Scotland and Wales. By Adam Nicholson, photographs by Charlie Waite
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The Louisville airport really has something for everyone
Two toilet paper rolls next to each other in a public restroom. One has the roll going over, the other has the roll going under.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Murray update: he's still here, very cute, everyone who sees him falls in love. Rylie acts like she's just putting up with him but pretty sure she's a fan.
An aussiedoodle staring right into the cameraA goldendoodle laying in the grass looking to the left with a ball sitting in front of herAussiedoodle laying in the grass with a funny twisted up poseGoldendoodle sitting on a couch facing the camera, but her eyes are closed
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
got a fun little case for various meds (tums, tylenol, beta blockers lol) and i have one empty space. taking recs on what to fill it with. chocolate chips?
a travel pill case with 7 compartments filled with various colorful pills
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
with Slack still down, the IT folks at work are getting desperate
Screenshot: Google Chat Alternative. Please use Google Chat or Gmail as an alternative for internal communications with Slack is unavailable.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
found out that the creek lining our apartment complex has a nice, wide rock bed when it's dry so, that's my summer sorted
A dry creek with a wide expanse of mostly flat rock. Perfect for sitting on.
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nat @muppet.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Murray the foster dog's parentage has just been confirmed
Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal Sprocket from Fraggle Rock An aussiedoodle
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