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Jayde

@multicitrusmarg.bsky.social
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she/her ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon argumentative antithetical dream girl 💕💜💙 | 🍃🍃🍃 tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen

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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So I'm very much a prison abolitionist and super anti capital punishment, but I start to experience a lot of cognitive dissonance with that when I see stuff like this Cornell shit And my therapist said "everyone deserves empathy, but you aren't obligated to be the one providing it" 🤯
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw someone on tiktok saying Patient Zero reminds them of what it's like to talk to someone just starting their religious deconstruction as someone who's already been through it and damn I love that interpretation
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lol I don't necessarily agree with this dude I just like the idea that the gp is realizing how weird the songs she supposedly writes about Travis are
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm loving this era for us
Tiktok screenshot of a white bearded dude with the text "also personally if my spouse wrote this for the guy behind owl City after meeting him once and then wrote Cleveland about me I'd be fucking fuming"

Audio on the video is "enchanted"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our society is so fucked in the way these kinds of things get handled and I'm truly sorry that you did not get justice and that you had to deal with the added trauma of not being supported. I hope one day we won't have situations like this but for now, know that there are people who believe you 🩷
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so sorry and also I hope you know that you don't HAVE to "let go" of the betrayal there. When I finally told my story about my abusive ex a lot of our mutual friends took his side. Some of them came around later, but some didn't, and I don't ever plan to let that go.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like they made it *slightly* too hard to get to for 100k shares
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I watched Endgame Encore this weekend and I think they used the same verbiage on purpose, probably as part of her contract with Disney, but I don't think the new scenes have anything to do with Taylor Fucking love Marvel shit though, would be happy to talk about that anytime 🤣
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are SO many abusive men in this world and deciding to berate a guy she has honestly never said an unkind word about instead of, oh I don't know, the NFL players or the Kanye-types or John Mayer or ANYONE else, is honestly so problematic
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was going to say something about the creasing/coloration under her eyes but I was worried people would take it as me being critical when I am absolutely not! I turn 30 next year and I have had deep under-eye circles since I was like 20 so it's honestly just nice to see lol
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
K no shade to your friend specifically but why does the gp think people are hating on them for their relationships? I have never once experienced a single person in my adult life "hating" on me. If people had negative things to say about my partner....I would listen before I got married?
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afterglowlor 🌞✨ @afterglowlor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so distracted by gay, hadn't seen anyone post this explicitly
taylor swift and dakota johnson in patient zerotaylor swift and post malone in fortnight
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was thinking EXACTLY this
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just gina! @ginacatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
welcome back tolerate it! is this exact eras tour choreography?
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: Idk I like the songs okay but I wish she'd hurry up and get to the point Also me: CUZ IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT KNOW
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My husband is not a "fan" per se but does really enjoy Reputation and respects Taylor's work generally I made him listen to Patient Zero to explain my frustration with the bridge and he's so annoying because he's like, "idk this seems consistent with the genre exploration I expect from her"
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Aerin Moriarty(they/them) @aerinmoriarty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember: Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People really like to try and make her "paternity testing" comments about gaylors, meanwhile the hetlors are feverishly arguing about whether "Pink Clouding" is about Joe or Tom
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember when So High School came out and I made a tiktok saying "this has to be satire because if it's not it's the saddest song she's ever written" and I got dogpiled on so badly I deleted it and didn't make another video for several months WELL NOW WE HAVE FUCKING CLEVELAND
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Her tits probably cost $ high 5 figures and she let them release THAT photo of them? Girl I can't
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to be touching grass this evening because someone on reddit just told me with their full chest that it's sexist to find breasts attractive Queer women would like to have some words with you, internet stranger
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Colonel Sanders, not Major
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am a Certified Hater™️of Wood, So High School, Wi$h Li$t, But Daddy I Love Him.... and I fucking LOVE Cleveland. It's a bop and it's the only one of her campy, satirical songs that I've actually been super into.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"sure didn't get this way by being wrong a lot" truer words were never spoken
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Then it did its fucking JOB
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's more special this time though because they just watched her get married to Mr. Football
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Introducing the phrase "from the vault" was key because now everyone can say "shoulda stayed in the vault"
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bella❤️‍🔥✨ @dreamscapes.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
Guys I put Cleveland! over the Opalite dance on 1.2x speed and its brilliant I love it 😂
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In my next life, I wanna be a bodega cat.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe that's what she was waiting for....?!
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also she NEVER says "HE is the love of my life," she only says THIS
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every single line in Cleveland! is drawing attention to an unfinished or slanted rhyming scheme
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe relevant and maybe not, but the age difference between Dakota/Taylor and Colin Farrell is more than the age difference between Sadie Sink and Dylan O'Brien
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to the club, friends
Reddit post in r/GaylorSwift titled: I'm not even a Gaylor

Hi, well, I’m not even a Gaylor, but if you told me that all of her good songs are actually gay, and that the songs that are so obviously about Travis are flat and horrible because she does it on purpose since the relationship is fake and shallow, and she’s doing it as satire and for comedy…I’d believe you, because that would make more sense than the artistic decline.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes!! I am not joking when I say songs like Fifteen and White Horse shaped how I viewed my relationships with boys/men, later when Foolish One came out as a vault track I was like, MAN did 15-year-old Jayde need to hear this one And now....we have Travis
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any other device with internet access
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay SORRY to keep posting reddit screenshots but since I'm not on twitter it's my main source of what's going on with mainstream swifties and I cannot stop screenshotting this madness
Carly Rae's Day and Night album is what it sounds like when someone's actually in love with the person they want to be with. No need for Showgirl bullllshit.I have complicated feelings about TLOAS in general. Is not that I hate it, because I don't. But I don't play it either. I largely forget about it. As an elder millennial and an eldest daughter, track 5 makes me cry. And I know a lot of people find it cringe but being slightly older than Taylor I can relate to the feeling behind the song, like i know what she means when she says "we all dressed as wolves and we looked fire". And I did dance around my kitchen to the tunes of Opalite and The fate of Ophelia. But then, other music came out. My favorites would still cloud my mind and I'd find myself constantly muttering YOYOK, My tears ricochet, Tolerate it, Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus and so many others.....but rarely any TLOAS. This new batch, feels like ... Not Taylor. In fact all TLOAS feels disconnected from what I became used to. I loved seeing people posting the meaning of words she used in her songs like 'Soliloquy', the nuisance of her lyrics, the literary references and just generally lyrics that were layered in meanings. TLOAS and it's encore, feel crude, obvious and superficial. Sure, it's giving us a lot of info on TnT, but maybe more than I care to know, or about things I dont need to know (as fun as 'Wood' is, I didn't really need to know).

And in times where, especially in this last few weeks, music has been front and center in the conversations about Genocide, evil billionaires, Zionism and the general need of the average human to feel peace, to not worry about how we are going to pay for our next meal or if suddenly my neighborhood is going to burst up in flames, this songs feel especially disconnected.

Did I play them the minute my Spotify notified me of their release? Yes, yes I did. Am I currently listening to them? No. I'm blasting Macklemore in every single speaker I own.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PLEASE @bsky.app give me polls 😭🙏
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tag yourself, are you: ✨nuts ✨so self important ✨really annoying ✨obsessed with Karlie
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sharing this post from reddit because I love it (not mine, just saw it and felt like everyone needed to see it) www.reddit.com/r/GaylorSwif...
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are already people on tiktok dropping their wedding footage to these lyrics and as someone who also got married in the last year, I am stunned, how tf do you think this is super romantic? I would rather chew my arm off, kms or my husband, or get a divorce than post something like this on main
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This might be old news but it JUST occurred to me and I can't believe I never thought of it before In the NYT crossword, an exclamation point ‼️ in a clue usually tells you that the answer is a joke or a pun of some kind
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An announcement, you say?
Photo of billboard outside Madison square garden that says "JUST&T MARRIED!"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No it's absolutely lame! My MIL is from there and she literally has not been back since her mom passed. And it's also a big fucking joke in How I Met Your Mother that Ted is from Ohio
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'ALL it's happening (from main Taylor sub on reddit)
It sucks bc I know she can write good happy love songs that are just fluffy and fun and unserious😭 Gorgeous, Stayx3, I think he knows, paper rings, London Boy, ME!

And I know she can write good happy love songs that are romantic and about “your person” 😭 CIWYW, Lover, KOMH, Opalite

So why on a whole album + deluxe focussing on that vibe is it such a struggle 😭 too much focus on the haters girl I’m having a rly hard time understanding that the same person who wrote pre-TLOAS wrote all of this. Especially bc she knows what she’s good at and has been actively campaigning her skills for accolades.

Yes she’s always been corny and petty I love corny and petty Taylor! I stuck by the TTPD golden retriever line, Down Bad when everyone hated it, I love So High School! But it just rly feels like someone else’s approach to those feelings, it’s not consistent w what I’d expect from her when it comes to tongue in cheek cheesy songwriting.

Maybe this is the wrong sub to be this critical in 🫣 I heavy fuck with the first 4 tracks of TLOAS but the rest feel written by a different person and what’s eerie to me is that lots of ppl feel that way about the first 4 vs the rest…. I wonder if there’s anything to that about if they were written earlier idk. If I had to say the quality I want from this era given its themes of happiness and fun, I’d propose Opalite and Gorgeous. Maybe KOMH too. But everything just feels flat and lacking a vibe 😭

ETA: maybe she’s breaking the 4th wall too much this era. Her best songwriting feels really intimate when it’s a close look at her own feelings and life so when songs feel like she’s explaining herself to the public with a megaphone it loses all its intimacy and warmth for me, like a caricature. Her best love songs take us inside the relationship, where lots of these focus on the public view of the relationship. If most of her work is by Taylor Swift the person, tloas is by Taylor Swift the pop star
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am CACKLING I hope so badly that she comes out and says something like, "it's an inside joke we have"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've already seen several mainstream swifties describing these songs as "sophomoric" and "clunky". I have seen no love for Cleveland which is both interesting and unexpected
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to hear a smarter gaylor's take on Babylon because my thoughts are numerous but very jumbled
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"just settle ladies, all you need is someone who doesn't find you insufferable and he'll take you to Cleveland!"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why does the opening instrumental of Cleveland! remind me of the last great american dynasty
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