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why are you reading this go touch grass

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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 19h
Taykota this taykota that, girl, that's bang sisters
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
touched grass, stole some shit
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok homo
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is your reminder to touch grass this weekend
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Happy Dog Jumps into a Pile of Autumn Leaves
ALT: Happy Dog Jumps into a Pile of Autumn Leaves
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cause of death: Babylon edits on tiktok
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
National Black Dog Day is always on October 1st aka 8 weeks 3 days after 8/3 aka when she sang The Black Dog in front of me? Amazing 💀
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me and my chamomile tea against the world
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pink cloud pink pink cloud
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Father Ted Frolicking
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
eating mushrooms for breakfast before I go to the the forest to pick more mushrooms
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Kid Dancing Energetically at a Party
ALT: Kid Dancing Energetically at a Party
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pink cloud pink pink cloud
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
come pick some parasol mushrooms with me
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clover ⛈️ @closureforivy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taylor just wanted to do a video where she got to knock things off ledges like a cat
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Begging for wedding pics and getting a fake wedding pic on a grave 💀
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah yeah she's hot and put Dakota in a music video but she also wrote, recorded and released Cleveland
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bee @spillingoutlor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You can’t just scream something crazy be like ‘I’m a confessional songwriter’”
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCKING WHEN I AM TIRED
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What do we think divorce album will be called? I'm voting for "Down in flames" or "Travesty"
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
she should be funny and wear white to VMAs
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi 🙋‍♀️
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she's liking reels with this trend on ig please fucking shoot me
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the taste of me is acquired but it's his favorite dish
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Grass touched, 14k steps done, mushrooms foraged, cleaned, sauteed and frozen, grocery run done, cake baked, bucket of tomatoes baked and turned into soup, whole apartment vacuumed and mopped, it's 3pm, I'm gonna make a nest in my bed and watch stupid movies and crochet 😇
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guys wake up Pink Clouding music video just dropped
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pink cloud pink pink cloud
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Deer Skipping Across Water at Sunset
ALT: Deer Skipping Across Water at Sunset
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
7 am, on my way to the forest, remember to touch grass this weekend 😇
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She put him in a lyric video? Dear god Alison
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know what, it could've been worse, at least she isn't screaming viva las vegas in that fuckass song
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't ask me about my screen time today, being a hater is a full time job
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🪨stella🌵 @imidnightrosei.swifties.social · 25/09/2026
dear god this might be one of the worst ones 💀😭
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey hey hey
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Salem 🌼 @taylorsdaisies.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everything has so many layers we should start calling Easter eggs Onions 🧅 at this point fr
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*whispers* and in the death of her reputation, she felt truly alive
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
idgaf what flag is this, unrelease cleveland
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Young girls who listen to Taylor don't know what performance artlor is but now they think it's ok to settle for man who doesn't find them totally insufferable and takes them to Cleveland
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'M CRYING
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wrong song but close enough but at what cost
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe we should reverse psychology her and claim we love Cleveland so she leaves us alone idk like I'm scared that if we annoy her more she'll make music video
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kayleigh 🪩🫶🏻 @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026
LMAOOOOOO
Threads post:

Taylor:
what could you possibly get for the girl who has
everything and nothing all at once!

Travis:
a trip to cleveland
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"just settle ladies, all you need is someone who doesn't find you insufferable and he'll take you to Cleveland!"
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he likes what he likes what he likes and he likes me he likes what he likes what he likes and he likes me
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Lobotomy My Beloved Luxerp Heart Locket
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now I'm wearing white so hate all you like
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Olsen Twin's Grossed Out Face
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are already people on tiktok dropping their wedding footage to these lyrics and as someone who also got married in the last year, I am stunned, how tf do you think this is super romantic? I would rather chew my arm off, kms or my husband, or get a divorce than post something like this on main
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"she was married by adam sandler" dethroned as the biggest ick Taylor ever gave me btw
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mashup of babylon and right where you left me when
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are people who are still asleep and haven't heard Cleveland and I deeply envy them
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Alex 🌈 @alexbtbh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In fact, who would’ve thought that So High School would end up being the BEST song explicitly written about travvy lmao
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Damn, the start of Cleveland really sounds like The Office theme song 💀
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angie 💖 @bigcityhopes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I literally just finished making this 😵‍💫
Still from the Barbie movie where Barbie stops dancing and says “do you guys ever think about dying?”

I added the text from Taylor Swift’s Cleveland!

“I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE I FOUND MINE!”
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
grass touched, shit stolen 🥰
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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Cleveland grows on you with every listen" YEAH BECAUSE YOU ARE ACTIVELY LOSING BRAIN CELLS YOU DUM-DUM
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