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she/her ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon argumentative antithetical dream girl 💕💜💙 | 🍃🍃🍃 tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen

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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm loving this era for us
Tiktok screenshot of a white bearded dude with the text "also personally if my spouse wrote this for the guy behind owl City after meeting him once and then wrote Cleveland about me I'd be fucking fuming"

Audio on the video is "enchanted"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to the club, friends
Reddit post in r/GaylorSwift titled: I'm not even a Gaylor

Hi, well, I’m not even a Gaylor, but if you told me that all of her good songs are actually gay, and that the songs that are so obviously about Travis are flat and horrible because she does it on purpose since the relationship is fake and shallow, and she’s doing it as satire and for comedy…I’d believe you, because that would make more sense than the artistic decline.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay SORRY to keep posting reddit screenshots but since I'm not on twitter it's my main source of what's going on with mainstream swifties and I cannot stop screenshotting this madness
Carly Rae's Day and Night album is what it sounds like when someone's actually in love with the person they want to be with. No need for Showgirl bullllshit.I have complicated feelings about TLOAS in general. Is not that I hate it, because I don't. But I don't play it either. I largely forget about it. As an elder millennial and an eldest daughter, track 5 makes me cry. And I know a lot of people find it cringe but being slightly older than Taylor I can relate to the feeling behind the song, like i know what she means when she says "we all dressed as wolves and we looked fire". And I did dance around my kitchen to the tunes of Opalite and The fate of Ophelia. But then, other music came out. My favorites would still cloud my mind and I'd find myself constantly muttering YOYOK, My tears ricochet, Tolerate it, Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus and so many others.....but rarely any TLOAS. This new batch, feels like ... Not Taylor. In fact all TLOAS feels disconnected from what I became used to. I loved seeing people posting the meaning of words she used in her songs like 'Soliloquy', the nuisance of her lyrics, the literary references and just generally lyrics that were layered in meanings. TLOAS and it's encore, feel crude, obvious and superficial. Sure, it's giving us a lot of info on TnT, but maybe more than I care to know, or about things I dont need to know (as fun as 'Wood' is, I didn't really need to know).

And in times where, especially in this last few weeks, music has been front and center in the conversations about Genocide, evil billionaires, Zionism and the general need of the average human to feel peace, to not worry about how we are going to pay for our next meal or if suddenly my neighborhood is going to burst up in flames, this songs feel especially disconnected.

Did I play them the minute my Spotify notified me of their release? Yes, yes I did. Am I currently listening to them? No. I'm blasting Macklemore in every single speaker I own.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An announcement, you say?
Photo of billboard outside Madison square garden that says "JUST&T MARRIED!"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Y'ALL it's happening (from main Taylor sub on reddit)
It sucks bc I know she can write good happy love songs that are just fluffy and fun and unserious😭 Gorgeous, Stayx3, I think he knows, paper rings, London Boy, ME!

And I know she can write good happy love songs that are romantic and about “your person” 😭 CIWYW, Lover, KOMH, Opalite

So why on a whole album + deluxe focussing on that vibe is it such a struggle 😭 too much focus on the haters girl I’m having a rly hard time understanding that the same person who wrote pre-TLOAS wrote all of this. Especially bc she knows what she’s good at and has been actively campaigning her skills for accolades.

Yes she’s always been corny and petty I love corny and petty Taylor! I stuck by the TTPD golden retriever line, Down Bad when everyone hated it, I love So High School! But it just rly feels like someone else’s approach to those feelings, it’s not consistent w what I’d expect from her when it comes to tongue in cheek cheesy songwriting.

Maybe this is the wrong sub to be this critical in 🫣 I heavy fuck with the first 4 tracks of TLOAS but the rest feel written by a different person and what’s eerie to me is that lots of ppl feel that way about the first 4 vs the rest…. I wonder if there’s anything to that about if they were written earlier idk. If I had to say the quality I want from this era given its themes of happiness and fun, I’d propose Opalite and Gorgeous. Maybe KOMH too. But everything just feels flat and lacking a vibe 😭

ETA: maybe she’s breaking the 4th wall too much this era. Her best songwriting feels really intimate when it’s a close look at her own feelings and life so when songs feel like she’s explaining herself to the public with a megaphone it loses all its intimacy and warmth for me, like a caricature. Her best love songs take us inside the relationship, where lots of these focus on the public view of the relationship. If most of her work is by Taylor Swift the person, tloas is by Taylor Swift the pop star
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My current ranking (I appreciate the lore but musically this is unfortunately my least favorite album by far)
1. Ruin the Friendship 
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. The Fate of Ophelia
4. Actually Romantic
5. The Life of A Showgirl
6. CANCELLED! 
7. Opalite 
8. Father Figure
9. Honey
10. Eldest Daughter 
11. Wish List
12. Wood
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I call these "cheeseburger salad bowls" and they are both delicious and nutritious (Ground turkey, iceberg lettuce, roma tomatoes, dill pickles, shredded cheese, grilled onions, and homemade "fry sauce")
Two plate/bowls of food on my counter, with lovely color contrast between the red of the tomato and the green of the lettuce and the yellow of the cheese
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bisexual visibility day! I hope everyone knows that your bisexuality is valid regardless of your dating history, current partner, or whether you are publicly "out." 🩷💜💙 I am bisexual and I love bisexuals!
Meme of a lizard (labelled "bisexuals") holding a small sword (labelled "not needing to change the pronouns in love songs")
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
K is one of you fuckers lurking in the main Taylor sub or are they finally catching on
Reddit comment thread:

First comment: Mentally ill Taylor swift is sooooo back

First reply: this feels like it should be a TTPD single or bonus track, the aesthetics are so wildly different from TLOAS so I'm curious to see what the song is actually going to be like

Second reply: TLOAS deluxe: death of a showgirl would slay so hard
Edit: thank you for the awards lovelies 🫶🏻

Third reply: This has been my theory since she announced tloas! I always thought it would be a 2 part album life and then death!!
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And what if I said she's wearing black with her hair casually down when everyone is clamoring for wedding photos? Maybe because getting married is NOT the single most defining thing a woman could ever hope to do with her life?
Taylor's insta post pic for "Patient Zero" single announcement, black high-neck low-back top and casual straight hair
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They are real and I am excited
Container of blueberry cheesecake croissants at Costco
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I crave chaos apparently so I will be throwing a blind item on the bluesky dumpster fire
262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **14**

If you think the A+ pop star and the coding supermodel aren’t “friends” anymore, you would be wrong. They recently had a gal pal day at an undisclosed location in Connecticut. 

Taylor Swift/Karlie Kloss
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
11/6/2025 - Pap walk with TK, dinner in NYC 11/6/2023 - Chiefs game viewing party at her NYC apartment with the WAGs 11/6/2014 - Posts about pulling her catalog from Spotify 11/6/2013 - Performs "Red" at CMAs 11/6/2007 - Debut deluxe edition release 11/6/2005 - Myspace comment ⬇️
Screenshot from Swit-lore timeline - 
"Taylor leaves a Myspace comment: If you were a guy I'd probably date you. Just a friendly reminder. <3"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is Princess Ciri. Over the last few years, we have discovered she has a problem with men (except for the one she lives with). She will allow them to pet her gently on the head, but if they try to do anything else, she will hiss and swipe at them.
A cutie little tabby cat, sitting on the carpeted  stairsA cutie little tabby cat, sitting on the carpeted stairs and looking down
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So this looks like two more evidence bags on the second board brought out, one with pink glitter and one with green? Plus the blurple glitter on the previous board? Does this color scheme remind anyone else of anything? 👀
screenshot of Taylor's law and order video board, highlighting evidence bags that appear to have pink and green sparkles in themTaylor Swift's "I Knew It, I Knew You" is displaying a green Canvas, "I Knew It, I Knew You - Piano Version" is displaying a purple Canvas and "Blank Space" is displaying a red Canvas on Spotify
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay so this is SO hard to read, but it's on the first board and it's a newspaper article about one of the perps in Law and Order: OC, Miguel Olivas, from S5E6, titled "Red, White, Black, and Blue" (apologies for the lack of alt text, I cannot make out enough of it for anything coherent)
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ah darn! Yeah siding is so annoyingly expensive and one of the few home improvement things that most people couldn't ever DIY. Maybe you could add something else to the front of the house in yellow? We just repainted our front door and I love it
My yellow front door (with grey house and some grey stone and a white column and a mushroom door mat)
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
TAYLOR WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Screenshot of Taylor's insta story - 
Caption at top: "LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T YEE'D MY LAST HAW THANK YOU CMA!!!! See you there Nov 18 🤠"

Photo sharing the announcement from the CMAs about "I Knew It, I Knew You" receiving a single of the year nomination, featuring a pic of her face with her bangs blowing over it
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think maybe things have changed? Because these are the first results when I search "San Francisco McDonald's"
Listing of 4 McDonald's locations, closing times of 4am, 12am, and two open 24 hours
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is really starting to seem like people are just reaching for any crumb of Taylor and Travis being happy together because WHAT DO YOU MEAN you think their outfits match? Those two are constantly looking like two besties who has completely different ideas of the dress code
Reddit comment: I’ve said it before and I will say it a hundred times more: they are so fucking good at coordinating their outfits without like blatantly matching. This is probably a new favorite look of theirs for me.
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My cats NEVER share a bed this close, I must not disturb this moment
A tuxedo and a tabby cat curled up like little rolls in a squishmallow pet bed
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last night's ren faire fit, photographed after I got back to my SIL's house and was very baked
Me, standing in a house, wearing a green dress with a white underskirt hitched up on one side, with a brown leather corset belt and a brown belt bag and a jade circle pendant
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My colleague is a historic preservation specialist and I have a design background and we are both BEGGING that they hire a historic architect to fix the window placement
Taylor Swift's new tudor-style home, clad in mostly reddish brick
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And then I started screaming crying throwing up because - "I re-recorded all my music I recorded on a former label" - confirmation that the re-records are 100% done (which I know we've sort of had but still) AND a "hiding in plain sight" reference!! She is so deliberate with her word choices!
Taylor swift at grammy museum, CC says "Yeah. Like sometimes sometimes it's just the the it's just hiding in plain sight"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And SPEAKING OF Tay-liar and opposite sounds, when the interviewer discussed the dichotomy between Rep and Lover, she breezed over the comment that Lover was "light" by saying the aesthetics are the "last thing decided" Oh okay, so Lover is sad and you tried to use an opposite aesthetic? Got it
Reputation album coverLover album cover
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All the swifties losing their shit about her "smiling" when she talks about ending songs with "they got married" - are we watching the same vid? She's literally saying it's a catch-all ending! Also noting the teens in "Tim McGraw" were telling their parents the truck broke down - Tay-liar confirmed
Taylor swift at the grammy's museum interview with a lil smirky face
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay I took 3 whole pages of notes watching the Grammy museum video so saddle up kids: First off, the overall vibe was SO nice. Not a single mention of the men in her life, by either her or the interviewer (who was EXCELLENT). It felt genuine, even though I think there are some "Tay-liar" bits. 🧵
Taylor swift at grammy museum interview, holding mic, sage spaghetti strap dress with a deep red flower on one shoulder
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Smut doesn't count as reading" "If she can afford nice things why does she have a gofundme for dental work" I CANNOT with people, WHY are we policing behavior like this?? It is some weird-ass rebrand of purity culture and I need it to stop!
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Graham Norton was apparently asked about the wedding and this was my key takeaway -
“I mean, look, I was saying this yesterday on the radio: Like, when gay weddings started, I remember everyone going: ‘Oh, what was it, what’s a gay wedding like, what would that be like?’” he began. “Yeah, it’s like a wedding, you know? So that was the most interesting thing about the Taylor Swift thing.”
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My workplace dress vacillates wildly between "frat boy" and "kindergarten teacher" and I'm considering that a successful expression of gender honestly
Me in a bathroom at work wearing army green ankle pants and a blush pink short sleeve button upMe in a bathroom at work wearing a floral patterned mid-thigh dress with a brown belt and little brown suede shoesMe in a bathroom at work wearing dark skinny jeans, a brown t-shirt, and a navy blue blazer, throwing a peace sign Me in a bathroom at work wearing a bright yellow circle skirt and a navy and white striped top throwing a peace sign
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
One of my little witchcraft things is that I keep a handful of small, heavily scented candles for ritual purposes, and to help with wildfires, I put them out with collected rainwater
A wooden tray sitting on my floral duvet cover, housing a lit candle, a clear glass bottle with a "rainwater" label, and a small ceramic spoon
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Current World Health Organization guidelines for the ~180 AQI we have. Some of the areas near Spokane are sitting at 400+.
Health recommendations 

Avoid outdoor exercise 

Close your windows to avoid dirty outdoor air

Wear a mask outdoors

Run an air purifier
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Having a hard time believing that these two string cheeses have the same nutritional facts
The backside of two packaged string cheeses, in my hand, one of nearly an inch shorter than the other
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I went back and looked because I thought maybe Glennon did and she did not, but WOW the comments on her post really make me think they are in on everything because otherwise this would be a super bad look for them to not address these
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Building a house for Taylor Swift in the Sims
A zoom of a Sims 4 living room, featuring a yellow couch and two abstract paintings, one in a pink and white and one in a darker orange and lighter orange (a la lesbian flag)
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think this is very important in the context of Jordan's recent podcast comments, she's clearly just trying to capitalize on whatever the most popular opinion is and that's very disappointing to me
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Should have taken a before photo because my cutouts got a lil fucked 🤣
Two personal sized chicken pot pies, nice and cooked, right out of the oven
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
And they think we are delusional
Tiktok comment: Matty is with his soul mate GABBRIETTE and she's beautiful and perfect for him, anyone who believes Taylor the cat lady was a better match needs to do some serious self reflection because what the hell
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Liv mas, kids
A plate of my Taco Bell, featuring a burrito, a taco, and a quesadilla, with nacho cheese
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh no who could have predicted this would be a bad idea I am not trying to be a dick but I knew these were gonna end badly
Screenshot of Facebook post in a group, from "anonymous member": Ideas to cover up/redeem "mine" tattoo on upper thigh? Going through a divorce after 20 years and it was my ex's handwriting - would love to find a way for this to feel as special as it was supposed to a couple years ago!
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
First time back at the climbing gym after about a month of shit and it was awesome!
Me sitting on the loft of the climbing gym overlooking the climbing walls
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is my husband's and when I showed it to him he said "it looks like the lipstick aisle"
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette:
Libra Sun - Balanced Rose
Libra Moon - Dusty Orchid
Libra Rising - Airy Peony
Virgo Venus - Pressed Petal
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They are pretty colors but it's too late for me to start decorating with them on a broad scale
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette:
Aquarius Sun - Electric Cyan
Gemini Moon - Pale Citron
Leo Rising - Marigold Flash
Aquarius Venus - Digital Lilac
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thanks I hate it
Google search of "taylor kelce genius" with 3 results - 

"albums by Taylor Kelce"

"Taylor Kelce - tolerate it Lyrics"

"Taylor Kelce - I Knew It, I Knew You Lyrics and Tracklist"
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Okay so for fun, here are the songs I never skip! Songs I truly love! (not enough characters so the list is also in the alt text if you prefer that to the pic)
Handwritten list of songs I never skip: 
- Should've Said No
- White Horse
- Back To December
- Enchanted
- Haunted
- The Very First Night
- The Last Time
- Message In A Bottle
- Treacherous
- Wonderland
- How You Get The Girl
- Clean
- I Know Places
- Delicate
- King Of My Heart
- Cornelia Street
- the last great american dynasty
- long story short
- ivy
- You're Losing Me
- Would've, Could've, Should've
- Maroon
- You're On Your Own, Kid
- Cassandra
- Guilty As Sin?
- The Albatross
- Ruin The Friendship
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Also the video on Spotify for this song shows her sprinkling petals like someone would do for a wedding aisle
Spotify screenshot of "ruin the friendship" with Taylor sitting by a bed in a sparkly dress sprinkling flower petals on the ground
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everything looks cheap and the flowers are wilted, you say?
Lyrics from "Ruin the Friendship" - 
Shiny wood floors underneath my feet
Disco ball makes everything look cheap
Have fun (mm-mm)
It's prom (mm-mm)
Wilted corsage dangles from my wrist
Over his shoulder, I catch a glimpse
And see (mm-mm)
You lookin' at me
And it was not
An invitation
But as the 50 Cent song played (song played)
Should've kissed you anyway (anyway)
And it was not (and it was not)
Convenient, no (convenient)
Would've been the best mistake
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have therapy Tuesday mornings so I work from home for a couple hours and then leave the house later, and one of my cats does NOT like the change in routine and will just sit on the stairs waiting for me to leave
Tabby cat on the carpeted interior stairs
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
No that's the pic I am talking about! "Black tie" traditionally means floor length for dresses, is why I noted it
Zoe Kravitz, walking down the street in a gold embellished long-sleeve knee-length dress, sunglasses, and black heels
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Jayde @multicitrusmarg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Familiar looking font, no?
Screenshot from Phoebe Bridgers' "Lost Boys" music video: A knight, with the text "Lost Boys" and then smaller, "directed by Lance Oppenheim & Pablo Rochac" superimposed on top of himScreenshot from Taylor Swift's "Bejeweled" music video: Taylor on the ground, scrubbing, labelled "House Wench Taylor (Wants the Castle)"; then standing behind her, the Haim sisters - "Lady Danielle (Wants the Ring)," "Lady Este (Wants the Title)," and "Lady Alana (Wants the D***)"
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