Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026been a fucking minute, kinda afraid to use this app tho low key 000 0
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 15/10/2025This place needs an algorithm and a sense of humor 010 1
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 03/06/2025WAIT A MINUTE THEYRE DOING IT FOR REPUBLICANS? THEYRE NOT EVEN FEEDING MEMBERS OF THEIR COMMUNITY THEYRE JUST PUTTING A TACO TRUCK OUTSIDE AND GOING "THAT OUGHTA DO IT" GOD DAMN IT I HATE THESE STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE SO MUCH LITERALLY JUST HELP SOMEBODY LITERALLY ANYONE 16786209 786
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 15/05/2025This is the best part about being in your 30s. A lot of you are ungrateful 010 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Every time I remember this site exists I wanna put a nerd in a locker 010 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 08/04/2025This frictionless environment is never going to generate the fun-per-minute we used to have on Good Twitter 050 5
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I’m still on Twitter bc nobody on this app has any fun 030 3
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 28/02/2025What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally 183159351354 15.9K
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 19/02/2025🎶"shes got weeeed, and she knows how to smoke ittt"🎶 140 4
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 19/02/2025just invented a new depression treatment called "ZZ Top Therapy" where i smoke a joint and blast my skull with ZZ Top songs as loud as my headphones will go 010 1
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEKeith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 07/11/2024digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon 623841067 2.4K
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 19/02/2025How mylo treats me minutes after I just fed him 030 3
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Men only want one thing and it’s fucking delicious 030 3
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 13/02/2025They made an e commerce site with just HTML??? That must’ve been a security nightmare if it even worked at all. HTML is not a programming language, it’s hypertext markup. 030 3
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I’ve lowkey avoided crashing out on main really well this year. You guys should be proud of me 020 2
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Enjoy the ride! Gonna be eager to see how they do in the big east tournament and the natty 010 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Rick Pitino really turned that team around. Saw them play my Lobos at MSG and they kicked the shit out of us lol 110 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 12/02/2025everybody has to know how much i like the first american football record 010 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Gonna shoot myself in the face if sound soup doesn’t ask me to do a fucking album list 130 3
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/02/2025i have dug the arrow out of my back. I am picking back up the weapon that put it there. i am on petfinder. i am looking at the sweetest of faces. i am nocking another arrow, and i am aiming it at myself. i am emailing the adoption counselor 1783317 833
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/02/2025having a pet is so fucking stupid. you're just pre-purchasing yourself the worst pain you'll ever feel in your life and we just keep doing it, like idiots, because the only thing worse than losing them is never having them at all 1242877218 2.9K
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Very very very bad writing. Worse than using the word ‘very’ three times in a row 020 2
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 11/02/2025These mfers cannot write a headline without making convoluted word salad. Controlled opposition fr 020 2
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I haven’t tried it but everybody whose opinion I respect loves it and is addicted. 110 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 08/02/2025This is why games like Marvel Rivals and Balatro are so popular. There’s no bullshit to get to the gameplay 100 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Been posting on ig stories less to seem more mysterious do you guys think it’s working? 040 4
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 06/02/2025No, it’s Trump’s fault, and the fault of his army of Nazi bigots, who explicitly build their politics around tormenting the weak for fun. Trans people were simply the most vulnerable target. After they’re gone any of you might be next. None of this repulsive apologia, fight back 1634029456 4K
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 05/02/2025he's been occasionally right i like how much vitriol he's able to summon we need that venom 0110 11
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 05/02/2025dont worry about it too much, but we're working on something 040 4
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEonion person @junlper.beer · 04/02/2025it’s definitely easier to destroy shit than build something but i don’t think i’ll ever stop thinking about how we were told biden couldn’t do anything at all, ever, while elon musk and donald trump run around like rats gnawing on cables stopping the governments functionality completely 392756433 2.8K
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Cookie Monster would never say this… like 😏 020 2
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINE ★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 31/01/2025fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead 414360697 4.4K
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 31/01/2025do you like young turks by rod stewart? 010 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 31/01/2025don't talk to me till i've had my Van Hagar 010 1
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINEBeans Baxter @markgilboard.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Gimme the DEI boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your DEI and drift away. Is this anything? 1121 12
Reposted by Cool Garfield is ONLINECoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 31/01/2025If you want me to get excited about AI how bout you build me a robot that can pack this bowl 612736 127
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 31/01/2025this song is like getting punched in the face and seeing god 010 1
Cool Garfield is ONLINE @mtvzach.bsky.social · 31/01/2025you can just do that to me, we don't even have to have sex 031 3
