Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 8hYou can dress up the mayonnaise but it still goes rancid. 150
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh that magical age where you know it's wrong but your brain keeps insisting her name is Courtney Hole. 030
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What a good prompt for a birthday 6.5 years later. 060
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I started what I thought was a new journal today. 170
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bye until Tuesday unless big news breaks. (Also, hello, I see you.) 060
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I could get it up to start writing again, I'd write about this. 160
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did you ever meet someone when they were in a relationship and crush on them? Then some time later, you dated him after the breakup and slowly realized everything you liked about him was from his ex, that it was really her you were crushing on? 280
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have been contacted by the 3 Exes of Birthdays Past, Past, and Past. One just wanted me to know how much he loves his new lady friend. She seems cool, hopefully he learned a few things. 140
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saving Elvis Costello on Trackstar for Monday. The universe provides. 000
Reposted by Maria TerrorsaDante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only sector that's growing is health care, especially in-home care, which is primarily women, and Trump's mass deportation agenda has taken a wrecking ball to male-dominated fields. So, yes, this is Trump shooting both himself and American men right in the dick 17222
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you want to leave me a present, tell me something good about your life. 530
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026But I hate nostalgia. Forward. To new versions of me, that are mostly still the old versions, bc let's face it, I'll be 58. Maybe not as depressed. 160
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My favorite personality traits: confidence, wit, kindness, flirtatiousness, joyfulness, mostly collapsed and I was left with quite a few of the bad ones. I'd like some form of Maria back. She was great. 130
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Going to head offline for a few days. If we used to talk and don't talk much anymore, I'm sorry, I haven't had much to say. It's been a terrible 6-7 years to be alive. I've mostly succeeded. I hope you have too. 2100
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On Monday, if I'm lucky, I'll be the oldest that I've ever been. This year has been bumpy but it's ending on a sweet note. (And princess cake.) 2240
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Haven't really followed baseball this year but humiliating the Red Sox in the Bronx makes me proud. 070
Reposted by Maria TerrorsaAaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is traveling from town to town across the United States as a rootless drifter and former U.S. Army military police investigator, with no luggage, only a folding toothbrush, buying new clothes at thrift stores or cheap shops when his current ones get dirty. 2154
Reposted by Maria TerrorsaNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262643406
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm at a wedding in Maine and I've chosen the most Maria way to get there each day. Extravagant. Silly. Kind of fun. Car to ferry to park by the venue. 0110
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you have a community fridge? I'd put a few in there. This is really helpful bc it's by amounts of pumpkin you will use: ourlovelanguageisfood.com/leftover-pum...ourlovelanguageisfood.comPumpkin Puree Recipes (In Order Based on Amount of Leftover Pumpkin Puree)Have leftover pumpkin puree in your fridge? We're curated a list of over 50 recipe ideas, sorted by amount of pumpkin needed, to help you use your pumpkin. 070
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026100 shows I've binged 6 episodes of and then forgot I was watching. 260
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Did a bunch of shit today in a very disorganized way. Found a teal velvet dress in the back of my closet. No tag. Never worn. Maybe magic. 0130
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You could either eat 1/2 cup of plain peas or 1/2 and English muffin. Peas were a starch. (Before points) 060
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Are you listening to the 99% Invisible companion pod that interviews Caro, AOC, and others? 111
Reposted by Maria TerrorsaJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Most transplant/gentrifier discourse makes me think the real problem is that the OP's landlord needs to fix a gas leak in their apartment 31298
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My obsession with The Troubles has led me to my new true love, Blue Lights. 041
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tights are like weighted blankets for your legs. 080
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can just release my guilt about all the arts and crafts supplies I bought and abandoned by considering them investments in retirement hobbies. 020
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thursday was fine. Made it home to play with my little dog before he fell into a deep sleep and I rotisseried. I have to winterize the fuck out of this old house. 010
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm in my "I just want to go to the movies" era. But I don't have the time (or the gas!) to drive 45 minutes to the theater. So I half watch it when it streams. 040
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Honestly didn't know what this was a response to bc see above. 020
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I will be rising from the ashes of 2026 like a chubby phoenix. 060
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My attention span has gotten worse. A speed-addled squirrel can focus longer than I can. 190
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026So many times that I've thought "you let yourself down" and finally, I realized that I'm not letting myself down at all. I'm making choices. Give yourself grace. 1110
Maria Terrorsa @mtromano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today's highlight was listening to James Acaster lose his shit over apple sponge. Is it parasocial to want to be his mother? And maybe his daddy too? (Sorry sorry, I'm firmly in the hate camp of daddy being used that way.) 110
